RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved

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SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/19/2011 11:33:51 PM)
Where are the boatloads of hot men?! Do I have to head out to the "Hell Bound" line to party?! I mean, I could call a couple of exes, but if the rapture doen't occur, and I have to see them again, they'll think I want a relationship again. What do do?? [8D]M

mnottertail -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 7:27:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SternSkipper quote: So, what time does the pillaging and plundering start? I checked and they said hang tight, their headed to the pharmacy for *condoms* and then they'll be over So, they aint true believers then? Cuz I mean, otherwise: WHY?

LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 7:58:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail quote: ORIGINAL: SternSkipper quote: So, what time does the pillaging and plundering start? I checked and they said hang tight, their headed to the pharmacy for *condoms* and then they'll be over So, they aint true believers then? Cuz I mean, otherwise: WHY? If I remember rightly, condoms aren't considered natural contraception, hence the Catholic Church forbids them...

LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 8:10:43 AM)
Btw where is my itinerary for The Rapture? I'm kinda busy tomorrow and would like to know exactly when it's happening, I don't want to be caught in an embarrassing situation (like stepping out of the shower and not being dressed or following a call of nature - you get the drift). It's such a poorly planned event!

mnottertail -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 8:14:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail quote: ORIGINAL: SternSkipper quote: So, what time does the pillaging and plundering start? I checked and they said hang tight, their headed to the pharmacy for *condoms* and then they'll be over So, they aint true believers then? Cuz I mean, otherwise: WHY? If I remember rightly, condoms aren't considered natural contraception, hence the Catholic Church forbids them... And there is no compunction by other churches to wear them as in: Thou shalt wear no condoms with others before me. (Its just a kinda yuk-o thing is all)

Hillwilliam -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 8:17:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Btw where is my itinerary for The Rapture? I'm kinda busy tomorrow and would like to know exactly when it's happening, I don't want to be caught in an embarrassing situation (like stepping out of the shower and not being dressed or following a call of nature - you get the drift). It's such a poorly planned event! Wouldn't that just totally suck to be in the middle of taking a nice dump and POOOOOOF off ya go. Worse yet, be getting a little and your partner POOOOOOF off they go and leave you behind.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 8:20:15 AM)
I think most follow that odd thing: Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. So hence no contraception - ya know, considering some posters, I most sincerely hope they aren't Christians and use condoms, if they multiply, maybe that rapture thing is a good idea?

LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 8:21:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Wouldn't that just totally suck to be in the middle of taking a nice dump and POOOOOOF off ya go. Worse yet, be getting a little and your partner POOOOOOF off they go and leave you behind. Yup! Somebody should call the event organizers and tell them!

mnottertail -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 8:22:40 AM)
well, there may be a mistake if the subject is indeed condoms, it could have been said: rupture and someone misheard it and went off the deep end.

Musicmystery -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 8:27:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail well, there may be a mistake if the subject is indeed condoms, it could have been said: rupture and someone misheard it and went off the deep end. Especially if while the couple was in rapture...

mnottertail -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 8:30:12 AM)
The child will not come to term unless we are talking ancient history here. The gal got about 34 hours to poop that bun outta the oven.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 9:34:57 AM)
So what are your plans for tomorrow? Before we might get off topic...

SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 12:21:44 PM)
quote: So what are your plans for tomorrow? Before we might get off topic... mnottertail, Musicmystery, moonhead, and I are all meeting at the golf-course to run down subs with golf carts... wanna come, we'll call a few youg men from the Mit Romney campaign you can run over

Musicmystery -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 12:23:22 PM)
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mnottertail -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 12:25:11 PM)
Is that Obama driving that thing? Looks like he's with us.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 2:31:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SternSkipper quote: So what are your plans for tomorrow? Before we might get off topic... mnottertail, Musicmystery, moonhead, and I are all meeting at the golf-course to run down subs with golf carts... wanna come, we'll call a few youg men from the Mit Romney campaign you can run over Count me in, haven't played golf in a while but used to be quite decent, maybe you could put a few of the birthers and tea baggers on the ground, asses in the air and I could practise my putting a bit? But I realized the 21st is such a a stupid day, on the 24th is Bobsday (Bob Dylan's bday, all hail his Bobness), surely the world can't end before I celebrated that with torturing everybody around me with chosen Dylan songs... I mean it's a tradition I had ever since my teenage days...

Musicmystery -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 2:49:34 PM)
And right on cue.... Check out these guys. They do Dylan better than Dylan. Seriously. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4RoCJAwW58 And it's even a political song! [:D]

rulemylife -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 2:56:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Wouldn't that just totally suck to be in the middle of taking a nice dump and POOOOOOF off ya go. Sucked for Lenny Bruce and Elvis.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 3:09:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery And right on cue.... Check out these guys. They do Dylan better than Dylan. Seriously. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4RoCJAwW58 And it's even a political song! [:D] I'll check that out later, actually on cue, on TV there's a movie about Weissmann, the guy who was searching through Dylan's rubbish to get an "insight" into his psyche... Though I have to tell you I am super fussy about Dylan covers and hate most Dylan covers, though in his movie Masked and Anonymous are a few good covers, it's just his voice is ideal for his songs...

willbeurdaddy -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/20/2011 4:38:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Though I have to tell you I am super fussy about Dylan covers and hate most Dylan covers, though in his movie Masked and Anonymous are a few good covers, it's just his voice is ideal for his songs... Pretty much the ONLY good Dylan songs are covers of Dylan songs. And tomorrow I get to hear one of the best!

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