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ravn -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 6:44:22 PM)

Don't forget the classics!

If You do not obey any order the skin will be stripped from your back with an 8 foot long single tail whip as i'm fucking your dirty whore ass. (Yes, i've received that)

You will be available to all of my friends for use and abuse and you wioll be made to do the most degrading things imaginable on cam for the whole world to see, so you'd best be good slut!



HoosierScorpio -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 6:46:39 PM)

I do not think there is such a thing as the perfect profile. It either has something they are looking for or not...  



dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 6:50:33 PM)

i wood send pics of my girls but my computer crashed and yahoo lost all my other pics, but i am real.just ask my mommie



LaMalinche -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 6:51:43 PM)

You forgot to start it with:

On YOUR knees Bitch, as you read this. . .

Best,

LaMalinche




ravn -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 6:52:44 PM)

ahh, can't foget the ever popular,
The one who owns you now is a poser- pack up and buy a ticket to here (Bum-fuck Egypt) now



dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 6:54:56 PM)

OPS, my profile is updating pics FOR REAL..........wow I am a FAKE until then!!!!!!!!!!  



dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 6:56:55 PM)

I know you have a master, but i trained him, i am a  4th order grand puba and you will obay me



ravn -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:06:45 PM)

lol...here we go

If youare not sufficiently pleasing, You will be placed on Ebay for a starting bid of $1- no shipping and handling



Najakcharmer -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:09:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dogobedience

I am a reel dom, i have read the dom for dummies, AND dom 101..so be aware i know what i am doing!


Yeah.  What could possibly go wrong with this red-hot branding iron scene?  I've read three whole books by John Norman, so I know how to brand slaves all right. And if you're FOR REAL, you'll let me do it to you on our first meeting. If not then you're just A FAKE. 



dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:09:54 PM)

ok ravn.I KNOW YOU HAVE A DOM MALE SITE......must have 0987654323689 plus or minus 3 slaves online!!!!! lol



dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:13:09 PM)

THANK YOU COLLARME.MY PICS ARE UP AGAIN!!!!!!! NOW girls stare into my eyes and OBEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:15:21 PM)

when i fin nish this profile what will all the other doms do??



ravn -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:16:03 PM)

hehe, actually, i was just going back through the 20 some odd pages of mail i've gotten from Dom's in the past two weeks and found some jewels



ravn -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:17:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dogobedience

when i fin nish this profile what will all the other doms do??
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quiver in fear and jealousy as You steal their kajirae/subs/slaves away...and then steal your pics, and your profile, and change two words to make sure it's not noticiable that they plagiarized


edited due to the fact that i only put kajirae down...hehe..that is, if you could get their ankle shackle unlocked from the horse trailer of LaTigresse's as she's barreling down the highway with Tool piped into the trailer on her way to Loki-wood for the sacrificial virgin demos and how to on the fourth of july..hehe



dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:20:29 PM)

but wont their mommy or wife be mad



dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:23:37 PM)

I am doing you girls a favor, spending my time training you



ravn -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:27:43 PM)

ahh, may this girl eternally be at Your perfectly Domly cyber feet Master Obedience!

::sniggers::



dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:34:08 PM)

only after you have read all the gor books and did a book report, then the grand puba will PERHAPS Kon sid er you as worth e     BUT we have a long list of perfect young beautiful in shape girls waiting ...............



dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:35:45 PM)

sidebar...............no slight to gor................sorry and RELAX 



zumala -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:36:30 PM)

Dont forgit teh pussy shots so I no that u r reel!  *ROFLOL*



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