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popeye1250 -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/4/2011 9:50:43 PM)
I don't believe in all that Christian, Catholic/ Protestant view of heaven where it's 1, "hot" 2. noisy and unorganized or 3, where everyone is buried up to their necks in shit and some demon or other is using your head for a golf tee. I mean think about it, would that be bad enough for Hitler? If every religion has their own version of "hell" then how can there be one? If it did exist wouldn't it be "consistent" across all religions? Sounds to me like it's more about control by religions. We don't know what "happens" after death. We're still waiting for Harry Houdini to come back and tell us.

Kirata -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/5/2011 5:29:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 I don't believe in all that Christian, Catholic/ Protestant view of heaven where it's 1, "hot" 2. noisy and unorganized or 3, where everyone is buried up to their necks in shit and some demon or other is using your head for a golf tee. Have you ever considered practicing medication? [:D] K.

thishereboi -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/5/2011 6:55:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lockedaway You are married to LucyLastic and you have to spend all eternity in an 8 x 8 room with her. <shudder> Well that would be hell for poor Lucy, but where does your misery fit into this?

Moonhead -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/5/2011 7:25:54 AM)
Maybe he's claustraphobic?

Lucylastic -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/5/2011 7:35:21 AM)
oh gawd you two dont tempt him, Im thinking his misery would be being dismembered and his hide made into something useful for my stay, like a carpet or a bedspreadwell tanned of course, or a coffee table made from his legs n stuff. God doesnt want me n santa is scared im gonna take over Yeah I know its old but so am I

mcbride -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/5/2011 9:27:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lockedaway You are married to LucyLastic and you have to spend all eternity in an 8 x 8 room with her. <shudder> perk Now, what sins do I have to commit to arrange this?

Lucylastic -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/5/2011 9:34:25 AM)
A kiss on the cheek for McBride:)

Fightdirecto -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/5/2011 10:23:48 AM)
Hell would be spending eternity trapped in a room with Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins, Pat Robertson and Jerry Farwell.

Sanity -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/5/2011 12:19:12 PM)
Hell would be where you kill thousands to get a place then be forced to wait in practically endless lines going from one bureaucrat to another before finally being allowed your 72 mansions with 72 homes with 72 sheets on 72 beds with 72 virgin slaves... Then finding out that all their holes are sealed

Hillwilliam -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/5/2011 12:20:39 PM)
applies for the corkscrew concession for hell

willbeurdaddy -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/5/2011 12:29:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam applies for the corkscrew concession for hell Ahhh, that brings back memories. :)

Moonhead -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/5/2011 2:37:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam applies for the corkscrew concession for hell My grandfather has the pedalboat concession on the lake of fire. Nice little earner, if the ouija board is on the level...

CrazyCats -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/6/2011 11:07:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep hell is something that's self-imposed by a soul that can't either accept death or can't deal with the things s/he did in physical life That would mean that the psychopathic would auto achieve heaven. If the consequences don't directly impact the self some people just don't actually care, and no amount of eye-opening can actually force them to care, without fundamentally changing who they are. That actually argues that death changes us all into the same person who actually does care about others and thus when shown the consequences of that life's actions, finds them intolerable or tolerable. Besides being handed that sort of insight and awareness just for finishing life is a little too easy and pat for my tastes. To me, hell would be a being who is conscious after death. At least wipe the memory and send it back into life in a new form. It's just a waste of energy to maintain all of those death consciousnesses just so they could navel pick their short moral lives for the rest of time.

Tantriqu -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/6/2011 11:31:24 AM)
Aieee! All those pasty furry flabby entitled asses fwapping in their momma's basement to that photoshopped pic of Sarah Palin in a bikini toting a rifle: mindbleach! mindbleach! quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic I was gonna say watching the righties circle jerking and not being able to find the door And Toronto is not hell: it is heck. And I've been in limbo, the first circle of hell: an airport without electricity for days: no working toilets, no computers, no heat, no water, no food, no reception, no transportation in or out, no escape, blank departure screens and blank expressions on employees' faces, and nobody knows nothin': scary. San Fran is the 3rd circle of hell: zombie addicts in a burnt-out core of a once-beautiful city. Pimps, fraudsters who sell victims 'naturopathic' cures, and religious hypocrites who condemn yet indulge will be frying and wailing in the 8th circle, while I'll be in the second, windsurfing with my companions in lust, atheism and gluttony. Whee!!

lockedaway -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/7/2011 3:03:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mcbride quote: ORIGINAL: lockedaway You are married to LucyLastic and you have to spend all eternity in an 8 x 8 room with her. <shudder> perk Now, what sins do I have to commit to arrange this? Fuck...and they say I'm stupid? I'm sorry, I guess it could be masochism on your part. Hell could also being having to talk to DomiGuy for 15 minutes per day but that kind of thing would be reserved for Pol Pot and the like.

Lucylastic -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/7/2011 4:03:11 PM)
I love masochists, they are honest

Aswad -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/8/2011 10:47:33 AM)
A state devoid of life or hope, or both. That would be the least enigmatic or esoteric answer on my part. Health, al-Aswad.

rulemylife -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/8/2011 1:40:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SAMHAIN09 I think it's either a place of fire or filled with torture like BDSM only not as pleasant who knows maybe it's both. I think it's in northern New Jersey. Oh, oh....now I've pissed off all the Joiseyites.

rulemylife -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/8/2011 1:54:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littlewonder Hell is a distancing from God. It is being apart from his Glory. Hell is an absence/withdrawal of God's presence in one's life. So what are some examples of his "glory" that you have seen? I mean if you read the old testament this guy was popping up all over the place. Heard from him lately? Any burning bushes or things like that you can tell us about?

mnottertail -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/8/2011 2:05:58 PM)
Wasn't that long ago that fire trucks went whizzing by my shop here, so---ya never know.

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