RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes!

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Stazia -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/14/2007 10:55:08 AM)
i only take money orders from gas stations...that is how we do it here in the south!

PrincessEllie -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/14/2007 12:39:40 PM)
You forgot to include the fact that you're overweight, balding, and honestly too lazy to spank any girl. But you're still perfect even if you can't pry yourself from the couch.

prettyname -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/15/2007 3:55:56 PM)
don't forget to add "and then after I've wound you round my little finger you're going to become 'the one' that I fall in love with, and you'll find my love is all you will ever want. I'll take you away from this sordid lifestyle, teach you something you've never experienced before, pure oral pleasure, we don't need bdsm in our lives and will have nothing but vanilla sex after you've cooked and cleaned for me, and live happily ever after."

BlackWolfSwitch -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/15/2007 5:03:51 PM)
~ Died laughing about three pages back ~ This is beyond wrong. Hahahaha.

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