VikingHouse
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Joined: 6/27/2004 From: Las Vegas Status: offline
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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds. "How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. Silence took over... then everyone turned to the masochist and asked: "So, what's it gonna be?" To which he replies, "Meow."__________________________________________________________ Not excerpting the more eclectic portions of the worlds spiritual paths that one is exposed to and practicing the goodness of those tenets has the distinct ability to cause some disturbances in Paradise, Valhalls and all of those other abodes that we're promised will be waiting for us. Doubting some of the nonsense of others can be dangerous if you're in the middle of a worship service filled with zealots., I can see some hope when developing a skill at understanding metaphors and patiently explaining your take on the verses or scriptures, and if they refuse to accept your interpretations, I'd shout " Off with their heads!!" , but keep their women and their riches as tithes to your ministry. weg http://groups.yahoo.com/group/A_BDSMDs_Church_for_Delicious_Deviance/
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