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susie -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:19:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy Consider tho that Europeans do not shower daily like we do. They then pack on noxious cologne and smart (?) clothes.... I really don't know what, if any, Europeans you have met but we certainly shower just as often as you "Yanks" Perhaps you are talking about the French, who are a little less fastidious with their ablutions.

RapierFugue -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:20:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail quick question, old cheese, how do the geordies the scousers and other brits from bathersden to tintagel and amesbury to caernarvon set their clocks when they cannot possibly espy or hear big ben so far flung from london town? The Queen pops round every few days and tells us the time. "Phillip! Leave that Thai prossie aline for a second and come and tell one the time! We're orf ight in a min to points north again! Make sure your trizers are done up this time you oaf!".

mnottertail -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:22:06 AM)
Aye, Cabbage!!!! EEHM owt wi out me belt. Now, wha para wuz the timegiven in in the wee magna charta?

RapierFugue -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:22:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: susie quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy Consider tho that Europeans do not shower daily like we do. They then pack on noxious cologne and smart (?) clothes.... I really don't know what, if any, Europeans you have met but we certainly shower just as often as you "Yanks" Perhaps you are talking about the French, who are a little less fastidious with their ablutions. He's just parading his ignorance. It's his fave hobby. That and telling porkies :) To be fair though, if he restricted his output to things he wasn’t ignorant of he’d never post anything ... ahhhhh ... we can but dream :)

susie -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:23:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail quick question, old cheese, how do the geordies the scousers and other brits from bathersden to tintagel and amesbury to caernarvon set their clocks when they cannot possibly espy or hear big ben so far flung from london town? Good question. Particularly as we can't hear it because of all the dirt in our ears from not showering daily!!!

mnottertail -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:23:58 AM)
Use a bit of yer rubbish dowdypaper in yer ears, look what its done for yer asses.

RapierFugue -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:24:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Aye, Cabbage!!!! EEHM owt wi out me belt. Now, wha para wuz the timegiven in in the wee magna charta? "Phillip! One's been nicked for speeding again! And it's One's own highway! Come and tell this uppity plod to fuck right orf!"

mnottertail -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:27:07 AM)
Oh, bugger all, Cabbage, we shall commandeer one a petrol bowser and prang that bloody kite.

susie -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:29:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willbeurdaddy quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy The Brits men are a docile and domesticated bunch. FYP I just read that out to Himself and we both had a good giggle at the thought of him being docile. As for domesticated no not even close.

pahunkboy -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:30:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: susie quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail quick question, old cheese, how do the geordies the scousers and other brits from bathersden to tintagel and amesbury to caernarvon set their clocks when they cannot possibly espy or hear big ben so far flung from london town? Good question. Particularly as we can't hear it because of all the dirt in our ears from not showering daily!!! Didn't the govt tell you to take less showers?

pahunkboy -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:32:20 AM)
Could you give up washing? \| Environment \| The Guardian Environment Ethical and green living Could you give up washing? A growing number of people are cutting down on daily showering and hair-washing. So could you join the extreme soap-dodgers? • 41% of British men and 33% of women don’t shower every day.

mnottertail -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:32:49 AM)
hunky, you should know the the problem of English WCpaper has been under consideration for sometime by the Lord privy councillor, and he has decided that the Daily Mail shall be used as dowdypaper henceforth and for time immemorial, thereby ironically wiping shit up with shitpaper and causing less headaches for brits in the realm of attacks by mentally unstable americans such as yourself. (limeys: in america loos are colloquially known in some parts as the privy...)

pahunkboy -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:34:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail hunky, you should know the the problem of English WCpaper has been under consideration for sometime by the Lord privy councillor, and he has decided that the Daily Mail shall be used as dowdypaper henceforth and for time immemorial, thereby ironically wiping shit up with shitpaper and causing less headaches for brits in the realm of attacks by mentally unstable americans such as yourself. (limeys: in america loos are colloquially known in some parts as the privy...) I cant come to the phone. I am in the shower.

mnottertail -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:40:27 AM)
It is sad that you haven't the brains to wipe your own ass, however.

RapierFugue -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:41:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail (limeys: in america loos are colloquially known in some parts as the privy...) I know. It's what makes me snigger whenever they mention The Lord Privy Councillor :)

willbeurdaddy -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:42:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic quote: ORIGINAL: willbeurdaddy quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy The Brit men are a docile and domesticated bunch. FYP Will you stop doing that !!!! thats the second time since the new year you have made me laugh out loud. it was funny, not true by any stretch of the imagination, and being polite, I'm not gonna point out the obvious, but you caught my funny bone. "But in the town it was well known When they got home at night Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them Within inches of their lives" [sm=dancing.gif]

pahunkboy -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:44:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail It is sad that you haven't the brains to wipe your own ass, however. Do you have anything constructive to add to the thread?

RapierFugue -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:44:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy Do you have anything constructive to add to the thread? Oh sweet Jesus, the irony :)

Moonhead -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:52:52 AM)
I've told you before, RF: he has a maid who comes in twice a week to do the irony for him. He pays her in silver...

pahunkboy -> RE: Are the British more law abiding than Americans? (1/4/2011 8:55:33 AM)
Hey Moon- when was your last shower? State the date and time.

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