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Dear Loki


Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium
  26% (27)
Is Loki just full of crap
  35% (36)
Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws
  37% (38)


Total Votes : 101
(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 5:56:38 AM)

Dear Loki,

Life comes at us so quickly and presents so many challenges.  Sometimes it's just overwhelming to deal with it all.

Seems like such a short time ago I was floating in the mists of my dreams and now I'm faced with an important decision that requires your guidance and assistance.



What should I have for breakfast?  BTW, I'm low carbing........


Hugs and kisses,

Naughty Angel




missturbation -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 7:34:22 AM)

Dear Loki,
I am on the date of a lifetime this weekend with none other than the Marquis de sade (yummy). However i cannot seem to move past the introductions and definitions of simple sadism. Please give me guidance on how best to move on to the debauchery my little heart so craves.




missturbation -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 1:58:35 PM)

Oh i forgot i need to take a bath in the kitchen sink can you suggest a way of positioning myself so i fit?




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:04:14 PM)

Dear Loki, I have the urge to take a road trip just to come stalk you..what do you suggest a girl to do??[&:]




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:06:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

Dear Loki,

Life comes at us so quickly and presents so many challenges.  Sometimes it's just overwhelming to deal with it all.

Seems like such a short time ago I was floating in the mists of my dreams and now I'm faced with an important decision that requires your guidance and assistance.

What should I have for breakfast?  BTW, I'm low carbing........


Hugs and kisses,

Naughty Angel


Dear Naughty Angel,

Palmeto grapefruit. Yummmmmy!




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:08:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Dear Loki,
I am on the date of a lifetime this weekend with none other than the Marquis de sade (yummy). However i cannot seem to move past the introductions and definitions of simple sadism. Please give me guidance on how best to move on to the debauchery my little heart so craves.


Dear miss,

We have a date this weekend?




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:09:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Oh i forgot i need to take a bath in the kitchen sink can you suggest a way of positioning myself so i fit?


Is a shrink ray an option?




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:10:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

Dear Loki, I have the urge to take a road trip just to come stalk you..what do you suggest a girl to do??[&:]


Dress warm. It is kind of cold here.




missturbation -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:13:52 PM)

Dear miss,

We have a date this weekend?

Can't believe you forgot [:(]
 
Is a shrink ray an option?

I was only having the bath in preperation for our date so guess i won't bother now [:)]




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:16:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Dear miss,

We have a date this weekend?

Can't believe you forgot [:(]
 
Is a shrink ray an option?

I was only having the bath in preperation for our date so guess i won't bother now [:)]


Well crap. You were suppose to call when you got to Tulsa.




missturbation -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:18:43 PM)

Oh shit that means that BRN will still be waiting for me to pick her up as well !!
 
Boy, im a bad bad slave [:)]




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:21:08 PM)

Well Damnit she probably has a cold now. Can you nurse her back to health while I am lashing your ass?




missturbation -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:27:49 PM)

I can multi task so im sure i can wiggle my ass at you in a 'is that meant to hurt' kind of fashion whilst nursing BRN and screaming 'harder harder.'




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:37:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

I can multi task so im sure i can wiggle my ass at you in a 'is that meant to hurt' kind of fashion whilst nursing BRN and screaming 'harder harder.'


I don't believe I have ever met a woman in more need of living in America, like the slave shack on my back 40, in my life. Is that meant to hurt... LMAO!
 
On a side note... I am looking forward to testing your multi-tasking ability.




missturbation -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:42:52 PM)

like the slave shack on my back 40

Forgive this (cough) humble slave but i do not understand the above?




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:42:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Oh shit that means that BRN will still be waiting for me to pick her up as well !!
 
Boy, im a bad bad slave [:)]


No shit, I am still waiting and though I am dressed warmly..........it is 11 degrees F here right now.




missturbation -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:44:02 PM)

Did i forget to pick you up too?
 
How can i make it up to you? [:D]




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:47:21 PM)

My ASSets are frozen Misst!!  [sm=hewah.gif]  And I passed out from hunger hours ago waiting for Loki to tell me what I should have for breakfast!!! 




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:48:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

like the slave shack on my back 40

Forgive this (cough) humble slave but i do not understand the above?


I live in a 40-acre forest. I do not subscribe to the metric system like those other sellouts, so I don't know what it equates to pussy metric terms. In that forest I have a little slave cottage, big enough for a bed, wood stove, sink, and small tub. You haul your water, haul your fire wood, split your wood, and cook on a wood stove, heat up water on your stove for your bath and dishes etc... There is an outhouse just within the distance of your leg shackle.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:49:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Did i forget to pick you up too?
 
How can i make it up to you? [:D]


Now you have incurred the wrath of a Domme. Woes be to you!




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