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Estring -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 5:49:01 PM)

Kohls will be having an "end of the world" sale on Sunday.




SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 5:49:13 PM)

And after BAM CAT Comes The Doggy Everyone Loves Scruffles...




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SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 5:55:01 PM)

Followed by something for the older kids...




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tazzygirl -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 5:57:30 PM)

So, what time does the pillaging and plundering start?




SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 5:58:28 PM)

Then... Opra will Launch her new Network Live! Er ah sorta live



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SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 6:01:02 PM)

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So, what time does the pillaging and plundering start?


Remain patient ... they're researching your address now, legally, you can't be pissed at the angry mob till midnight Saturday night.... It's almost like Santa




tazzygirl -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 6:03:06 PM)

Who wants to be pissed? I wanna join in! Got my eye on a nice car down the street... and a sweet looking piano at the old ladies house next door.




SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 6:19:41 PM)

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So, what time does the pillaging and plundering start?


I checked and they said hang tight, their headed to the pharmacy for condoms and then they'll be over



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SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 6:21:29 PM)

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Who wants to be pissed? I wanna join in! Got my eye on a nice car down the street... and a sweet looking piano at the old ladies house next door.


If ya see a nice forest green Cayene lemme know






SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 6:23:57 PM)

poof ... this one fucked up ... disregard






SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 6:26:34 PM)

Shit\





Hippiekinkster -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 6:38:21 PM)

I'm guessing Hartsfield airport is gonna be pretty busy Saturday.




SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 7:38:27 PM)

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I'm guessing Hartsfield airport is gonna be pretty busy Saturday.


Something tells me they won't be using the airports much... won't need to.
Heh I'll BET she's got a great one....



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SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 7:47:48 PM)

And Remember folks, we're sponsoring the third annual Air-Sex Competition tonight @ Middle East



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Owner59 -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 7:54:19 PM)

Gotta make friends with some.....maybe they`ll let me have their car once they don`t need it.[:D]




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 7:59:14 PM)

"Something tells me they won't be using the airports much... won't need to."

Doesn't matter if you're going to Heaven or Hell... you've got to change planes in Atlanta.




tweakabelle -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 8:07:15 PM)

Gee! The fast route to eternity is through Georgia?? Who'd have guessed? Thanks for the tip - I'm on my way! [:D]





SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 8:43:10 PM)

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Doesn't matter if you're going to Heaven or Hell... you've got to change planes in Atlanta.


You Fucker .... You were DYING to drop that bomb weren't ya?
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SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 8:47:34 PM)

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Gee! The fast route to eternity is through Georgia?? Who'd have guessed? Thanks for the tip - I'm on my way!


Tweak,... Considering it's the end of the world and all how about doing a photo spread for this thread. Do it for the children[8D]




tweakabelle -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 11:14:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

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Gee! The fast route to eternity is through Georgia?? Who'd have guessed? Thanks for the tip - I'm on my way!


Tweak,... Considering it's the end of the world and all how about doing a photo spread for this thread. Do it for the children[8D]



Away from me perfidious SLAVE of SATAN with your evil SEED OF FILTH. Scarcely 26 hours to go till the moment of Rapture *swoons* and the DARK ONE is still furiously TEMPTING and SEDUCING young innocent intacta saintly girls into DEPRAVITY LUST and PERVERSITY!

This one shall not FALL INTO SIN at the last moment! This one shall stay RESOLUTE and VIRTUOUS and offer my flesh and body to the GOOD LORD ABOVE and succumb to a DIVINE CELESTIAL BIG O!

<whispers> (all that pro forma stuff aside, meet you down in the Airport Terminal Restrooms in half an hour for a pre-rapture quickie (Republican style)? [:D])




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