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SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:00:06 PM)

Okay Folks... Now that we've cleared the store of the Sandwich Signers, let's take a look at this next Item... And this one is a collector's piece. You're gonna want to frame this baby and throw it up on the wall of your bungalow up in heaven to let guests who visit you know, you were one of the In-Crowd when it counted.
I present to you, The Official Rapture Addition of the Boston Phoenix! Offering a spellbinding "Rapture Guide to The Unrepentant"




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Moonhead -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:00:16 PM)

I think there was a fair bit of vampire fiction before Doyle did that one: Carmilla, Varney The vampire and Polidori's bucket of shit were all there first. And Keats' Lamia, if we're having poetry...)



Moonhead -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:02:52 PM)

I'm thinking of Mark S Geston over all of this noise. Out Of The Mouth Of The Dragon is a very fine (and horribly '60s) novel. "There were those who swore allegiance neither to the beast nor to the rider on the white horse..."



SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:07:59 PM)

I'd keep Scruffy in for the next few days. Even I felt a little hungry on the commuter rail as we passed all those back yards on the way home:



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SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:09:11 PM)

And you've GOT to read this:




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Moonhead -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:10:26 PM)

I've never eaten anybody's pets.
Not even that girl at university who had a pet sheep: we thought she'd notice if we cut a leg off it for the barbecue...



SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:15:22 PM)

How Much Would You Pay Now (God I love this ... SUCK IT RON POPEIL!!!!)





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SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:17:08 PM)

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I've never eaten anybody's pets.
Not even that girl at university who had a pet sheep: we thought she'd notice if we cut a leg off it for the barbecue...


Course you just thought about 'barbecuing' the sheep



Icarys -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:17:16 PM)

Maybe he was off by a couple of years..*Shrug
[:D]



SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:24:47 PM)

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Absolutely. Every single person on CM who has claimed that the world will end on Saturday with donate a tenth of their income to your favorite charity and give you a blow job.

Just so you'll have something equally likely to look forward to.

K.


I want to recommend MY favorite charity. The Blowjobs For Abject Losers Society (BFALS).
Of course a good percentage of the donations here will have to come in the form of auto-fellatio.

Ya think we can convince at least a few of em that it would be really cool for some of them to do an extended-length auto-erotica demo?



Moonhead -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:27:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

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I've never eaten anybody's pets.
Not even that girl at university who had a pet sheep: we thought she'd notice if we cut a leg off it for the barbecue...


Course you just thought about 'barbecuing' the sheep


No, I thought about cutting its leg off and barbecuing that: if we'd killed it the sheep would would have needed bleeding, hanging, cleaning, all that shit. Too much effort with a minimart around the corner...



manatthewheel -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:40:32 PM)

I don' think he was suggesting you intended doing anything "cullinary" with the sheep moon!



mnottertail -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:41:39 PM)

That is all he is allowed to think he was meant to do,  with the TOS being what it is.



Moonhead -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:44:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: manatthewheel

I don' think he was suggesting you intended doing anything "cullinary" with the sheep moon!

Oh, I see. He thinks I'm Welsh...



manatthewheel -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:54:24 PM)

Hey Icarys,
Are you sure you aren't on of the harbingers of this rapture? Everyone I read one of your snappy comebacksaloud, someone in my household falls dead asleep



SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 3:56:01 PM)

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Oh, I see. He thinks I'm Welsh...


Hahahahahahaha



Icarys -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 4:09:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: manatthewheel

Hey Icarys,
Are you sure you aren't on of the harbingers of this rapture? Everyone I read one of your snappy comebacksaloud, someone in my household falls dead asleep


Are you sure you're reading them correctly?



Moonhead -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 4:10:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

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Oh, I see. He thinks I'm Welsh...


Hahahahahahaha


What do you call a Welshman with three sheep?
Jones the pimp.



SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 5:07:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: manatthewheel

Hey Icarys,
Are you sure you aren't on of the harbingers of this rapture? Everyone I read one of your snappy comebacksaloud, someone in my household falls dead asleep


Are you sure you're reading them correctly?


I think he wants you to lisp



SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 5:45:26 PM)

It'll be an action-packed Saturday Morning for the kids with ABC's Super Saturday (Apocalypse Edition)



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