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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/26/2006 9:07:39 PM   
LaMalinche


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ORIGINAL: dogobedience

did I give u permission to do that?...............sorry IF somebody comes out of the wood work and says you are his.........sorry to step on any little toes!!!!!!!!!


no u did not.  this girl quivers in shame.  this gurl thanx MASTER DOMLY DOM 4 steppping on this gurls toesy-woesies.  what doos MASTER GREAT AND WUNDERFUL DOM wnt this gurl do now?


Best,

LaMalinche

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/26/2006 9:12:18 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		please continue to top from the bottom.....since i have no clue...........i be only a dom.......re spect me you you bad girl, you!

Now more lines .............i dommed my parents since i was before i was born.....so you now i xperience

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/26/2006 10:35:05 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		ok the late night crowd is in the house...........I need more ideas

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/27/2006 12:07:39 AM   
bignipples2share


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Status: offline 		Yes, I no all about sounds i have come before just by listening to them.

I will dom you and you will like it and I don't have to meet you in person to do it either.

I will be your slave and travel to you and bring you breakfeast in bed every morning even though it is an 8 hour round trip every day

I'm in the witness protection program so I can't send you a pic or tell you what I look like. I didn't pick this family so that's not really my wife in the other room, but I can be everything to you between the hours of 4pm to 4:30 pm and at 6am and 6:30 am.

I'm 38 years old ( picture is from H.S. yearbook circa 1950)

LOL
~big

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/27/2006 2:36:53 AM   
LaMalinche


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Status: offline 		Fake fakers and real fakers need not apply.  I will own you completely and control your every minute every thought every breath.  If I tell you not to breathe then you will not or you will be punished severly.  I will train you to my exacting standards, and I will use you every two hours however I chose.  You will be whipped with a single tail every morning at 4:30 am for any infractions that you committed while you slept.

Best,

LaMalinche


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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/27/2006 11:01:03 AM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		i am not cyber......but i will dominant (sp) u that way , xpect total control from me, i know you will obey, smart girls now a reel dom when they im one....................it is ALL ABOUT THE DOM FONT TYPE

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/27/2006 1:48:47 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		i will tie u up, and leave you for the weekend, with only my piss for you to drink on our FIRST meeting which will be TONIGHT.................lucky girl..........lol

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I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/27/2006 1:50:27 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		Happy holiday, to those CAGED or NOT!!!!

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/28/2006 2:33:46 PM   
MistressSonya


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Status: offline 		lol I did write him back with the def. of obey.. he was not amused..LOL

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/28/2006 3:41:09 PM   
MistressStchWich


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Status: offline 		I would love to know which definition of obey you sent him, MistressSonya... LOL...

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/28/2006 3:48:03 PM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Fake fakers and real fakers need not apply. 


Are pseudo fakers okay?

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 5/28/2006 10:29:24 PM   
skittykitty


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quote:

ORIGINAL: dogobedience

THANK YOU COLLARME.MY PICS ARE UP AGAIN!!!!!!! NOW girls stare into my eyes and OBEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ohh no, I feel my will slipping away.. I must obey.. I MUST obey..

Oh domlyDomLordSirMaster



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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 6/1/2006 5:13:18 PM   
dogobedience


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Status: offline 		Hello cm, back after a great play/training with my property,good girl kali.

Now all fake and real fake doms, the real dom of all doms profile is almost ready. All the girls who have helped me here are really my property they are just posing as being owned by others. REEL dumbs, ops doms get gurls easy. CM please send all new ones to my profile and I will pick the good ones

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I hope I am an intellectual instigator, making people think and or laugh and nothing more.

Tiger, proud owner of kali aka Tigerproperty

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 6/2/2006 12:42:37 AM   
skittykitty


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quote:

ORIGINAL: dogobedience

Now all fake and real fake doms, the real dom of all doms profile is almost ready. All the girls who have helped me here are really my property they are just posing as being owned by others.

Ohh, I can hardly wait to read this...

Waiting with bated breath, ready to be collared at awesomeness that is your domliness.



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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 6/2/2006 6:35:54 AM   
MochaMistress


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Status: offline 		Oh wait how about this one.
 
My wife who isnt in the lifestyle and is a total bitch but I cant leave her because when her father dies she will be worth millions. But she says its ok for me to Dominate girls between the ages of 18-22. She says I can only dominate them once or twice then I have to move on. My wife says its ok for me to cyber dominate between the hours of 11PM- 5AM while she is asleep. And my wife says that I can only come over to your place on the days I'm supposed to be playing golf with the other doctors.

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 6/2/2006 7:49:50 AM   
NikkiAnn


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From: Redford, MI (near Detroit)
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sunshine119

You must instist upon being a Dominate (instead of a Dominant) that seeks only full time "subbies" who will take care of all your needs while working outside of the home to pay the bills (You don't think the dominant should work, should you?).  Knowing how to fix a car is a plus.


I can fix cars and many other things too!

Nikki Ann

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LOVE as though you have never been hurt before,
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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 6/2/2006 7:53:06 AM   
NikkiAnn


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Quivver

a possible addition for you...........
~ be prepaired to ride in the cargo area of my SUV naked behind the doggy screen on your hands and knees as your collar keeps your worshiping gaze on me as I drive through Rush Hour Traffic~

LOL
Q



Now that really sounds like fun!

Nikki Ann

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 6/2/2006 8:15:01 AM   
skittykitty


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MochaMistress

Oh wait how about this one.
 
My wife who isnt in the lifestyle and is a total bitch but I cant leave her because when her father dies she will be worth millions. But she says its ok for me to Dominate girls between the ages of 18-22. She says I can only dominate them once or twice then I have to move on. My wife says its ok for me to cyber dominate between the hours of 11PM- 5AM while she is asleep. And my wife says that I can only come over to your place on the days I'm supposed to be playing golf with the other doctors.


LOL  Ohh I love that one, yes that would make me definitely want to rush off and let him being 'dominate' all over me.



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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 6/2/2006 9:25:31 AM   
NikkiAnn


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From: Redford, MI (near Detroit)
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressSonya

OMG My submissive had a "Domme" email him on here telling him that if he was so devoted to me WHY didnt he had My name tattooed on his forehead..LOL. 

you forgot.. the only reason you are a Domme.. is because you havent met me yet.. I will have you naked being whipped as soon as you walk in my door
Mistress Sonya



Now I know what I've been doing wrong! I must declare myself to be Dom so a mistress will try to convert me to being her sub.....LOL       Ok, now I got it



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LOVE as though you have never been hurt before,
SING as though no one can hear you,
LIVE as though heaven is on earth.--Souza

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RE: THE PERFECT PROFILE, and other jokes! - 6/2/2006 9:47:55 AM   
LadyAlexa


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

quote:

ORIGINAL: lisa1978

LOL!

You forgot to insist on being called SirMasterLord when a woman writes you back and to insist they deactivate their profile as soon as they write you.


I thought it was SirMasterLordDomlyDomofPerfection 


Excuse me..but what about YourMajestyQueenMistressAllOverDommeofDestruction?  lol

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