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tj444 -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/16/2011 7:36:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Yeah, Ashjor has made the CM DreamDate (tm) list!! <talking with sexy frech accent> what dose (tm) really means? please[8\|] it means that the term "CM DreamDate" is trademarked. You perhaps thought it meant something kinky? [:D]

ashjor911 -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/16/2011 7:36:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl They do!? Mine doesn't. did you ask, I mean nicely?

ashjor911 -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/16/2011 7:41:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 it means that the term "CM DreamDate" is trademarked. You perhaps thought it meant something kinky? [:D] I thought it means TerMinal List, or something TerMinal, that I would end up dead. & not ®,™, or something kinky

tj444 -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/16/2011 7:45:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 it means that the term "CM DreamDate" is trademarked. You perhaps thought it meant something kinky? [:D] I thought it means TerMinal List, or something TerMinal, that I would end up dead. & not ®, or something kinky naw,.. no one here is that mean... Greedy wouldnt let anyone hurt you.. not badly, anyway.. [:D]

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/16/2011 7:46:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 quote: ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl They do!? Mine doesn't. did you ask, I mean nicely? Actually no, but I have hinted. We're a D/D couple and I have no sub right now.....and there's something else I'd much rather have done than a foot massage. hehe But somehow, I think that is not gonna happen.[8\|]

ashjor911 -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/16/2011 7:49:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl Actually no, but I have hinted. We're a D/D couple and I have no sub right now.....and there's something else I'd much rather have done than a foot massage. hehe But somehow, I think that is not gonna happen.[8\|] then what you are complaning about? PS: even a freind at work can massage your feet, with nothing sexual.... & yes I have done it to people work with me..

ashjor911 -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/16/2011 7:51:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 naw,.. no one here is that mean... Greedy wouldnt let anyone hurt you.. not badly, anyway.. [:D] thank God for that .....

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/16/2011 7:54:53 PM)
Ooh how do you make the little tm? All you people with your symbols skillz!

ashjor911 -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/16/2011 8:01:40 PM)
press & hold "alt" then from the right* of the keyboard press 0153 then let go of the alt...... try deffernt nuber that began with 01 each time...... & you will have symbols like ... š ® ¹ Ä ˆ ¤ Š I may go sleep now 6:00 am here, have a good one everybody

hausboy -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/16/2011 8:13:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Shoot, anyone needs a bug killed, you just give me a call. I'm going to take you up on this. Next time a ferocious haus-eating spider makes an appearance.....

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/16/2011 9:18:32 PM)
I specialize in spider smashing! I expect offerings of Berrger's cookies though.

kalikshama -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/17/2011 3:55:00 AM)
quote: I love threads like this. They always bring out the chicks with issues who promptly display them for all to see. It's brilliant. Sometimes a silly list is just a silly list.

ashjor911 -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/17/2011 5:22:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Ooh how do you make the little tm? All you people with your symbols skillz! Just remember that, your dildo did not tell you how type symbol..... suck it you plastic brad pitt....

GreedyTop -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/17/2011 5:47:33 AM)
LMAO!!!

ashjor911 -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/17/2011 5:55:15 AM)
morning beautiful,[:D] Greedy, Get down from the roof, its fucking freezing. if you come down I got hot Cacao, & a foot rub [8D]

GreedyTop -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/17/2011 6:45:51 AM)
hugs you are a dear!!

FrostedFlake -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/17/2011 6:50:55 AM)
Okay Ladies, Let me just ask you this! When is the last time your plastic pal read the paper though breakfast? No, wait... When is the last time old reliable sandpapered you with 5 O'clock shadow? No, wait... When is the last time your toy soldier left his clothes on the floor? No, Wait... When is the last time 'Buzz' flicked through all 200 channels, twice? Uhmmm... Y'know, I'll get back to you on this...

ashjor911 -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/17/2011 10:44:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FrostedFlake Okay Ladies, Let me just ask you this! When is the last time your plastic pal read the paper though breakfast? No, wait... When is the last time old reliable sandpapered you with 5 O'clock shadow? No, wait... When is the last time your toy soldier left his clothes on the floor? No, Wait... When is the last time 'Buzz' flicked through all 200 channels, twice? Uhmmm... Y'know, I'll get back to you on this... DUDE...... you are not helping here....!!!!???

SorceressJ -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/17/2011 10:56:34 AM)
I once knew someone who had a Special Plastic Friend name of Asmodeus. Asmodeus was a big black monstrosity of a thing (literally as well as figuratively), who belonged to a Dominant roommate from many moons ago; who had been augmented with piercings and was really something to behold ([8\|]). Ok, so Asmodeus had this habit, you see, of appearing in odd places without warning, like the back of the toilet first thing in the morning, and the library. When he had startled me in this fashion for the nth time, I rendered to him the title of "House Ninja". Fortunately for me, he never attacked.. [;)]Not ME, anyway..

ashjor911 -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/17/2011 11:01:37 AM)
Asmodeus, brad pit, Ninja dildos are the same, is he dead now? ... from the story, one can think that he is lost now dead or got hit by bassing by garbage truck, if that story end with garbage truck & he is dead on the sterrt, I will print it & hange it over my bed... [8D]

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