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whothehellRU1 -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/11/2011 11:27:10 AM)

Buy a airline ticket to any of the following countries and you can buy a slave for $50 or less in any market place:- Chad, Guinea-Bissau, Mauritania, Togo, Central African Republic, Senegal, Benin, Burkina-Faso, Guinea, Liberia, Cameroon, all situated in west africa. You may have to send it cargo class otherwise you will have a job explaining to customs and immigrstion why you are smuggling in an illegal immigrant.



IronBear -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/11/2011 1:55:49 PM)

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Back to reality. First off, try this in Australia and I'll guarantee you a bloody long stay in an Aussie prison. Secondly, try to get a slave in the countries above and unless you are black and a native from that country you face immediate execution so best you pray for a fast painless death. Smart people know to get the well organized slavers who have been trading probably since biblical times and know how to get slaves moved about with out question (provided you have the cash to pay the necessary bribes).Getting them into Aussie will require a long book to be written so as to do it all legal like.......



Dnomyar -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/11/2011 4:18:03 PM)

We are slaves unto ourselfs. So why look for one?



gunner1310 -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/11/2011 4:21:08 PM)

it is SO SO SO much more than that ,, sober up to reality ...



ResidentSadist -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/13/2011 9:48:14 PM)

You don't have to go to a third world country . . . go to Detroit. Detroit is so financially screwed you can buy a house for 20 grand and keep the previous occupants as slaves.

If you need variety, 8 mile road is full of "slaves" that rent it out by the hour and for an xtra 20 they'll call you Masta' or anything you want. In fact, they'll be slaves, school teachers, nuns, nurses, mommies, daddies little girl or anything you want.



IronBear -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/14/2011 12:48:21 AM)

Do I take it that 8 Mile Road is the usual business hang out for whores, pimps, and drug dealers? 



GreedyTop -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/14/2011 1:06:54 AM)

Pretty much, IB.. check out the Eminem movie 8Mile Road...



Nanako -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/14/2011 5:50:06 AM)

I'm sad that the OP never posted again. Would have been funny :D



IronBear -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/14/2011 8:19:10 AM)

Not so surprising seeing that most of us have enjoyed the silliness of the replies, because I dare say no one took the OP seriously. He is still there on the other side, or his profile is.  Personally were I to offer serious  advise, it would be to consider changing his profile photo. The current one makes me think of a seriously afflicted mental patient high on Meds. Still he is all growed up and is, I imagine, competent to make his own choices.



TEMET -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/21/2011 5:31:51 PM)

"Do not ask the stones or the trees how to live, they can not tell you ; they do not have tongues; do not ask the wise man how to live for, if he knows , he will know he cannot tell you; if you would learn how to live , do not ask the question; its answer is not in the question but in the answer, which is not in words; do not ask how to live, but, instead, proceed to do so."




JanahX -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/26/2011 7:00:07 PM)

OP ... whats wrong with your head?  It looks deformed.



LadyPact -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/26/2011 7:23:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: IronBear

Not so surprising seeing that most of us have enjoyed the silliness of the replies, because I dare say no one took the OP seriously. He is still there on the other side, or his profile is.  Personally were I to offer serious  advise, it would be to consider changing his profile photo. The current one makes me think of a seriously afflicted mental patient high on Meds. Still he is all growed up and is, I imagine, competent to make his own choices.


Not so, IB.  (Great new pic, btw.)  Granted, I didn't think much of the thread itself and the picture definitely needs to be replaced with another one, but it was an opportunity to get some information out there for that particular area.  I'm a firm believer in a thread not only being for the OP who posted it.  One of these days, somebody might just search for the location through the forums and find what is here.



IronBear -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/26/2011 9:16:18 PM)

Good point LP, thank you. Perhaps I should have said that possibly, few people took the thread and the OP's question seriously. Nut question and thus they now have their answer. Still I also dare say that there are those amongst the readership who would have liked to ask the same question, and now mayhap they have their answer or at least some answers. No question is ever really stupid and nor is any answer. It all depends on how we perceive either one and process it/them. I'm there is an element of truth in  most things if we are but wise enough to find and recognize it.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/27/2011 10:52:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: IronBear

Do I take it that 8 Mile Road is the usual business hang out for whores, pimps, and drug dealers? 

Yes, parts of 8 mile road are the street walkers' market place.



IronBear -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/27/2011 12:09:10 PM)

Sounds like Kings Cross in Sydney in the early '60s.. Thanks for that. 



poise -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (3/1/2011 7:11:07 AM)

This is another example of why I love the internet so much.
Some people are just too horny and impatient to be out in public. [:-]



thishereboi -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (3/1/2011 7:17:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: IronBear

Do I take it that 8 Mile Road is the usual business hang out for whores, pimps, and drug dealers? 


Yea and don't forget the rap stars[8D]



ResidentSadist -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (3/2/2011 3:57:04 AM)

I know the best place to go get a slave . . . my own Dom Depot franchise, isle 1. See pic below.

I previously mentioned Detroit because CollarMe frowns on blatant self promotion. So to be fair, in addition to my Dom Depot franchise, I will also include photos of Slave-mart. No photos of Detroit because everyone there is so broke, they can’t afford film.

[image]http://residentsadist.com/pics/domdepot.jpg[/image]

[image]http://residentsadist.com/pics/domisles.jpg[/image]

[image]http://residentsadist.com/pics/slavemart.jpg[/image]



sofldan -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (3/2/2011 8:57:47 AM)

RS I laughed so hard I think I am gonna throw up. Awesome pics.



kalikshama -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (3/2/2011 8:59:17 AM)

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