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Iamsemisweet -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/27/2011 3:37:50 PM)
Because it's there? quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 How i have a question, my fellow Absurdians. What do you suppose is the best reason for crawling up a hollow tree stump and getting stuck there? pam

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/27/2011 3:49:38 PM)
No, no, PoohBears know the answer to that one, it's to get to the hunny in the trunk. Not Poohbear's fault there's a thinkthinkthink clause before something absurd is done!

SoulAlloy -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/27/2011 4:15:26 PM)
He was either hiding his pot of gold, looking for rumplestiltskin or desperate for a piss

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/27/2011 7:58:35 PM)
I vote he was looking for the pot 'o gold, ran into Rumpelstiltstkin then had to pretend to take a piss so his pot 'o gold wouldn't be stolen. Yeeeeeah, that's the ticket. That's my story n I'm sticking to it.

blnymph -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/28/2011 7:36:46 AM)
actually I am willing to claim the North Pole for myself and then start growing pineapples there

Arpig -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/28/2011 7:48:44 AM)
quote: You are so very absurd, that your membership practically goes without saying. Damn right! Ummmmmmmm...hang on...I uh...let me think about this for a bit....

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/28/2011 7:41:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Iamsemisweet Because it's there? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... not absurd enough. We encourage you to try again. pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/28/2011 7:42:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: blnymph actually I am willing to claim the North Pole for myself and then start growing pineapples there Just don't drop them. They explode. pam

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/28/2011 8:12:10 PM)
The epitome of absurd for me today was having a cat-scan only to be told the doc who originally told me my tailbone was broken 2 wks ago then sent me into a panic when he called 2 days ago to say there was a problem with my lower lumbar section. Go to the hospital today only to be told there's no break, never has been, I have no problems seen in the scan. Then being prescribed morphine and finding out even if the pain is still there and still very sore, I'm so high I just don't give a flying chipmunk fuckken nuns squirrels that it does.

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/28/2011 8:13:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear The epitome of absurd for me today was having a cat-scan only to be told the doc who originally told me my tailbone was broken 2 wks ago then sent me into a panic when he called 2 days ago to say there was a problem with my lower lumbar section. Go to the hospital today only to be told there's no break, never has been, I have no problems seen in the scan. Then being prescribed morphine and finding out even if the pain is still there and still very sore, I'm so high I just don't give a flying chipmunk fuckken nuns squirrels that it does. The entire medical profession has already been admitted to the Absurd Club. pam

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/28/2011 8:36:29 PM)
Glad to hear it, they should go in the hall of fame, if there ever is one. I have a particular doctor or 3 in mind that would head up the all-time "absurdiest" list. [8D]

yourdarkdesire -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/28/2011 8:43:18 PM)
so you mean that as a former nurse I am a member of the club? Are there dues to be paid?

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/28/2011 8:47:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire so you mean that as a former nurse I am a member of the club? Are there dues to be paid? You qualify, as soon as you tell us the most absurd thing you ever saw at work. pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/28/2011 9:51:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 What do you suppose is the best reason for crawling up a hollow tree stump and getting stuck there? How about this: http://www.summum.us/potpourri/tree.shtml pam

Delilya -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/30/2011 6:15:52 AM)
Favorite drinking song: How dry I am How wet I'll be If I don't find The bathroom key I found the key Now where's the door? Ooops to late It's on the floor

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/30/2011 10:42:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Delilya Favorite drinking song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJv2Mugm2RI pam

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/30/2011 11:50:28 AM)
Donald Duck X-Rated: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t75x7lxPaE&NR=1

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/30/2011 12:33:38 PM)
www.teachertube.com/viewVideo.php?video_id=132031 pam

blnymph -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/30/2011 1:00:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 quote: ORIGINAL: blnymph actually I am willing to claim the North Pole for myself and then start growing pineapples there Just don't drop them. They explode. pam or should I try grapes for ice wine instead?

dcnovice -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/30/2011 3:07:51 PM)
There was a little girl named Nellie, who went into the water up to her knees. It doesn't rhyme now, but it will when the tide comes in.

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