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rulemylife -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/8/2011 2:06:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JWriter There is no hell. There is death. The closest thing to hell would be to know that you failed God. The second closest thing to it would be to be poor, fairly friendless, and, living on planet Earth, where any number of horrors can and do happen - well, even that is not very hell'esque for some, but, you know .. it's the suffering that comes from bad management, while waiting for better. Only, that is not hell, it is life outside the garden. I'm not really sure if your post is meant to be serious or sarcastic, but assuming it is serious wouldn't what you said mean God failed us?

thishereboi -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/11/2011 5:11:30 PM)
quote: or a coffee table made from his legs n stuff. Make that a table lamp and you can tug on the balls to turn it off and on....just sayin[8D]

Lucylastic -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/11/2011 5:22:00 PM)
Snickers, dont get me started:)

slvemike4u -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/11/2011 5:23:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sanity Hell would be where you kill thousands to get a place then be forced to wait in practically endless lines going from one bureaucrat to another before finally being allowed your 72 mansions with 72 homes with 72 sheets on 72 beds with 72 virgin slaves... Then finding out that all their holes are sealed Hell is being stuck inside sanitys brain....with no way out till you can decipher how it works.Since this would prove to be impossible(obviously his brain doesn't actually work,see the dilemma) you are there for eternity.

Kirata -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/11/2011 5:45:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: slvemike4u quote: ORIGINAL: Sanity Hell would be where you kill thousands to get a place then be forced to wait in practically endless lines going from one bureaucrat to another before finally being allowed your 72 mansions with 72 homes with 72 sheets on 72 beds with 72 virgin slaves... Then finding out that all their holes are sealed Hell is being stuck inside sanitys brain....with no way out till you can decipher how it works.Since this would prove to be impossible(obviously his brain doesn't actually work,see the dilemma) you are there for eternity. I got lost on the 72 mansions with 72 homes part, but I understood the bit about having only one sheet on your bed. Did he mention the gender of the slaves anywhere? Might be a factor. K.

slvemike4u -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/11/2011 5:47:14 PM)
In my world a mansion is an awful nice home....sanity would need to come along and explain the distinction to the rest of us.....lol

popeye1250 -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/11/2011 6:09:58 PM)
I imagine the flea baggers would want to see Barakolipse with the pitchfork.

slvemike4u -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/11/2011 6:11:53 PM)
"flea baggers" lol,I wonder where you came up with that one mr. independent ?

LillyBoPeep -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/11/2011 7:35:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Icarys quote: i was reading about near-death experiences and all that stuff (i find that stuff fascinating, so sue me), and many of the people who claim to have left and come back also claim that hell is something that's self-imposed by a soul that can't either accept death or can't deal with the things s/he did in physical life. That's their interpretation. I had a very peaceful and pleasant experience. oh hey, how did i miss that? have you had an NDE? negative experiences aren't universal at all, in what i've read anyway. many of them had very peaceful experiences, too, and met friends and family who'd died, who also told them to go back. but for some of them who had done horrible things, they felt that their vision of themselves was now "unimpaired" and they could see who they really were and how they were really affecting people. so when they came back, they changed.

servantforuse -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/11/2011 8:26:12 PM)
If the democrats by some miracle re took control of the House and Nancy Pelosi was once again the speaker, that would be hell.

hardcybermaster -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/12/2011 12:50:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rulemylife quote: ORIGINAL: JWriter There is no hell. There is death. The closest thing to hell would be to know that you failed God. The second closest thing to it would be to be poor, fairly friendless, and, living on planet Earth, where any number of horrors can and do happen - well, even that is not very hell'esque for some, but, you know .. it's the suffering that comes from bad management, while waiting for better. Only, that is not hell, it is life outside the garden. I'm not really sure if your post is meant to be serious or sarcastic, but assuming it is serious wouldn't what you said mean God failed us? oh she is quite serious

rockspider -> RE: If there is a hell what do you think it's like? (8/12/2011 9:26:45 AM)
I once saw the definition of hell as a place with lots of beer and lots of beautiful women. However the beers had holes in the bottom and the women didn’t.

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