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Dear Loki


Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium
  26% (27)
Is Loki just full of crap
  35% (36)
Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws
  37% (38)


Total Votes : 101
(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/15/2006 1:27:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressLove999

Dear Loki,
I do have a serious problem........I forgot what it was I was gonna say.........damn CRS ugh.....lmaooooooo


Dear MistressLove999,

I recomend you get a good smart dog. I am sending you a benji whistle.




MistressLove999 -> RE: Dear Loki (5/17/2006 8:38:28 PM)

Dear Sweet Loki,
heyyyyyyyyyy thanks I likes that lil doggie.

Here benji come on, whistle whistle come on pooch.





juliaoceania -> RE: Dear Loki (5/17/2006 10:46:35 PM)

Im one of those who gave you "guru" status, what the hell, it seems like you are not totally full of crap anyways (but then again I have been known for my generosity...smiles)[;)]




Sab -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 11:52:13 AM)

Dear Loki,

I don't know if I should ask this but as you are indeed a forum god - you may be able to give me the answer I so crave. I have this 'thing' for cardboard, not your normal everyday cardboard, but, you know, the cardboad boxes that you get Rice Krispies in - it's is tormenting me so much I almost confided in my sub to see if she had any advice - I think that there must be other people in the world who have this fetish - but it's killing me keeping it away from her - should I go to Cardboards anon - or would that be too drastic at this time?




Aileen68 -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 12:23:48 PM)

Dear Loki...
Where oh where can one purchase a fetish doll.
I am in dire need of one for my monkeys.
They're horny little bastards.

Sincerely,
Aileen




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 12:51:00 PM)

Dear Loki,
 
This asshole slapped a collar on me the other day, I was completely undeserving of such action and I did not condone it in any such way. However it seems now that he's some great forum god and he's popular with the masses, so what should I do?
 
Confused in Ohio




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 4:17:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sab

Dear Loki,

I don't know if I should ask this but as you are indeed a forum god - you may be able to give me the answer I so crave. I have this 'thing' for cardboard, not your normal everyday cardboard, but, you know, the cardboad boxes that you get Rice Krispies in - it's is tormenting me so much I almost confided in my sub to see if she had any advice - I think that there must be other people in the world who have this fetish - but it's killing me keeping it away from her - should I go to Cardboards anon - or would that be too drastic at this time?



Dear Sab,
 
This may be more common than you think. I myself have been contemplating a rice crispy fortress of solitude. I would recommend collecting the cardboard and constructing you're dungeon with it. Furthermore, I have experimented with rice crispy floggers, corn flake whips (for switches), and coco puff paddles. Perhaps my greatest accomplishment was the fruit-loop fortress of pain. It was an Iron Maiden made from fruit-loops. sub/slaves do tend to eat their way out if you don’t gag them though. As you can see you are not alone, Viva le kellogs.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 4:23:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Dear Loki...
Where oh where can one purchase a fetish doll.
I am in dire need of one for my monkeys.
They're horny little bastards.

Sincerely,
Aileen


Dear Aileen... you cutie,

Mine is in Warren County New Jersy, if she ever shows up I am sure we can share.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 4:25:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

Dear Loki,
 
This asshole slapped a collar on me the other day, I was completely undeserving of such action and I did not condone it in any such way. However it seems now that he's some great forum god and he's popular with the masses, so what should I do?
 
Confused in Ohio


Dear Confused in Ohio,

Get on your knee's and worship you silly girl.




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 6:15:41 PM)

quote:

Get on your knee's and worship you silly girl.

 
Loki,
 
Somehow I just think the asshole in question would enjoy this way too much [:'(]. But I did have this wonderful idea about tieing him to the bed and showing him what a good time was.... whats your suggestion on the best way to achieve this?
 
SassySwitch in Oh
 
 




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 6:24:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

quote:

Get on your knee's and worship you silly girl.

 
Loki,
 
Somehow I just think the asshole in question would enjoy this way too much [:'(]. But I did have this wonderful idea about tieing him to the bed and showing him what a good time was.... whats your suggestion on the best way to achieve this?
 
SassySwitch in Oh
 
 


Dear SassySwitch in Oh,

I would recommend with licorice. The asshole in question is claustrophobic and tends to get very psychotic when restrained.




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 6:28:49 PM)

Dear Loki,
 
What about just dragging him off to the showers n scrubbin that fear outta him? [:D]
 
Sassy




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 6:32:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

Dear Loki,
 
What about just dragging him off to the showers n scrubbin that fear outta him? [:D]
 
Sassy


Dear Sassy,

I am sure that would be a very good approach, and many more sultry comments will lead to a very hasty relocation.




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 6:44:12 PM)

Dear Loki,
 
Thank you so much for the advise. I am writing in response to your latest post, to let you know that indeed the tactics worked and the asshole in questions became the slut of my dreams, he's currently cleaning the toys used while in the shower and is smiling ear to ear with a nice pretty black and silver collar around his neck. Let this be notice to any who doubt in the great advise from Loki, it isnt bullshit it really works!
 
Pampered Princess




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 6:54:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

Dear Loki,
 
Thank you so much for the advise. I am writing in response to your latest post, to let you know that indeed the tactics worked and the asshole in questions became the slut of my dreams, he's currently cleaning the toys used while in the shower and is smiling ear to ear with a nice pretty black and silver collar around his neck. Let this be notice to any who doubt in the great advise from Loki, it isnt bullshit it really works!
 
Pampered Princess


Dear Pampered Princess,

Glad I could help. Let me know when they get the meds regulated.




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 6:55:49 PM)

lol lol lol lol but but I just KNEW you'd love the last installment! [:D][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=whap.gif][sm=crop.gif]




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 6:59:53 PM)

Yes I did! TYVM, you play very good. Now go start a rumor.




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Dear Loki (5/18/2006 7:07:51 PM)

surely you jest! as if I havent been over there and already have it done sheesh, keep up lol [:D]




Sab -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 2:29:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sab

Dear Loki,

I don't know if I should ask this but as you are indeed a forum god - you may be able to give me the answer I so crave. I have this 'thing' for cardboard, not your normal everyday cardboard, but, you know, the cardboad boxes that you get Rice Krispies in - it's is tormenting me so much I almost confided in my sub to see if she had any advice - I think that there must be other people in the world who have this fetish - but it's killing me keeping it away from her - should I go to Cardboards anon - or would that be too drastic at this time?



Dear Sab,
 
This may be more common than you think. I myself have been contemplating a rice crispy fortress of solitude. I would recommend collecting the cardboard and constructing you're dungeon with it. Furthermore, I have experimented with rice crispy floggers, corn flake whips (for switches), and coco puff paddles. Perhaps my greatest accomplishment was the fruit-loop fortress of pain. It was an Iron Maiden made from fruit-loops. sub/slaves do tend to eat their way out if you don’t gag them though. As you can see you are not alone, Viva le kellogs.



Well thank the lord of Nestle - WE ARE NOT ALONE! [:)]




Rumtiger -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 2:35:02 PM)

Dear Loki,

You start up plenty of forum posting games, yet for the people who play them, there are no prizes, what gives?




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