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gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/24/2011 3:18:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe Would it be absurd to suggest you keep a list? Not at all, Fire, not at all. The only question is whether i ought to write it in fire or tickles. pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/24/2011 3:52:42 PM)
So far i have: Hannahlyn- Lady High Executioner Hillwilliam- SoulAlloy- Sage and Soothsayer xxblushesxx- ChatteParfaitt- MadAxeMan- Cabana Boy myotherself Kana BKSir SpanishMatMaster- Lord High Executioner kalikshama- SuzeCheri SuzeQ tazzygirl- theFireWithinMe MissImortalPain Endivious- Keeper of the Beard, to which we pay tribute Delilya- Honorable Paper Clip Termyn8or- Legal Expert BurntKitty mons dcnovice HeatherMcLeather NocturnalStalker hlen5 Greedytop LadyHibiscus VirginPotty JstAnotherSub

SweetCheri -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/24/2011 5:45:48 PM)
quote: The city Omaha, Nebraska cannot be elected President of the United States. Well of course not. It was founded in Kenya. Don't believe me? Well have you ever actually seen a copy of the original city charter, I mean the long form charter? I did not think so.

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/24/2011 6:20:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SweetCheri quote: The city Omaha, Nebraska cannot be elected President of the United States. Well of course not. It was founded in Kenya. Don't believe me? Well have you ever actually seen a copy of the original city charter, I mean the long form charter? I did not think so. Cheri, i don't even know what that means. Well done. Welcome to the Absurd Club, and i hereby appoint you Geography expert. As your first duty, i would like you to give us your opinion about what city should be elected President of the United States. pam

SpanishMatMaster -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/24/2011 8:56:25 PM)
I humbly propose Spingfield. - It is where the Simpsons live. - There are six of them, which increases federalism.

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/24/2011 9:07:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SpanishMatMaster I humbly propose Spingfield. - It is where the Simpsons live. - There are six of them, which increases federalism. Thank You, Lord High Executioner, but actually i was asking Cheri, our Honorable Geography Expert. Although, i'm sure she will take Your suggestion under advisement. pam

xxblushesxx -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 12:34:25 AM)
I have that one. It's the same but different! [image]local://upfiles/192156/FA7F21B8D70A42C29674121A763C2EF7.jpg[/image]

MCLady -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 6:06:00 AM)
Ooops

VirginPotty -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 6:08:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty Re-elect Obama is the most absurd thing I can say. To be virginal on a BDSM website is truly absurd. We welcome you, oh VirginPotty. pam I've been a virgin for so long I never thought about THAT being so absurd as to grant me membership to an absurdity thread!![sm=champ.gif][sm=champ.gif][sm=champ.gif][sm=champ.gif][sm=champ.gif] Eta, another absurd qualification is posting as my "sock puppet" in error[8\|]

BurntKitty -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 6:23:39 AM)
Can puns be absurd? [image]http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-captions-theres-your-problem-you-have-a-seal-out.jpg[/image]

SweetCheri -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 8:22:37 AM)
I have considered the possibilities and have settled on Walla Walla Washington. It is an absurd name for anything. Besides you have had two Adams' two Bushes, and it's time for another Washington. So it is Walla Walla in 2012. Can't you hear just the chants? Walla walla walla walla walla walla oo dop a doo wop ba-doom bam bang.

GreedyTop -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 8:41:19 AM)
I second the motion for Walla Walla! love the avatar, Cheri!! My absurd offering for the day: a quote from the ineffable Terry Pratchett - It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored. (Jingo) (ermmm.. edited to replace a wandering letter)

SoulAlloy -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 11:48:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I second the motion for Walla Walla! love the avatar, Cheri!! My absurd offering for the day: a quote from the ineffable Terry Pratchett - It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored. (Jingo) (ermmm.. edited to replace a wandering letter) "Million to one chances come through nine times out of ten"

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 11:57:00 AM)
How much more absurd can it be than to fall face first into the edge of my tub on week, then 2 weeks later go thumping down a metal staircase and breaking my tailbone? Face, meet arse. Arse, meet face. Face and Arse, meet the Canuck Holly. She of the slippy gel fall down go boom in the shower, she of the slippy stairs and wet leaves and hekichopper thingies from trees. She with the bruise on her right butt cheek, where not only is it black and blue but where you can feel the indents of every single damn stair she went bouncing down. May I please become a member of the Absurd Club? And it's Medical Officer? I humbly apply for this position having found myself in many an embarrassing situation when falling up, down, sideways and arse over teakettle. Not to mention the various bumps, lumps and bruises accumulated over the years. [:)]

GreedyTop -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 11:57:04 AM)
another from Terry: If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 12:00:33 PM)
And then there's this: [image]local://upfiles/1028154/3FA9C140EF30457FA5408B482670CB0E.jpg[/image]

GreedyTop -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 12:09:57 PM)
an email exchange just a short while ago: From him: "Do you play kidnapping games? " my response: "Do you read profiles?" awaiting his response with bated breath!... ok, never mind that last bit.. I'm gonna go sleep soon.....

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 1:27:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SweetCheri I have considered the possibilities and have settled on Walla Walla Washington. It is an absurd name for anything. Besides you have had two Adams' two Bushes, and it's time for another Washington. So it is Walla Walla in 2012. Can't you hear just the chants? Walla walla walla walla walla walla oo dop a doo wop ba-doom bam bang. Very, very good, Cheri. Incidently, i think Walla Walla is also famous for it's sweet onions. If they elect Walla Walla, i will make onion pizzas for everyone. pam

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 1:29:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 So far i have: Hannahlyn- Lady High Executioner Hillwilliam- SoulAlloy- Sage and Soothsayer xxblushesxx- ChatteParfaitt- MadAxeMan- Cabana Boy myotherself Kana BKSir SpanishMatMaster- Lord High Executioner kalikshama- SuzeCheri SuzeQ tazzygirl- theFireWithinMe MissImortalPain Endivious- Keeper of the Beard, to which we pay tribute Delilya- Honorable Paper Clip Termyn8or- Legal Expert BurntKitty mons dcnovice HeatherMcLeather NocturnalStalker hlen5 Greedytop LadyHibiscus VirginPotty JstAnotherSub You take me out of this cult.

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/25/2011 1:32:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear How much more absurd can it be than to fall face first into the edge of my tub on week, then 2 weeks later go thumping down a metal staircase and breaking my tailbone? Face, meet arse. Arse, meet face. Face and Arse, meet the Canuck Holly. She of the slippy gel fall down go boom in the shower, she of the slippy stairs and wet leaves and hekichopper thingies from trees. She with the bruise on her right butt cheek, where not only is it black and blue but where you can feel the indents of every single damn stair she went bouncing down. May I please become a member of the Absurd Club? And it's Medical Officer? I humbly apply for this position having found myself in many an embarrassing situation when falling up, down, sideways and arse over teakettle. Not to mention the various bumps, lumps and bruises accumulated over the years. [:)] You got it, tiggerspoohbear. Welcome to the club, and with all these absurb people running around, we'll certainly need a Medical Officer. We thank you in advance for your services. i also want to pass on a joke from the bad joke thread: Q: Why is tigger always staring into the toilet? A: Because he's looking for pooh. pam

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