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CalifChick -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/19/2011 12:28:07 PM)
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Because I've had wayyyy too much caffeine this morning, a recap:
1. OP is a straight dominant male. He is lonely and unloved. He has delusions of grandeur.
2. OP states women will respect you if you respect yourself.
3. OP decides the thread isn't about him.
4. The OP declares he is re-enacting the Passion of Christ, under the express authority of Christ. Some chick, with a weird pickup line, tells him she sees Christ in his eyes; her friend, with more sense and perhaps a higher IQ, shushes her. This little exchange reinforces the idea to the OP that he is special.
5. The OP believes a prophecy was made that he will attain Sainthood. He also believes the suffering of dominant men is vastly underappreciated.
6. The OP declares that the others on the thread have shallow personalities.
7. The OP declares that Termy is wise and also thinks that Termy believes he has what is takes to be the Messiah and that Termy is jealous of the OP.
8. The OP declares that God respects him, and that Christ is his Master.
9. The OP again declares the thread is not about him, it's about preserving yourself for someone special, and also that he himself is fascinating.
10. The OP declares that he is a witch and is familiar with "the Old Ways".
11. The OP declares he has much work regarding the prophecy (see item 5).
12. The OP declares that many here have been thru therapy.
13. He then declares that the BDSM community thinks that doms are made, not born, they are born submissive and become dom; he then declares that HE was born dom, that his suffering was made Holy by God, which then makes him a Holy Man.
14. He informs us he has met Christ and knows that He is Divine.
15. He then questions the seriousness of some of the posters.
16. He then sympathizes with Termy and then apparently decides that the other posters are possessing a lower IQ and that they cannot understand that dominant men can be lonely. It appears he is now bonding with Termy.
17. Their relationship is short-lived, however, as he takes Termy to task and declares that dominance is not a kink.
18. He then decides he's had enough of pop psychology... from others.
19. For good measure, good ol' Hank Kissinger's thoughts on accepting yourself are thrown into the mix... backed up by Bruce Lee.
20. Since nothing much comes of that, he throws a little Dalai Lama in for good measure, backed up by Napolean Bonaparte, to illustrate that few of us have compassion, happiness, a good heart, etc. No one disputes this.
21. Then we find out the real issue. The OP believes the rest of us aren't even managing to live up to lesser standards, while he lives up to the "higher Christian standard" in dramatic ways. The OP believes he was granted a miracle when he called upon Christ to take pity on his beloved.
22. Getting nowhere, the OP throws in some things he wrote in other threads.
23. He then decides he is a Buddha, for dispensing enlightenment. However, he had to do some googling to get there.
24. We then discover he never boinked his "beloved", that their relationship was "courtly" and he was her "White Knight." This explains alot.
25. The rest of the group has now been enlightened; the OP cannot get laid.
26. In one of the best lines I've ever read in my life, Stella gives us, "even if the OP was egg-shaped and half-way up a hen's backside he'd still have problems getting laid."
27. The OP then informs us he has no chance to get laid due to his emotional and physical isolation and for others who don't get laid, it is because they cannot instead of their choice not to (although they are deluding themselves with that, apparently). However, his emulation of Christ has nothing to do with his inability to, or interest in, getting laid.
28. We return to his beloved, who was everything he could want, beauty, career, kindness, smarts, fun, open to poly, adored by all, and she was sitting in the palm of his hand because he, apparently, was everything she could want. It gets a bit fuzzy here though, because he went all White-Knight on her and purposefully gave her up because the "price was too high".
One has to wonder here if the price was selling his soul to Satan, as she was "a demoniac... demonically possessed". And he freed her thru Christ. Now if he freed her thru Christ, why could he also not have her for himself in a relationship? Christ does not pull the old "if I can't have her, you can't either" sort of thing... that's more a minion-of-Satan trick.
Anyway, back to our OP... he engaged the forces of darkness in total war, but again, he says he won but did not keep the spoils of war. Here is where he lost any shred of sympathy he might have expected.
29. The OP then decides that Termy is falling from grace, and that because he chose good he lost his beloved (which, again, makes no sense because Christ freed her from her demonic bonds).
30. We then discover that your actions matter not, but you will be judged by the purity of your heart.
31. In one of the most ironic statements ever, the OP declares that "arrogance is not a luxury we can afford."
32. The OP then tells us it was God's will that he lost his beloved. His God must be one mean dude.
33. The OP then decides that LonDom61 is a hateful sort, but also tells us that he doesn't expect the thread will get him laid.
34. We then find that the OP has a special dispensation from God, and that no one can understand him, as that is too great for mortal man, and the grace of God is needed for that.
35. We then discover that this little rant has been an ongoing thing for over 8 years, and it wasn't getting him any more action than it is now.
36. We then find his expertise with the Satanic Bible.
37. We go back to him being a witch before he met Christ. "Hey Christ, how ya doin? I'm a witch, but I'm sure you knew that." "Hey there BM, how's the whole witch-thing going?"
(side note: is it coincidence that his initials are "BM"?)
38. In a very strange departure from form, the OP asks for help with his profile which does not involve him losing his sheep photo. He also doubts the presence of any ladies on site. Erectile dysfunction enters the picture.
39. He declares he was elevated by God and therefore made a choice not to have a good girl in his life.
(Man, that God sure does hold a grudge, doesn't he?)
40. We then find out how much Mother Teresa hungered for love, followed up by some words from Buddha, and then some from Wiccans.
41. We then find that even if the OP lowered his standards, he still wouldn't get laid. We also find he is "a star child, here to assist mankind."
(wonder if he has that big, malformed star-child head? is that why the no-picture policy?)
42. We then find that it is God's decision that the OP cannot get laid, and once again, the thread is about us and what sort of people we are. Again with the dispensation from god.
43. The OP decides that men have been getting bad press because women are as twisted and evil as you can get.
44. The OP falls back on Wikipedia to back up his claims.
45. The OP then decides that, well, fuck, I'm not sure, something about Bobby DeNiro and a movie he did set in a rainforest and being tortured by guilt.
46. We find that a user who claims to be female wrote to the OP and declared him "normal", which was rewarding him for behaving like a civilized human being.
(we suggested she read the thread before deciding)
47. We then find that the OP believes he is sexy, and God is sexy too.
48. We go back to the idea that the thread is not about the OP, that him starting the thread was a sign of humility, that he cares about others, that he is not an ordinary person, and that the faithful are uncompromising bastards as is God.
49. For Lent, the OP will be going to confession.
(That one ought to be a doozy. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned, but I have dispensation from God and I used to be a witch." Response, "three hail marys, and there's a nice Catholic church in the next town over. Next!")
50. Modern women are monsters. The thread is not about the OP.
51. The OP believes that love suppresses sexual desire.
52. Apparently during the exorcism of his beloved, the devils tapped into his lack of sexual interest in his beloved.
(maybe that's why she never boinked him... she thought he was gay)
53. Love is dominant and sexual desire is weak. In the presence of love, sexual desire requires permission.
54. Love is an attribute of an omnipotent God but sex is not.
(why did he give us the naughty bits then???)
55. Sex is doomed and cannot survive.
56. The OP declares that FukinTroll does not believe in love.
(At this point, we surely thought the OP would be struck by lightning.)
57. In a bizarre twist, we find that evil deeds don't matter in the long run.
(guess that goes back to the whole pure-heart-thing)
58. Women can be wrong as much as they please, and we all "distrust the lifestyle".
59. Mod21 is sadistic.
60. InvisibleBlack takes pity on the OP and tries to help.
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