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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 6:44:22 PM   
ravn


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Status: offline 		Don't forget the classics!

If You do not obey any order the skin will be stripped from your back with an 8 foot long single tail whip as i'm fucking your dirty whore ass. (Yes, i've received that)

You will be available to all of my friends for use and abuse and you wioll be made to do the most degrading things imaginable on cam for the whole world to see, so you'd best be good slut!

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~Proverb ( bring on the tyranny!)

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 6:46:39 PM   
HoosierScorpio


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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 6:50:33 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		i wood send pics of my girls but my computer crashed and yahoo lost all my other pics, but i am real.just ask my mommie

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 6:51:43 PM   
LaMalinche


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On YOUR knees Bitch, as you read this. . .

Best,

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 6:52:44 PM   
ravn


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The one who owns you now is a poser- pack up and buy a ticket to here (Bum-fuck Egypt) now

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Masochism is a valuable job skill.
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Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
~Proverb ( bring on the tyranny!)

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 6:54:56 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		OPS, my profile is updating pics FOR REAL..........wow I am a FAKE until then!!!!!!!!!!  

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 6:56:55 PM   
dogobedience


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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:06:45 PM   
ravn


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If youare not sufficiently pleasing, You will be placed on Ebay for a starting bid of $1- no shipping and handling

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Masochism is a valuable job skill.
Chuck Palahniuk
Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
~Proverb ( bring on the tyranny!)

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:09:11 PM   
Najakcharmer


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quote:

ORIGINAL: dogobedience

I am a reel dom, i have read the dom for dummies, AND dom 101..so be aware i know what i am doing!


Yeah.  What could possibly go wrong with this red-hot branding iron scene?  I've read three whole books by John Norman, so I know how to brand slaves all right. And if you're FOR REAL, you'll let me do it to you on our first meeting. If not then you're just A FAKE. 

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:09:54 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		ok ravn.I KNOW YOU HAVE A DOM MALE SITE......must have 0987654323689 plus or minus 3 slaves online!!!!! lol

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:13:09 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		THANK YOU COLLARME.MY PICS ARE UP AGAIN!!!!!!! NOW girls stare into my eyes and OBEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:15:21 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		when i fin nish this profile what will all the other doms do??

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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:16:03 PM   
ravn


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Status: offline 		hehe, actually, i was just going back through the 20 some odd pages of mail i've gotten from Dom's in the past two weeks and found some jewels

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Masochism is a valuable job skill.
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Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
~Proverb ( bring on the tyranny!)

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:17:15 PM   
ravn


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quote:

ORIGINAL: dogobedience

when i fin nish this profile what will all the other doms do??
'


quiver in fear and jealousy as You steal their kajirae/subs/slaves away...and then steal your pics, and your profile, and change two words to make sure it's not noticiable that they plagiarized


edited due to the fact that i only put kajirae down...hehe..that is, if you could get their ankle shackle unlocked from the horse trailer of LaTigresse's as she's barreling down the highway with Tool piped into the trailer on her way to Loki-wood for the sacrificial virgin demos and how to on the fourth of july..hehe

< Message edited by ravn -- 5/25/2006 7:19:28 PM >

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Masochism is a valuable job skill.
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Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
~Proverb ( bring on the tyranny!)

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:20:29 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		but wont their mommy or wife be mad

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I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:23:37 PM   
dogobedience


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I start and/or reply to posts to further my abilities and share my experiences in this fantastic lifestyle.

I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

Tiger, proud owner of kali aka Tigerproperty

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:27:43 PM   
ravn


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Status: offline 		ahh, may this girl eternally be at Your perfectly Domly cyber feet Master Obedience!

::sniggers::

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Masochism is a valuable job skill.
Chuck Palahniuk
Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
~Proverb ( bring on the tyranny!)

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:34:08 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		only after you have read all the gor books and did a book report, then the grand puba will PERHAPS Kon sid er you as worth e     BUT we have a long list of perfect young beautiful in shape girls waiting ...............

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:35:45 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		sidebar...............no slight to gor................sorry and RELAX 

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/25/2006 7:36:30 PM   
zumala


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