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Casteele -> RE: Why men are better in bed than a dildo ..!! (12/17/2011 7:36:07 PM)
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FR to OP:
But, but.. My ex was fond of saying the opposite (she's actually said these things, although the wording I am using isn't exact):
1. They don't talk back, especially when all you want to is just enjoy the physical sensations not hear them complain about work,
2. The battery operated massaging kind (vibrators) can be used to massage other parts of your body (just wash it in between, unless you're in to that..),
3. They are not high maintenance, except maybe the battery operated ones, just wash and put it away,
4. They do fit in a suitcase, purse, or whatnot,
5. Some of them make fantastic conversation pieces, and for some, make excellent coffee table decorations (can you believe my ex is 'nilla when she said that!?),
6. They don't make a mess around the toilet bowl rim that you have to clean up, and they don't leave the seat up for you to discover said mess at 2am when you're not awake enough to look first,
7. They're fun to look at, and imagine how it can be used,
8. You can share them with your friends without getting jealous (I just looked at her dumbfounded when she said that and never could come up with a good counter-reply),
9. You can aim them directly at your "G-spot" and/or guide them to where you want without as much hassle,
10. They can be as little or as big as you want, and you can even own different sizes for different needs,
11. They make excellent clubs for when your boyfriend says something stupid; Just pull it out and smack him with it. Even better if he gets weirded out by being smacked with something you used while "ragging" and horny just an hour ago.
There's lot more she's said as we've had fun bantering back and forth with this kind of topic, but I can't remember them all right now.
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