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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 1:35:36 PM

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Ohh so would not work for me but the biggest thing would be I KNOW MEN.

He is engrossed in some tv show.
"Sir may I use the rest room?"
"Sir?"
Wave my brown bracelet frantically in his face.
"Sir?"
Pass gas
"SIR. please now?"
Shit all over his feet, kiss his cheek and his eyes are still glued to the tv.

ROFLMAO! Damn it, you made me choke!

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 1:37:43 PM

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HAHAHHAAA!!! that's complete and utter genius, fragilepieces. ^_^

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 1:45:20 PM

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Wheeeee!!! Thanks, Fragilepieces!!

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 1:50:52 PM

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Smiles, I am just keeping it real.

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 2:16:20 PM

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Good calls, I am a mild aspie and tend to attract mild OCD types.

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 2:18:15 PM

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You got it. It's recognition that we're not perfect, but we're there for each other anyhow.

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 4:07:57 PM

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While the list is not really for me - not entirely, anyway - I actually rather like the fact that his responsibilities are more vague than hers. He seems to know exactly what he wants and expects and lays it out (very) specifically. But he leaves himself open to change and adapt in his behavior, hopefully according to what she needs and what works best for them both.

I don't think I would ever, ever expect my dominant to have as specific a list of responsibilities as I do. Though I wouldn't feel comfortable with a list like the OP has, I would certainly be comfortable with some sort of "list" of expectations, even if not written down in list form. The whole point is that I want a relationship in which I am serving his needs, first and foremost (which, ultimately, satisfies mine). Certainly, it needs to be the right match, with the right man, and with the right communication, and the right amount of fun and laughter and love and lightness, but...no, I would not expect that his responsibilities toward me need to be as specific and expected past what the OP listed, such as taking care of me and keeping me safe, etc.

The bracelet idea bothers me quite a bit. Why not just...you know...talk?

Housework rules seem normal to me, though I would like to think that if I was comfy on the couch snuggled under a blanket with the cat watching a great movie, the ironing could wait an hour or two. As long as it gets done within a reasonable time - no reason to stop a person from enjoying herself entirely.

I'm curious - why the block letters in the binder? ETA - never mind - I see now it's not all block letters.

And you know what? For some reason, I love the idea of writing the weather on the mirror. It seems so...helpful. Practical. That was my favorite part of the list.

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 4:20:23 PM

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It might be worth it to add - I love lists. Nothing would make me happier than to have a list left for me everyday of what is expected of me. So, a perpetual list is maybe not such a bad idea. Perhaps those that bristle at the thought of a list wouldn't find fulfillment in checking things off a list like I do.

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 4:23:52 PM

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1. Blow me
2. make supper
3. get me a beer
4. Blow me
5. Start at one, above.

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 4:25:42 PM

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Hey I can do that! Am I hired? <goes to pack bags>

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 4:27:42 PM

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1. Blow me
2. make supper
3. get me a beer
4. Blow me
5. Start at one, above.

That, actually, is not an altogether bad list.

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 4:29:41 PM

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1. Blow me
2. make supper
3. get me a beer
4. Blow me
5. Start at one, above.

That, actually, is not an altogether bad list.

It's actually a really good one. Simply, clear, and easy to follow.

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 4:30:44 PM

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I like this list better.

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1. Blow me
2. make supper
3. get me a beer
4. Blow me
5. Start at one, above.

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 4:40:18 PM

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It might be worth it to add - I love lists. Nothing would make me happier than to have a list left for me everyday of what is expected of me. So, a perpetual list is maybe not such a bad idea. Perhaps those that bristle at the thought of a list wouldn't find fulfillment in checking things off a list like I do.

I'm a list maker and I love lists. That list would still drive me insane. There's no room for real life on it.

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 4:41:11 PM

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Mon Dieu!!!! I have made a heineous, grevious social and political faux pas in my list...here it is revised.

1. Blow me
2. make supper
3. get me a beer
4. Blow me
5. I am going to read a book, or watch tv there is a warm bubbly soothing bath for you to soak in the candles are lit there is a chilled glass of white wine on the edge and chocolates in the basket near it. And, if it isn't a huge impostion, when you get done and dried off and in your snugglies:
6. blow me
7. Start at one, above.

Surprising that no one caught it....
Nevertheless; my apologies to all.

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 4:45:48 PM

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Oh Ron I always knew you were a softie. No problem at all...now when do I start?

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 4:46:38 PM

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You are on number six as it happens, right now.

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 4:48:20 PM

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Well son of a gun, heh that was easy. Coincidentally so am I

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 4:49:49 PM

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Mon Dieu!!!! I have made a heineous, grevious social and political faux pas in my list...here it is revised.

1. Blow me
2. make supper
3. get me a beer
4. Blow me
5. I am going to read a book, or watch tv there is a warm bubbly soothing bath for you to soak in the candles are lit there is a chilled glass of white wine on the edge and chocolates in the basket near it. And, if it isn't a huge impostion, when you get done and dried off and in your snugglies:
6. blow me
7. Start at one, above.

Surprising that no one caught it....
Nevertheless; my apologies to all.

Dayam you are good Ron:)

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RE: House Rules - 11/3/2011 4:55:45 PM

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Mon Dieu!!!! I have made a heineous, grevious social and political faux pas in my list...here it is revised.

1. Blow me
2. make supper
3. get me a beer
4. Blow me
5. I am going to read a book, or watch tv there is a warm bubbly soothing bath for you to soak in the candles are lit there is a chilled glass of white wine on the edge and chocolates in the basket near it. And, if it isn't a huge impostion, when you get done and dried off and in your snugglies:
6. blow me
7. Start at one, above.

Surprising that no one caught it....
Nevertheless; my apologies to all.

Wait wait wait I think there's a catch. Are snugglies diapers?

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