Kana
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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep They eat SPAM, since it comes in a can. They also sit around in their underwear all day to avoid making too much laundry without someone around to do it. They don't bathe, either, because the tub'll never get cleaned, and they pee in empty pop bottles to keep the toilet clean. They CAN take the trash out, so that's their only saving grace. Taking out the trash is men's work and doesn't soil their Twue Dom Certifications. But we don't empty out those pop bottles cause that's just plain icky. We save them to be removed by the next victim, I mean hostage, I mean sub. And hey, I have a new, hysterical, subtitle!
< Message edited by Kana -- 12/3/2011 10:30:09 AM >
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