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Dear Loki


Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium
  26% (27)
Is Loki just full of crap
  35% (36)
Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws
  37% (38)


Total Votes : 101
(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
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sensualmagirl -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 6:07:07 PM)

Dear Loki,

I've recently discovered posting to the CM forums and I've become an adict. Is there any sort of 12-step program for this?

bored in Boston




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 6:19:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl

Dear Loki,

I've recently discovered posting to the CM forums and I've become an adict. Is there any sort of 12-step program for this?

bored in Boston


Dear bored in Boston,
 
Step 1: admitting you have a problem.
Step 2: wanting help with said problem.
Step 3: Writing a laundry list of the bizarre stuff you see here.
Step 4: Sort that list into "Dying to try, wanna try, so-so, no way, hell no, and contact John Edwards so he will be able to tell you what I thought of it."
Step 5: Give the dying to try list to your D. If he/she doesn’t do it slap the shit out of him/her. (you may skip to the John Edwards part here, if so disregard the rest.)
Step 6: much like 5 except it will be the Wanna try.
Step 7: So-so list.
Step 8: No way list.
Step 9:  Hell no list.
Step 10: John Edwards list.
Step 11: Resuscitated by the EMT’s.
Step 12: Rinse and repeat as needed.
 
Cordially,

Dr. Evil… er… Loki




sensualmagirl -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 6:28:57 PM)

Dear Loki,

Thanks for the advice, will keep me on the CM forums though gathering further information...  but will at least keep me quite busy with lists to share with my Dom when He returns from being overseas...

(no longer) bored in Boston [;)]




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 6:31:12 PM)

Is he a soldier?




sensualmagirl -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 6:34:14 PM)

No, just away for work reasons -- 1 month and counting...




lilsubl -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 6:34:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Dear blushing in Salem,

Take all that "atwitter" energy and blow your D's mind with it.

Smiling
Loki


well, there's this one teensy little problem with your very sage advice...as of today, i have no D whose mind to blow...any other suggestions??

D-less in Salem





Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 6:37:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl

No, just away for work reasons -- 1 month and counting...


I wish him a safe and expedient return to you.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 6:38:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

well, there's this one teensy little problem with your very sage advice...as of today, i have no D whose mind to blow...any other suggestions??

D-less in Salem




Dear D-less in Salem,

Time to change ye ol profile if you dare!




lilsubl -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 6:41:07 PM)

yep...just did that....




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 6:54:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

yep...just did that....


Good girl. Now hide that copy of Stephen Kings Misery and the D's will come-a-runnin.

Loki

P.S. Hide the block of wood and sledge hammer as well.




lilsubl -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 6:56:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld


Good girl. Now hide that copy of Stephen Kings Misery and the D's will come-a-runnin.

Loki

P.S. Hide the block of wood and sledge hammer as well.


aha!!!  now i know why he ran...this is the bestest thread in all the forums...you is brilliant...

happy in Salem




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 6:58:48 PM)

TY, TY

I do my best.




lilsubl -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 7:00:46 PM)

Dear Loki...

i hate this stupid nic...can you suggest a new one or three??

thank you,

not so lil in Salem




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 7:04:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

Dear Loki...

i hate this stupid nic...can you suggest a new one or three??

thank you,

not so lil in Salem



Dear not so lil in Salem,

Sure!

annieWilksUR#1fan

miseryLuvsCompany

salemwitchneedsspanked




lilsubl -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 7:09:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld




Dear not so lil in Salem,

Sure!

annieWilksUR#1fan

miseryLuvsCompany

salemwitchneedsspanked


& this will get me the D of my dreams??

Loki worshipper in Salem






Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 7:12:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

& this will get me the D of my dreams??

Loki worshipper in Salem





Dear Loki worshipper in Salem,

You bet your sweet ass it will!




lilsubl -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 7:28:41 PM)

lumbers off to try new nic's...

thrilled in Salem




Nosathro -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 7:34:28 PM)

Tal Loki
 
I heard you were back Ya' Ole Tarn Thief you..[:D]
 
I wish you well
 
Nosathro




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 7:37:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Nosathro

Tal Loki
 
I heard you were back Ya' Ole Tarn Thief you..[:D]
 
I wish you well
 
Nosathro


Tal Nosathro,

Thank you kindly.

Loki

P.S. Those were... um... Emu feathers... yep. Emu feathers. The whole Tarn thing was a set up.




sensualmagirl -> RE: Dear Loki (2/3/2007 11:40:05 PM)

Dear Loki... First off... thank You for the sincere and nice wishes... I can't wait for Him to return to me either [;)]

Second... How would you suggest I go about finding fun and open-minded folks for friendship in my area? I like most of the people on this forum, and would very much enjoy finding friends like this... to go for coffee and "fun" conversation.  You all here make me smile, think, and feel like I'm not alone in this world of my personal and not-so-private-anymore kinks [:D]

Thank you again,

bored in Boston





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