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ORIGINAL: PapaJohnQ

Ah dohn give nobody no credit! Fer me, it’s cash on dah barrelhead, and no never mind. But I kin tell you all sumpin’. Lak most folks, Ah learned language from listening to hit. Ain’t no never way what persons spelled at me, less they was witches or whats. They done mostly spoke at me! Yew no, with woids! I hain’t niver had no palaver wit who what said letters sted ‘o woids. An if’n ah had, ah prolly mite would have lost interest in the hole thing. Some tight arsed North Eastern Establishement barleycorn lawywe what didn’t have nothin’ tuh do an one o’ thim cold grey days in winter when no lady is gwin to bend o’er his knee an let him bust her butt fer dah fun’o’hit thunk he could make a bunch o’ folks miserable if’n he told dem how he thunk woids otter be spelled, an make fun of dem what don’ a gree. Then thim Chewman guys, they was really grim, made it woise. Today da Chewmans change what they like to call their minds, every now an again an say, Vell, we have done it lak dis for zigzag years, but now we tink it should be done this weigh.
So guid gheitioing!
PapaJohnQ