RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes!

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Najakcharmer -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:38:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ravn If You do not obey any order the skin will be stripped from your back with an 8 foot long single tail whip as i'm fucking your dirty whore ass. (Yes, i've received that) Um....I've fucked asses and I've used an 8 foot singletail....but doing both at once to the same person? That would be a wee bit awkward to say the least! In cyberspace, of course, minor details like something being physically impossible don't matter. The perfect dom could do it anyway. Maybe he could just stand on a chair. LOL

ravn -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:39:45 PM)
i want you to wear a large anal plug in your ass at all times, so that you cant even sit down without thinking of me! i don't care if your ass is virgin, it must be at least 4 inches thick at the smallest part and NO you may not use lube

dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:43:10 PM)
i no a faker so i need a photogeraf of the WET hole dnow thEIR, carve me name in it with a nife, to show u meen you be for reel. do it now on cam and show all of cm that i own you.............ops got to go.wife comming home!!!!!!!!!!!

Najakcharmer -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:43:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ravn 'Some masters enjoy having their girls raped occasionally, it serves to remind them that they are slaves.' Slave Girl of Gor Er....shouldn't this book be titled "Free Clinics of Gor"? LOL

dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:46:58 PM)
you will be FOOL time, on thursday nights, sat early, and ounce per month on weakend.......no i am NOT married....y do u ask?!

spankmepink11 -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:52:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ravn 'Some masters enjoy having their girls raped occasionally, it serves to remind them that they are slaves.' Slave Girl of Gor I'm not into Gor at all...but....i kind of like the concept sorry for the unrelated post...

dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 7:57:00 PM)
u will be spanked later.....................(unless a dom comes out of the woodwork and claims you as many email me and say so, WOW chill out boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) i am from collar me and you must pass my tests first.......so i will visit you .now what is your address

dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 8:08:43 PM)
after my training, i will put a protectin callor on u until you are ready to be sold

MistressSonya -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 8:12:50 PM)
OMG My submissive had a "Domme" email him on here telling him that if he was so devoted to me WHY didnt he had My name tattooed on his forehead..LOL. you forgot.. the only reason you are a Domme.. is because you havent met me yet.. I will have you naked being whipped as soon as you walk in my door Mistress Sonya

dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 8:19:57 PM)
i will dom in ant you even at work, u will ware cuffs always at work , yes you will work and give me all the money, since i do not work

LaMalinche -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 8:31:23 PM)
i m a "reel" dom. u r nt a switch, u will be my slave and cum meet me now. Or u will be punished. Best, LaMalinche

dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 8:36:41 PM)
I AM YOUR NEW MASTER

jocelyn -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 8:37:51 PM)
Pooh-Bah or pooh-bah [image]http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/JPG/pron.jpg[/image] ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p[image]http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/oomacr.gif[/image][image]http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/prime.gif[/image]bä[image]http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/lprime.gif[/image]) n. A pompous ostentatious official, especially one who, holding many offices, fulfills none of them. A person who holds high office. Don't forget to drop in spelling hints and signs of your superior intellect. No - wait... it's more effective to use inventive spelling and claim to have invented your own special domly lexicon. Have fun - jocelyn

dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/25/2006 8:43:27 PM)
I DO NOT OWN A LEXUS E COM , i need girls who did not furnish 8 th grade lick me

dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/26/2006 1:46:26 AM)
As soon as we meet you will help me find your replacement/sister slave

LaMalinche -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/26/2006 1:48:56 AM)
I will lend you out to my friends so that they can test you slave abilities. (Actually I have heard this one. . . ugh) Best, LaMalinche

LaMalinche -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/26/2006 1:50:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dogobedience I AM YOUR NEW MASTER Okay. . . sure. Shall I drop to my knees and start sucking your cock now. . . or would you like to "punish" me first? Best, LaMalinche

CanadianGuy -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/26/2006 2:03:14 AM)
You should include "I'm always looking for more girls to have in my HouseHold, so apply today and you could be sucking cock and sleeping in a cage by the weekend." And use my picture. Trust me, that gets me tons of girls. Okay, I lied, so far I've had a lot of blank stares, a few confused blinky looks, and one old woman messaged me to tell me I'm disgusting, scary, and ugly.

dogobedience -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/26/2006 2:36:11 AM)
tooo many options.........suck, punish..........i am a dom do not make me make decisions!!!!!!!

CanadianGuy -> RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! (5/26/2006 2:47:35 AM)
Oh wait, I see your photo's already pretty much the same as mine. Weird. [&o]

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