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Dear Loki


Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium
  26% (27)
Is Loki just full of crap
  35% (36)
Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws
  37% (38)


Total Votes : 101
(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
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LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:50:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Did i forget to pick you up too?
 
How can i make it up to you? [:D]


I need some help warming up. I am sure some sort of physically vigorous activity would do the trick. Do you think we could come up with something?




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:51:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

My ASSets are frozen Misst!!  [sm=hewah.gif]  And I passed out from hunger hours ago waiting for Loki to tell me what I should have for breakfast!!! 


Oh crap! A micro-managment slave. LaT this one is yours.




missturbation -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:53:51 PM)

I live in a 40-acre forest. I do not subscribe to the metric system like those other sellouts, so I don't know what it equates to pussy metric terms. In that forest I have a little slave cottage, big enough for a bed, wood stove, sink, and small tub. You haul your water, haul your fire wood, split your wood, and cook on a wood stove, heat up water on your stove for your bath and dishes etc... There is an outhouse just within the distance of your leg shackle.

Ok - problem in the shape of bugs, spiders, snakes, no tv, music and tragicly i may break a nail or get mud on my new 6" stilletos. [:D]




missturbation -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:55:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Did i forget to pick you up too?
 
How can i make it up to you? [:D]


I need some help warming up. I am sure some sort of physically vigorous activity would do the trick. Do you think we could come up with something?



Ohhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssss pleaseeeeeeeee [:D]




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:57:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

I live in a 40-acre forest. I do not subscribe to the metric system like those other sellouts, so I don't know what it equates to pussy metric terms. In that forest I have a little slave cottage, big enough for a bed, wood stove, sink, and small tub. You haul your water, haul your fire wood, split your wood, and cook on a wood stove, heat up water on your stove for your bath and dishes etc... There is an outhouse just within the distance of your leg shackle.

Ok - problem in the shape of bugs, spiders, snakes, no tv, music and tragicly i may break a nail or get mud on my new 6" stilletos. [:D]


After 6 months none of that will matter anymore.




missturbation -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 2:59:40 PM)

How long????????
Will a hairdresser, manicurist and take away person come visit me regularly?




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 3:10:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

How long????????
Will a hairdresser, manicurist and take away person come visit me regularly?


Again a woman is testing the moral fiber of the male species. when will it end????? Truth... lie... truth... lie...

Um... sure. all the time.

Can you count?




missturbation -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 3:16:37 PM)

Yes i can count [:D]
Cleverish girl me lol




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 3:25:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Yes i can count [:D]
Cleverish girl me lol


Then you can count on me spanking your ass daily.




missturbation -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 3:27:18 PM)

Mmmm thats a nice thought to count on [;)]




Vendaval -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 3:33:55 PM)

If you stir food in the processor with a wooden spoon,
do you get more fiber in your diet?




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 3:37:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

If you stir food in the processor with a wooden spoon,
do you get more fiber in your diet?


Fiber perhaps, wood defiantly.




Vendaval -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 6:58:39 PM)

What is the best way to get red wine stains out of white clothes?




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/2/2007 7:00:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

What is the best way to get red wine stains out of white clothes?



Has this already happened are you anticipating it happening?




lilsubl -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 3:42:31 PM)

Dear Loki...

i have just spent the last 3 days in front of my computer reading this thread from the very beginning, every single post....i no longer have a relationship, the house is a mess, i lost 30 lbs due to not eating & the dog has left home for greener pastures...what should i do???

signed,
helpless in Salem




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 3:48:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

Dear Loki...

i have just spent the last 3 days in front of my computer reading this thread from the very beginning, every single post....i no longer have a relationship, the house is a mess, i lost 30 lbs due to not eating & the dog has left home for greener pastures...what should i do???

signed,
helpless in Salem



Dear Helpless in salem,

Um... the entire content is copy written and owned by "Sick Bastard Inc." you will not be receiving any royalties to my new book... "Loki's guide to loosing it all: a look at forum threads and the secret to weight loss and humbling ones self through the sacrifice of family and pets."
 
Thank you for your contribution.




lilsubl -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 4:35:47 PM)

mmmm...thank you for pointing out that i should be thankful to you for these gifts you have bestowed on me, oh wise one...i'll never forgiv...errrr i mean forget this service you have provided...& please, with all this bounty i have no need for royalties...

grateful in Salem




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 5:29:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

mmmm...thank you for pointing out that i should be thankful to you for these gifts you have bestowed on me, oh wise one...i'll never forgiv...errrr i mean forget this service you have provided...& please, with all this bounty i have no need for royalties...

grateful in Salem



Dear grateful in Salem,

*MMMMUUUAHHH* You are too cute!




lilsubl -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 5:49:05 PM)

Dear Loki

a handsome young man has blown me a kiss & told me i'm cute...i'm all atwitter...what do i do now?

blushing in Salem




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 6:00:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

Dear Loki

a handsome young man has blown me a kiss & told me i'm cute...i'm all atwitter...what do i do now?

blushing in Salem



Dear blushing in Salem,

Take all that "atwitter" energy and blow your D's mind with it.

Smiling
Loki




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