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heartcream -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 7:37:49 AM)


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ORIGINAL: manatthewheel


They have their own God. And from the ones I have met, they'rxpecting a concert when they get there



Dear Lord stop! Who are you? I have not read such wit with such nice typing skills. Please tell us more! Anything in caps would me most useful before Saturday when it may be toooo late!




LovingNcruelMs -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 7:50:28 AM)

I laughed when I read about the "Rapture Parties" going on on Saturday...good idea wish I had thought of it.

However to all the atheist and doubters that God exsists I say. do you really believe u know more then tens of billions of believers over the last 5000+ years???

Do you really believe 3/4 of the entire human race in the past 5 millenia were duped by a power that doesn't exsist???

Were you disappointed by God in some way in the past? did he fail to save your loved one from harm or death? it happens. life is hard and sometimes what WE believe is the worst thing that can happen isn't. you're in the middle of the journey and you will not be privy to why for a long time! Acccept it, that's life. GOD or not you will have tough times and how and if, you recover is part of the journey. having faith makes recovering easier. gives you a well of hope from which to draw, and when all else has failed comforts your soul in a way nothing else can.

maybe you're mad because you feel abandoned...guess what not only did he not abandon you, but he keeps a daily eye on you and helps you in the ways you'll let him when you most need it. And whenever you least expect it he sends you what you most long for ....Peace, Serenity, love.

did you know that the power of prayer is a measurable force. study after study has concluded that when people of faith gather, and in unison ask God for some one to be healed, if it isn't their time, they will not only heal but will heal 50% faster than someone who was not prayed for.


I know this won't change your angry, broken, frustrated, faithless veiws but I hope it will at least make u experiment. after all what have u got to lose, pray the next time you are in need. it can only help and will definately not hurt.

and no to those who wonder if it isn't being hypocritical, just like the father of the prodigal son rejoiced at his son's return to his home, so too will God rejoice your baby step in his direction.

PS: the reason why I wish I'd had a rapture party is that the fools who came up with the theory for the Rapture on May 21 used a formula that is so insane anyone who read the info knows these people are QUACKS!





mnottertail -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 7:55:30 AM)

Yes, I do believe in the 'duping'. Because people like you use some made up figure like 3/4 when if we consider the actual fact, more like 3/4 don't believe in the Judeo Christian god, and alot of folks never heard of him over that 5 thousand years. It has to do with such things as travel, the written word, alternate gods....and so on.




Musicmystery -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 7:58:21 AM)

How about "the quacking"?

And what if Jesus really does rap? For all eternity?




mnottertail -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 8:00:53 AM)

If it talks like a duck, it's a wrap.




LovingNcruelMs -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 8:02:14 AM)

lol that's because you're very good at SELF-duping.

I never said God was only a judeo christian God.... he is simply God and depending on which culture you are from you know him by a different name, and face.

and interesting don't you think that no matter which culture you delve into, God is there waiting with basically the same gifts and rules.




LovingNcruelMs -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 8:11:08 AM)

Your innumeracy is simply deplorable. You have a belief, and that's cute. You are the only one with that belief on this planet, also cute. We do not intend to convince you otherwise, the madness of a cleaving to a profoundly moronic fantastical nonsense is indeed unassailable, look no further than the nazis.

See, that is evidence, a proof of sorts, those of us who base our beliefs on at least ancillary examples need that sort of thing.

Transcend and perish. Pervert what you will 4 ways from sunday, go to it. Don't expect anyone to do more here than laugh in your face and treat you contemptuously, as a ridiculous and trivial cretin.

That bolded sentence there? I estimate a 100% probability of the truth of its reality.



LOL I think your pompous reply from the Gorean thread is perfect in reply to your duping comment.... goes right to the point of how angry, bitter and hostile all you people with no faith eventually become.




Musicmystery -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 8:11:50 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

If it talks like a duck, it's a wrap.

So the rapture, then, is.....

[image]http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/431betyourlife.jpg[/image]




Musicmystery -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 8:14:06 AM)

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how angry, bitter and hostile all you people with no faith eventually become


Breathe sweetie.

No one's angry here, or bitter, or even hostile. Learn to have a little fun.

And to recognize that people have far more faith than you realize, even if they use terms different from yours.

Relax. All is well. God's actually on top of this thing.




LaTigresse -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 8:41:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LovingNcruelMs

I laughed when I read about the "Rapture Parties" going on on Saturday...good idea wish I had thought of it.

However to all the atheist and doubters that God exsists I say. do you really believe u know more then tens of billions of believers over the last 5000+ years???

Do you really believe 3/4 of the entire human race in the past 5 millenia were duped by a power that doesn't exsist???

Were you disappointed by God in some way in the past? did he fail to save your loved one from harm or death? it happens. life is hard and sometimes what WE believe is the worst thing that can happen isn't. you're in the middle of the journey and you will not be privy to why for a long time! Acccept it, that's life. GOD or not you will have tough times and how and if, you recover is part of the journey. having faith makes recovering easier. gives you a well of hope from which to draw, and when all else has failed comforts your soul in a way nothing else can.

maybe you're mad because you feel abandoned...guess what not only did he not abandon you, but he keeps a daily eye on you and helps you in the ways you'll let him when you most need it. And whenever you least expect it he sends you what you most long for ....Peace, Serenity, love.

did you know that the power of prayer is a measurable force. study after study has concluded that when people of faith gather, and in unison ask God for some one to be healed, if it isn't their time, they will not only heal but will heal 50% faster than someone who was not prayed for.


I know this won't change your angry, broken, frustrated, faithless veiws but I hope it will at least make u experiment. after all what have u got to lose, pray the next time you are in need. it can only help and will definately not hurt.

and no to those who wonder if it isn't being hypocritical, just like the father of the prodigal son rejoiced at his son's return to his home, so too will God rejoice your baby step in his direction.

PS: the reason why I wish I'd had a rapture party is that the fools who came up with the theory for the Rapture on May 21 used a formula that is so insane anyone who read the info knows these people are QUACKS!




Ohhhhhhhh pull the cob outta your ass will ya!

Relax, have some fun.

As for praying. Fuckall, I did that for 20some years and you know what it got me..NADA!

That's when I figured out it wasn't up to some mystical GOD in the sky, it was up to ME to fix my shit. I quit praying and start working on my shit. Miracle of all miracles, problems solved. I haven't prayed in 20some years and I am going to stick with a winning plan.

Go prepare for your rapture.




0ldhen -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 8:47:32 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=537o2t3fiCY

Blow me to this, OH...........



LMAO......DONE AND DONE!




heartcream -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 8:51:17 AM)

I think whatever people believed for the past 5,000 or more years needs to be seriously, deeply and honestly looked at. People have been wrong about things for far longer.

We all have our own subjective unique path and that is where we belong. Some of the staunchest believers in God are so far from what is the truth about things/God. People who believe in God have also been duped, we all have. It is up to each as individuals to sort out our own stuff. There are peeps that say they dont believe in God who are closer to being their true selves and more connected to what we need to be connected to than some hard core religious people.

I think what La T said is true that we need to deal with our lives ourselves the best we can.

I believe in God, I was born that way, nothing and no one is going to convince me otherwise but I am constantly learning to distinguish what is crap and what is not. Guilt has been God on this fine planet for so long, so many folks cannot differentiate.

What is good for the one is good for the One.




manatthewheel -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 9:06:22 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: heartcream


quote:

ORIGINAL: manatthewheel


They have their own God. And from the ones I have met, they'rxpecting a concert when they get there



Dear Lord stop! Who are you? I have not read such wit with such nice typing skills. Please tell us more! Anything in caps would me most useful before Saturday when it may be toooo late!

I'm your father Luke




GreedyTop -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 9:10:18 AM)

seeya all on Sunday :)




LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 9:14:18 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LovingNcruelMs

I laughed when I read about the "Rapture Parties" going on on Saturday...good idea wish I had thought of it.

However to all the atheist and doubters that God exsists I say. do you really believe u know more then tens of billions of believers over the last 5000+ years???

Do you really believe 3/4 of the entire human race in the past 5 millenia were duped by a power that doesn't exsist???

Were you disappointed by God in some way in the past? did he fail to save your loved one from harm or death? it happens. life is hard and sometimes what WE believe is the worst thing that can happen isn't. you're in the middle of the journey and you will not be privy to why for a long time! Acccept it, that's life. GOD or not you will have tough times and how and if, you recover is part of the journey. having faith makes recovering easier. gives you a well of hope from which to draw, and when all else has failed comforts your soul in a way nothing else can.

maybe you're mad because you feel abandoned...guess what not only did he not abandon you, but he keeps a daily eye on you and helps you in the ways you'll let him when you most need it. And whenever you least expect it he sends you what you most long for ....Peace, Serenity, love.

did you know that the power of prayer is a measurable force. study after study has concluded that when people of faith gather, and in unison ask God for some one to be healed, if it isn't their time, they will not only heal but will heal 50% faster than someone who was not prayed for.


I know this won't change your angry, broken, frustrated, faithless veiws but I hope it will at least make u experiment. after all what have u got to lose, pray the next time you are in need. it can only help and will definately not hurt.

and no to those who wonder if it isn't being hypocritical, just like the father of the prodigal son rejoiced at his son's return to his home, so too will God rejoice your baby step in his direction.

PS: the reason why I wish I'd had a rapture party is that the fools who came up with the theory for the Rapture on May 21 used a formula that is so insane anyone who read the info knows these people are QUACKS!





Nice rant darling, then please tell us why it's all just a "belief" and not hard core evidence. I mean billions of flies eat shit, doesn't mean I'm going to start doing it (if you want to play the numbers game)...

Btw since you are so religious, you obviously didn't read the bible very closely, I mean your profile picture doesn't strike me as one any church would approve of - good thing that it isn't you. Since you brag about your dungeon in your profile and ask people to check out the pics? Which of those different chicks are you? Because you describe yourself as BBW, makes me wonder why you only got pics of slim chicks as profile pics...





popeye1250 -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 9:23:52 AM)

And after this one we have 2012!
There's a site, 2012supplies.com that sells supplies for,..."2012 and beyond!"
"Oh Shit! Here comes another brimstone! Boy am I glad I bought this hoodie from 2012 supplies!"

And for any of you who believe in the rapture and own a pickup truck could you mail me the keys?
A good pick-up truck would come in handy for the tribulations and all!




Icarys -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 10:35:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: heartcream

Too bad I am working. Watch me miss it all, dayum.

Don't worry, none of us will miss a thing.




Icarys -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 11:04:43 AM)

Mathew 24:36
"But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only"

I personally don't buy into predictions.






heartcream -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 11:32:37 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: manatthewheel

I'm your father Luke


Ahh dont think so but the first kid I really had a crush on was in grade three I think it was, his name was Luke.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Icarys

Don't worry, none of us will miss a thing.


The thing is I am going to work. Maybe I will call in dead.




mnottertail -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 11:33:36 AM)

My name is Luca.
I live on the second floor.......




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