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Arpig -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 1:05:12 AM)

Not 1, but 2 pictures of Pam's pussy!! I'm in heaven tonight!
I've had cats all my life. My present cat is named Emo, but he's a black and white spotted cat (like a cow), so we just call him Moo. He's a very strange cat, he was abused as a kitten, so is very skittish...if you stand up too quickly he will tear away in fear. He waits for me by the door about the time I get home as well.

Other than him, my best cat was Zaphod...he was a wonderful cat. He wouldn't drink from anything but a cup, so when he got old and couldn't handle the stairs well we had cups of water on every floor for him.

See...I'm working on the cute stories...is it working girls?




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 1:13:47 AM)

I came.




gungadin09 -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 1:21:03 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Arpig
See...I'm working on the cute stories...is it working girls?


...swoons.

pam




Arpig -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 1:28:19 AM)

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...swoons.

pam
Yessssss!




kissheels -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 1:49:01 AM)

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SweetDommes -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 10:40:11 AM)

We've had multiple cats in our lives ...

My first pet as an adult was Simoriah - given to me by Holly as a graduation present from college. She had a heart-shaped spot on her side [:)] She got out of the house about a year and a half ago and never came back.
Holly had Tyler - big, fluffy himalayan (possibly spelled wrong) ... and FYI for anyone interested, he's the one who would mount the girls even after he was fixed that I mentioned in another thread. He ended up with a tumor on his face that kept him from closing his mouth all the way. Lost 2 pounds in about a week because he couldn't eat. It was pretty sad - he couldn't groom, couldn't eat, couldn't drink. We lost him about ... 3 years ago, I think.
Perry was a manx with a stumpy tail. He was HUGE (26lbs of solid muscle) and was the lovingest cat I've ever met. He got out of the house when we were still in Lafayette. Saw him once after that, but couldn't catch him.
Grendel was a hermaphrodite before we had him fixed, but more masculine, so even though he's techinically a calico, I call him male. He's got extra toes, he's anti-social, and since he never leaves my bedroom anymore, he's gotten fat.
MIA, named that because we got her when Perry went M.I.A., is a little yellow tabby - very vocal, and a regular houdini. We literally cannot keep her in the house. Good thing we didn't declaw her when we had her neutered.
Fernando is another 'bigun' - no idea how much he weighs, but he's at minimum 15lbs. He's currently terrorizing the neighborhood, I think. We're fairly certain that he goes down the road and eats with the cats that the little old lady down there feeds every night (might explain how big he is ...). He's another tabby, but more orange than yellow.
Gwen is my "stupid pregnant cat" right now. She and Fernando managed to get it right before we could get either of them fixed. She's gotten more friendly in some ways and less friendly in others. She'll let you pet her belly now, but OMG, don't pick her up. She's a dilute calico and is part scottish fold - her ears don't fold over all the way, but they do curl forward a little bit, and they are way smaller than the other cats' ears.

I love my dogs ... don't get me wrong ... but I have been a cat person from birth. If Holly and rob weren't on alert for it, I'd already be well on my way to "crazy cat lady" status LOL




needlesandpins -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 11:28:51 AM)

i'm a little phobic about cats. i'm allergic to them anyway, but i can't bare them on me. for some bizzar reason though they are very drawn to me and always want to sit on me. i thought i'd get better if i had my own cats from kittens to keep the mice down at my stables. i thought they were great, but again still couldn't have them on me. in the end i had to rehome them due to allergies though.

now these cats are far more beautiful.....

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0ldhen -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 11:59:11 AM)


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Cats look so adorable while sleeping, don't you think?  I mean, have you ever seen a little cat just sleep the day away?  They look like they're getting so much rest and you just don't want to wake them up.


I agree so here ya go;





0ldhen -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 12:04:58 PM)

Well actually, here you go;

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LillyBoPeep -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 12:09:53 PM)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ♥♥♥




0ldhen -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 12:20:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ♥♥♥



That is my resident Domme, taking a nap in her favorite leather chair.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 12:31:35 PM)

Oh I just want to squeeze the life out of it, don't you?!?!




LillyBoPeep -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 12:32:29 PM)

i'll bring a tribute when i come over. ^_^ haha




FukinTroll -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 12:34:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Oh I just want to squeeze the life out of it, don't you?!?!


Rut ro raggy! Gonna have to give you some truths here NS:

Oz is over the rainbow.
God is an astronaut.
CM is where the pervs live.
0ldhen's cats are sacred and holy




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 12:41:17 PM)

...Who invited you in?




0ldhen -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 12:42:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Oh I just want to squeeze the life out of it, don't you?!?!


At 17 and a half pounds and with fully functional claws, along with her two subbie male cat guards, at 16.9 and 13.6 lbs repectively, also fully clawed, ya might want to rethink that one.

Not to mention this cat mama haz a wicked bad atitude about folks messing with her furkids.

And my sweet Sheperdess, fish will do nicely, or string, or yarn, or milk caps, lol, thank you.

"0ldhen's cats are sacred and holy" Thank You Oh Great Troll, you are correct.





FukinTroll -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 12:42:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

...Who invited you in?


[sm=rofl.gif] I don't think you understand who's SITE this is, do you?

SLURP~




Phoenixpower -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 12:45:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

I always liked the quote that dogs have owners but cats have staff.



I recently got an email which said (sadly it doesnt copy the pictures in it)

Marriage or Relationship

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's

Then adopt a dog.


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
For as long and wherever you want ...

Then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
About football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

..then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
Warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

..then adopt a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
You unconditionally, perpetually ..

..then adopt a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
All over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ....



.
.
.
.
..then adopt a cat!

You thought I was gonna say... Marry a man, didn't you?


Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
Send this to all the men just to annoy them!


You..

...have a GREAT Day.!




LillyBoPeep -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 12:48:35 PM)

super cute phoenix ^_^ haha

i think it's the super squinty eyes that i ♥ so much on sleeping animals. it's like they're working their asses off at some serious sleeping.




Phoenixpower -> RE: Let's Talk About Cats. (3/15/2011 12:55:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

super cute phoenix ^_^ haha



thank you. In the original post are always dogs pictures when saying then adopt a dog and this picture regarding then take a cat [:)]

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