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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:38:25 PM   
Najakcharmer


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ORIGINAL: ravn
If You do not obey any order the skin will be stripped from your back with an 8 foot long single tail whip as i'm fucking your dirty whore ass. (Yes, i've received that)


Um....I've fucked asses and I've used an 8 foot singletail....but doing both at once to the same person?  That would be a wee bit awkward to say the least!

In cyberspace, of course, minor details like something being physically impossible don't matter.  The perfect dom could do it anyway.  Maybe he could just stand on a chair.  LOL

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:39:45 PM   
ravn


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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:43:10 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		i no a faker so i need a photogeraf of the WET hole dnow thEIR, carve me name in it with a nife, to show u meen you be for reel. do it now on cam and show all of cm that i own you.............ops got to go.wife comming home!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:43:53 PM   
Najakcharmer


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ORIGINAL: ravn
'Some masters enjoy having their girls raped occasionally, it serves to remind them that they are slaves.'
Slave Girl of Gor


Er....shouldn't this book be titled "Free Clinics of Gor"?  LOL

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:46:58 PM   
dogobedience


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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:52:33 PM   
spankmepink11


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ORIGINAL: ravn
'Some masters enjoy having their girls raped occasionally, it serves to remind them that they are slaves.'
Slave Girl of Gor



 I'm not into Gor at all...but....i kind of like the concept
 
 sorry for the unrelated post...

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:57:00 PM   
dogobedience


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i am from collar me and you must pass my tests first.......so i will visit you .now what is your address

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 8:08:43 PM   
dogobedience


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I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 8:12:50 PM   
MistressSonya


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Status: offline 		OMG My submissive had a "Domme" email him on here telling him that if he was so devoted to me WHY didnt he had My name tattooed on his forehead..LOL. 

you forgot.. the only reason you are a Domme.. is because you havent met me yet.. I will have you naked being whipped as soon as you walk in my door
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< Message edited by MistressSonya -- 5/25/2006 8:19:19 PM >

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 8:19:57 PM   
dogobedience


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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 8:31:23 PM   
LaMalinche


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Status: offline 		i m a "reel" dom.  u r nt a switch, u will be my slave and cum meet me now.  Or u will be punished.

Best,

LaMalinche 

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 8:36:41 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		I AM YOUR NEW MASTER

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I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 8:37:51 PM   
jocelyn


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Status: offline 		Pooh-Bah or pooh-bah    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (pbä)
n.
  1. A pompous ostentatious official, especially one who, holding many offices, fulfills none of them.
  2. A person who holds high office.
Don't forget to drop in spelling hints and signs of your superior intellect.  No - wait... it's more effective to use inventive spelling and claim to have invented your own special domly lexicon.

Have fun -
jocelyn


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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 8:43:27 PM   
dogobedience


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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

Tiger, proud owner of kali aka Tigerproperty

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/26/2006 1:46:26 AM   
dogobedience


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I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/26/2006 1:48:56 AM   
LaMalinche


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LaMalinche


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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/26/2006 1:50:59 AM   
LaMalinche


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ORIGINAL: dogobedience

I AM YOUR NEW MASTER


Okay. . . sure.

Shall I drop to my knees and start sucking your cock now. . . or would you like to "punish" me first?

Best,

LaMalinche


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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/26/2006 2:03:14 AM   
CanadianGuy


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Status: offline 		You should include "I'm always looking for more girls to have in my HouseHold, so apply today and you could be sucking cock and sleeping in a cage by the weekend."

And use my picture.  Trust me, that gets me tons of girls. 
Okay, I lied, so far I've had a lot of blank stares, a few confused blinky looks, and one old woman messaged me to tell me I'm disgusting, scary, and ugly.

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/26/2006 2:36:11 AM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		tooo many options.........suck, punish..........i am a dom do not make me make decisions!!!!!!!

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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/26/2006 2:47:35 AM   
CanadianGuy


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