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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/24/2006 3:06:29 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		BUT I THOUGHT ALL YOU GIRLS ARE NUDE AND WET ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/24/2006 3:37:34 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		Ok, you must have web cam AND video cellphone, to show me how much you want to obey EVEN AT WORK!

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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/24/2006 4:05:41 PM   
Vancouver_cinful


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Status: offline 		And don't forget that your ideal slave must have no needs or limits as it's all about YOU!

Cin

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My Karma Account is huge, but I just can't seem to make a withdrawal!!

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/24/2006 4:16:46 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		As for limits.......what si that?

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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

Tiger, proud owner of kali aka Tigerproperty

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/24/2006 4:19:44 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		wow, sooooo many girls to choose from when  I (we) get finished......I hope the library is still open so I can barrow their computer, well I know the girls will just wait obediently!

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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

Tiger, proud owner of kali aka Tigerproperty

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/24/2006 5:16:53 PM   
Quivver


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Status: offline 		a possible addition for you...........
~ be prepaired to ride in the cargo area of my SUV naked behind the doggy screen on your hands and knees as your collar keeps your worshiping gaze on me as I drive through Rush Hour Traffic~

LOL
Q


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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/24/2006 5:25:53 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		Why do all the things in real life sound so strange!!!!!!!! SUV, do that

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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

Tiger, proud owner of kali aka Tigerproperty

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/24/2006 5:30:17 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		Xpect to be transported in my limo naked, either in trunk when not in service or up front so you can service me and the driver for my pleasure......when I am in MY internationally known mulit coglomerate you will chained to the floor waiting for my return.

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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

Tiger, proud owner of kali aka Tigerproperty

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/24/2006 5:34:03 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		Even though I have 456788767545334567890954 other slaves I WILL FOCUS ON YOUR NEEDS

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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

Tiger, proud owner of kali aka Tigerproperty

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/24/2006 5:36:37 PM   
Quivver


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quote:

ORIGINAL: dogobedience

Even though I have 456788767545334567890954 other slaves I WILL FOCUS ON YOUR NEEDS


PERFECT!!!!!!!!

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/24/2006 5:40:14 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		but it is sooooooooo easy to be perfect..............the perfect dom..........get it.........

ok girls more help!!!!!!!!

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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

Tiger, proud owner of kali aka Tigerproperty

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 11:57:55 AM   
dogobedience


Posts: 536
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Status: offline 		Girls I need more ideas!!!!!!

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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

Tiger, proud owner of kali aka Tigerproperty

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 5:34:09 PM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		Here you go then; 

You will be branded and pierced for chastity  by me upon arrival i have done this 13 times this year alone. You will share a kennel with your 2 new slave sisters(Where are the other11 piercees? answer ; they were not worthy of me). All my women are breeders, if you have had your tubes tied you will be required to reverse this before i will mate with you(i actually had a dom send me this in an email). My wife who is not into the lifestyle is my slave but only submits to me, in reality she will be your mistress. I am 37 years old and have 29 years experience in the lifestyle, i have trained 197 slaves.


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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 6:11:12 PM   
dogobedience


Posts: 536
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Status: offline 		wow quit read MY real profile!!!!!!lol

branded, pierced upon the FIRST email......to show your devotion, otherwise you r a fake, or a man posing as a woooman

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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

Tiger, proud owner of kali aka Tigerproperty

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 6:13:22 PM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		NUH UH, am too a girl; i keep my dick in the nightstand and my brass balls in my race trailer so there!

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Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.

The human heart is not a finite container but an ever expanding universe with all the stars contained there in.

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 6:19:27 PM   
dogobedience


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Joined: 3/30/2006
Status: offline 		THIS ONE IS REAL........a former property (HI ssp, we had FUN) told it to me and so did a girl I know, he is on another site.


I expect you to begin to wear MY collar from the moment we meet and wear it at work..............

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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

Tiger, proud owner of kali aka Tigerproperty

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 6:29:02 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		You will cease all contact with anyone you knew up to now from the time you accept my collar.  I will expect a phone collaring within 2 weeks.  After I have collared you, you will await my command to move in with me.

Yours,


benji



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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 6:36:34 PM   
Najakcharmer


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Status: offline 		I R TEH DOMINATE.  U WILL OBAY ME & DO ONLIE WHAT I/i TELL U.  IF NOT THEN U/u R NOT A REEL SLAVE.  U/u WILL NEVUR WEAR N E CLOTHIS & ALL WAYS B NEKKID.  THAT IS WHAT A REEL SLAV BOY DOES.  ALL TEH TIME.  U/u WILL ALSO SEND M/me ALL OF UR/ur MONEYS B CAUSE REEL SLAVE BOYS R NOT ALLOWID 2 OWN N E THING. U WILL B COLLARID & BRANDID.  ON TEH FORE HEAD.  B4 WE MEET.

WHEN EVER U/u RITE 2 ME U/u WILL ALL WAYS HAVE A CUCUMBER UP UR/ur BUTT.  A REELY BIG 1.  WITH WASABI RANCH DRESSING.  AND CROUTONS.   THIS IS A SEEKRIT VICTORIAN RITUAL OF M/my ANCENT DOMINATRIX HOUSE.  WHICH HAS BEEN KEEPING & TRAINING REEL SLAVES FOR 100 YRS.  B CAUSE REEL DOMMES DONT EAT QUICHE.  ONLY SALAD. 

I KNOW THE 159 REEL SLAVE RULES WHICH R THE ONLY REEL SLAVE RULES WHICH EVERY BODY SHOULD KNOW.  IF U/u WANT 2 KNOW THEM U/u WILL SUBMITE 2 ME.  I AM TEH ONLY REEL DOMINATE ON THIS SITE.  U/u R NOT ALLOWID 2 EVER TALK TO ANY BODY ELSE OR QUESTIUN M/me.  U/u MUST DELET EVERY BODY ELSES MAIL W/OUT READING IT.  B CAUSE EVERY BODY ELSE HERE IS JUST A FAKE.  THEY ARE NOT REEL LIKE ME.  U BE REEL 2 AND SUBMITE  2 M/me.  ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 6:40:38 PM   
dogobedience


Posts: 536
Joined: 3/30/2006
Status: offline 		wow I am ready to serve!!!!!!!!!!

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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

Tiger, proud owner of kali aka Tigerproperty

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 6:43:06 PM   
dogobedience


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Joined: 3/30/2006
Status: offline 		I am a reel dom, i have read the dom for dummies, AND dom 101..so be aware i know what i am doing!

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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

Tiger, proud owner of kali aka Tigerproperty

(in reply to dogobedience)
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