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OhBeMyMind -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 2:17:20 PM)
The bad news is he ran off with your long lost twin. The good news is you're not pregnant!

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 3:23:07 PM)
The bad news is that you still have morning sicknes and set up your pregnancy leave with the Human Resources Dept of your company. You broke your last pair of sunglass when you leaned over to tie your shoes, sunglasses fell to the ground, you kicked them, moved forward, and then stepped on them. (crunch!) super-glue couldn't put all the pieces back together again. So the good news is that you just bought a brand new pair of designer sunglasses to replace the ones that you broke. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: OhBeMyMind The good news is you're not pregnant!

OhBeMyMind -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 3:30:29 PM)
The bad news is although you paid a small fortune for the sunglasses, it turns out that they are designer imposters....yep they are fake...and while at the beach the chemical used in the tint gave off nasty vapors and caused you to go blind. The good news is you met a great lawyer on the beach.

MasterRobsalayna -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 5:04:46 PM)
Bad news is he is a partner in the law firm suing you for all you are worth. Good news! You are getting what you wanted for Mother's Day.... a day off to do whatever you want!

fastlane -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 5:11:56 PM)
The bad news, is your mother is not really your mother. The good news? There is none!

MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 7:46:36 PM)
The bad news is when you didn't think it could get any worse it did.... The good news is NOW things can't get any worse

fastlane -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 7:50:41 PM)
The good news is your Dad is really your brother The bad new is that he's gay.

MyCaptainsPet -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 7:53:42 PM)
The good news is even tho he's gay he has a fantastic eye for interior design The bad news is you live in a tent.

Littlepita -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 8:26:34 PM)
The good news I have really cheap rent. The bad news is there is a hole in the roof and it's going to rain.

fastlane -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 8:32:27 PM)
The good news first...it's only a Robin The bad news....the bird flu is carried by Robins

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/13/2006 8:47:44 PM)
Quit screwing up the order![:@] The good news is that fastlane is off of Awaiting Approval

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/14/2006 12:14:42 AM)
And the bad news is that he is off his meds. The good news is that today was a beautiful spring day and all the flowers are blooming and butterflies are everywhere. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that fastlane is off of Awaiting Approval

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/14/2006 11:02:23 AM)
quote: The good news is that today was a beautiful spring day and all the flowers are blooming and butterflies are everywhere The bad news is that your house has burned to the ground. The good news is that you now have the ability to build your dream house.

emeraude -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/14/2006 4:28:31 PM)
The bad news is that they just found that there is an old nuclear waste dump site on the property. The good news is that the government is going to compensate you in a big way for the property.

OhBeMyMind -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/14/2006 4:31:55 PM)
The bad news is you have to wait 20 years for the compensation. The good news is you still have your job.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/14/2006 7:21:51 PM)
The bad news is that an old college rival bought your company. The good news is that you have a brand spanking new computer, desk, oversized chair and all the office equipment you could ever need. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: OhBeMyMind The good news is you still have your job.

OhBeMyMind -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/14/2006 8:49:44 PM)
The bad news is now you can't afford internet connection. The good news is your new computer came with some pretty cool games.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/14/2006 10:28:37 PM)
quote: The good news is your new computer came with some pretty cool games The bad news is due to extreme arthritis you are too slow with the controls and keep dying within the first 30 seconds of each game. The good news is that they have found a cure for the common cold!

OhBeMyMind -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/14/2006 10:55:45 PM)
The bad news is you keep getting the flu. The good news is the bank called, there was a mistake on your account and you actually have $1500 .

MistressLove999 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/15/2006 12:51:27 AM)
The bad news is they dialed the wrong number.... The good news is you met some really cool people at the expensive party you just had.

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