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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 2:06:53 PM)
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ORIGINAL: gungadin09
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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
How much more absurd can it be than to fall face first into the edge of my tub on week, then 2 weeks later go thumping down a metal staircase and breaking my tailbone? Face, meet arse. Arse, meet face. Face and Arse, meet the Canuck Holly. She of the slippy gel fall down go boom in the shower, she of the slippy stairs and wet leaves and hekichopper thingies from trees. She with the bruise on her right butt cheek, where not only is it black and blue but where you can feel the indents of every single damn stair she went bouncing down.
May I please become a member of the Absurd Club? And it's Medical Officer? I humbly apply for this position having found myself in many an embarrassing situation when falling up, down, sideways and arse over teakettle. Not to mention the various bumps, lumps and bruises accumulated over the years. [:)]
You got it, tiggerspoohbear. Welcome to the club, and with all these absurb people running around, we'll certainly need a Medical Officer. We thank you in advance for your services. i also want to pass on a joke from the bad joke thread:
Q: Why is tigger always staring into the toilet?
A: Because he's looking for pooh.
pam
I saw that this morning and roared, but I swear I'm not a Poohbear in the toilet, I'ma Poohbear stuck in bed laying down with a broken butt. [>:] Actually, now that I think about it, the only time my butt doesn't hurt is when I'm sitting on the damn toilet. Maybe I should just pass my days there?? [8D]
ETA: Now I know it's absurd, but it makes sense in that absurd way, there's no pressure!!
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