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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/9/2012 10:18:20 AM   
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I've got to compliment you on some impressive narrative crafting, my problem with it is that Biblical scholars actually changed the passage to make the meaning more clear in the NLV version and it doesn't say anything about pedophilia.

Leviticus 18:22
NLV: Do not practice homosexuality...


Actually, first, saying that the meaning was made "more clear," does not mean it was more clearly the original intent. The early Jews had a problem with well poisoners, so they put a passage in the bible about witches (well poisoners), if you re-write the bible to make it clear that witches means women who cast spells, have you made it "more clear???"

Also, what the passage you quote specifically says is:
“‘Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable. "
So if you sodomize women, you can't sodomize men. If you don't sodomize women, go ahead and sodomize men, you are not having sexual relations with a man as you do with a woman...
The passage sucks for Bisexuals, but for Gays and Lesbians it doesn't really cause problems...

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/9/2012 11:53:41 AM   
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Actually, first, saying that the meaning was made "more clear," does not mean it was more clearly the original intent. The early Jews had a problem with well poisoners, so they put a passage in the bible about witches (well poisoners), if you re-write the bible to make it clear that witches means women who cast spells, have you made it "more clear???"


We've all heard that apologetic, but have you ever tried to track it down to see if it's a lie? I can't find a single translation that uses the word poisoners and not just the KJV is talking about female spell casters.


Exodus 22:18 NIV
New International Version
"Do not allow a sorceress to live.

Exodus 22:18 ASV
American Standard Version
Thou shalt not suffer a sorceress to live.

Exodus 22:18 BBE
Bible in Basic English
Any woman using unnatural powers or secret arts is to be put to death.

Exodus 22:18 CJB
Complete Jewish Bible
"You are not to permit a sorceress to live.

Exodus 22:18 RHE
Douay-Rheims
Wizards thou shalt not suffer to live.

Exodus 22:18 ELB
Elberfelder 1905 (German)
Eine Zauberin sollst du nicht leben lassen. -

Exodus 22:18 ESV
English Standard Version
"You shall not permit a sorceress to live.

Exodus 22:18 GDB
Giovanni Diodati 1649 (Italian)
Non lasciar vivere la donna maliosa.

Exodus 22:18 GW
GOD'S WORD Translation
"Never let a witch live.

Exodus 22:18 GNT
Good News Translation
"Put to death any woman who practices magic.

Exodus 22:18 HNV
Hebrew Names Version
"You shall not allow a sorceress to live.

Exodus 22:18 CSB
Holman Christian Standard
"You must not allow a sorceress to live.

Exodus 22:18 KJV
King James Version
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live .

Exodus 22:18 BLA
La Biblia de las Américas
No dejarás con vida a la hechicera.

Exodus 22:18 RVR
La Biblia Reina-Valera
A la hechicera no dejarás que viva.

Exodus 22:18 LSG
Louis Segond 1910 (French)
Tu ne laisseras point vivre la magicienne.

Exodus 22:18 LUT
Luther Bible 1912 (German)
22:17 Die Zauberinnen sollst du nicht leben lassen.

Exodus 22:18 NAS
New American Standard
"You shall not allow a sorceress to live.

Exodus 22:18 NCV
New Century Version
"Put to death any woman who does evil magic.

Exodus 22:18 NIRV
New International Reader's Version
"Do not let a woman who does evil magic stay alive. Put her to death.

Exodus 22:18 NKJV
New King James Version
"You shall not permit a sorceress to live.

Exodus 22:18 NLT
New Living Translation
"A sorceress must not be allowed to live.

Exodus 22:18 NRS
New Revised Standard
You shall not permit a female sorcerer to live.

Exodus 22:18 OST
Ostervald (French)
Tu ne laisseras point vivre la sorcière.

Exodus 22:18 RSV
Revised Standard Version
"You shall not permit a sorceress to live.

Exodus 22:18 RIV
Riveduta 1927 (Italian)
Non lascerai vivere la strega.

Exodus 22:18 SEV
Sagradas Escrituras (1569)
A la hechicera no darás la vida.

Exodus 22:18 SVV
Statenvertaling (Dutch)
De toveres zult gij niet laten leven.

Exodus 22:18 DBY
The Darby Translation
-- Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Exodus 22:18 VUL
The Latin Vulgate
maleficos non patieris vivere

Exodus 22:18 MSG
The Message
"Don't let a sorceress live.

Exodus 22:18 WBT
The Webster Bible
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Exodus 22:18 TMB
Third Millennium Bible
"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Exodus 22:18 TNIV
Today's New International Version
"Do not allow a sorceress to live.

Exodus 22:18 WEB
World English Bible
"You shall not allow a sorceress to live.

Exodus 22:18 WYC
Wycliffe
Thou shalt not suffer witches to live.

Exodus 22:18 YLT
Young's Literal Translation
`A witch thou dost not keep alive.


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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/9/2012 12:34:54 PM   
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The early Jews had a problem with well poisoners, so they put a passage in the bible about witches (well poisoners), if you re-write the bible to make it clear that witches means women who cast spells, have you made it "more clear???"

In the original Hebrew manuscript, the author used the word m'khashepah to describe the person who should be killed. The word means a woman who uses spoken spells to harm others - e.g. causing their death or loss of property. Clearly "evil sorceress" or "woman who does evil magic" would be the most accurate phrases in today's English usage for this verse.

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/9/2012 3:05:30 PM   
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The early Jews had a problem with well poisoners, so they put a passage in the bible about witches (well poisoners), if you re-write the bible to make it clear that witches means women who cast spells, have you made it "more clear???"

In the original Hebrew manuscript, the author used the word m'khashepah to describe the person who should be killed. The word means a woman who uses spoken spells to harm others - e.g. causing their death or loss of property. Clearly "evil sorceress" or "woman who does evil magic" would be the most accurate phrases in today's English usage for this verse.

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OK Kirata, GotSteel, you guys are right and I am wrong. Although I find it interesting that the Hebrew refers to those who use spells to harm others. Meaning that wiccans who follow "An it harm none," are not acting against the bible...

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/9/2012 3:36:16 PM   
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OK Kirata, GotSteel, you guys are right and I am wrong. Although I find it interesting that the Hebrew refers to those who use spells to harm others. Meaning that wiccans who follow "An it harm none," are not acting against the bible...


I don't know that I'd go that far. Sure it's real easy to make a case that this particular passage doesn't apply to wiccans, I'd go so far as to say that seeing as magic spells don't actually work this passage shouldn't actually apply to anybody. However, it's not the only passage in the Bible.

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/9/2012 4:05:17 PM   
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OK Kirata, GotSteel, you guys are right and I am wrong. Although I find it interesting that the Hebrew refers to those who use spells to harm others. Meaning that wiccans who follow "An it harm none," are not acting against the bible...


I don't know that I'd go that far. Sure it's real easy to make a case that this particular passage doesn't apply to wiccans, I'd go so far as to say that seeing as magic spells don't actually work this passage shouldn't actually apply to anybody. However, it's not the only passage in the Bible.


What I was saying was that one of the rules of Wicca is "An it harm none, do as thou wilt," or some such. If the original quote said witches were only a problem if they hurt folks with spells, a Wiccan who doesn't hurt anyone with spells is not...hurting anyone with spells. As such, they are in the clear. Granted, I was looking more at Kirata's definition than your list, so...


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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/9/2012 4:07:05 PM   
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I've got to compliment you on some impressive narrative crafting, my problem with it is that Biblical scholars actually changed the passage to make the meaning more clear in the NLV version and it doesn't say anything about pedophilia.


The issue isn't pederasty, either (although it could have been mentioned, had Leviticus been penned way later on). In that regard, I think xssve misses the point, though he touches on it: penetration is the key, along with the implications of the passive, receptive role.

It's all about mounting a man in the manner of prison rape, military rape and all the other varieties of "subjugation by penetration" games that mammalian males engage in as part of their dominance games. That's the act that is outlawed. Forcing yourself on a woman is fine (unless it's illegal or in a socially unacceptable format), because the idea is for her to submit anyway, so subjugating her is par for the course. Forcing yourself on a man, not so much.

There are other concerns that may have played into it, of course. Anal sex is fairly effective at spreading disease, and the Torah is full of directives that are concerned with public health. Many directives are concerned with cultural isolation. Food restrictions are an example, and if you've tried cooking for a social event where strict vegans are in attendance, you probably have an idea of how much extra effort is involved in being a good host to both groups. Other sexual practices are also restricted because they have played a part in the social lives of the adjacent Canaanite culture, such as incest, orgies, zoosex, gay sex, lesbian sex, prostitution and various other entertaining ways for people to have a good time. That means a good Jew would have to recluse himself from Canaanite social events, or break the law, or be rather uncomfortable. In this way, they did not, as a people, get absorbed into the Canaanites, and the Canaanites were prevented from having a major impact on their culture. That, in turn, allowed them to individuate as a group, providing time for their culture to develop in its own direction.

Of course, my memory isn't what it used to be, so the timeframe may be off. I certainly know far too little about the Persian empire to gauge which elements there may have played a part, for instance. They did, after all, have a pivotal role in unifying those religions that became Judaism, since such unification was a requirement for autonomy under Persian rule.

Either way, it's clearly not particularly applicable to the current situation, and certainly not to people that happily mix synthetic and natural fabrics (obviously prohibited) or eat pork (also prohibited) and so forth. And even less so to people that adhere to much of the NT (usually selectively ignoring the point about how the OT is explicitly stated to remain in full effect).

A culture of hatred, not the religion that denounces those cultures, is the modern "theology".

Incidentally, biblical scholarship is not particularly unified, but I'm inclined to think that the translation itself is adequate. The trick, as usual, is to understand that there is a difference between hearing, knowing and doing. One key point is reiterated in a number of religions: for those with ears to hear to open their hearts to that which cannot be spoken. In essence, to look beyond the words themselves to the core of what is an idea, whose form flows free of the momentary interpretations that are rendered into such words as one generation might use as a signpost along the way for those that do not yet grasp it.

The bible is to religion what porn is to sex: a two dimensional snapshot of an androcentric idealization that usually serves little purpose beyond inspiration and masturbation. Not that the bible is all that great for the latter, unless you're good at origami.

Pardon the meandering.

The point to take away from all this is: cocksucking is very Christian.

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/9/2012 5:22:29 PM   
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And your point is?

I was sick of all the political threads.
I think the vatican is an incubator of bdsm.
All that talk of thou shallt not, gives me wood Holy Wood!

Then don't read them. Duh.


I aint reading them duhu.

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/9/2012 5:23:07 PM   
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We've all heard that apologetic, but have you ever tried to track it down to see if it's a lie? I can't find a single translation that uses the word poisoners and not just the KJV is talking about female spell casters.


The Leningrad Codex gives m'khashepah as the original word. I would say the most likely reading, given the context, is that of the offspring of a temptress should not live. The root obviously isn't very well attested (the triliteral occurs about a dozen times), but by its other occurences and the context in which it appears here (sexual relations), it seems a likely reading.

This may be a euphemism for a prostitute, courtesan, concubine, slut or other extramarital partner, in which case it could express a common sentiment at the time: don't let bastard children live. Given the notions which persist to this day about who is a proper Jew (a matrilineal thing), and a tradition of breeding internally to the group, it wouldn't be surprising to find an exhortation to get rid of offspring of uncertain origins.

Of course, given the previous passage, it is also quite possible to interpret it to mean that if a man gets a woman pregnant and her father refuses their marriage, any child she conceives by him should not be allowed to live. The context has also been interpreted to refer to rape, and the Qu'ran seems to support this interpretation, in which case it basically translates into an imperative to have an abortion when you've been raped and your father doesn't think the right thing to do is to have you marry the rapist. Either way, it comes down to illegitimate offspring if we consider it an adjunct to the preceding passage.

As for the claims regarding poisoners, that is also viable, but for different reasons than are commonly assumed. It has to do with the modern concept of a poisoner. Essentially, these are herb women, which is a listed unclean profession elsewhere, with the same word applied to it. While a herb woman might provide a poison, her services would primarily be called upon in other contexts: providing contraceptives and abortifactants.

The latter would be consonant with prevalent attitudes in most of the patriarchal cultures of antiquity, where abortions were used to cover up marital indiscretions, while contraception could be used to deny a man heirs, both of which were a Bad Thing™ in their worldview. That would also make it likely to coincide with a couple of major revisions, one of which was made by a prolific misogynist. A modern reading along those lines might be to kill abortion doctors, but don't tell the extremists, particularly since the diametric opposite might well be the correct reading.

I favor the illegitimate offspring interpretation, although it's easy to see how it could be read as a reference to the herb women, or as a reference to an enchantress or temptress. If you factor in the final vowel carrier being slightly ambiguous, you might- if reaching- read it as dealing with people who work divine miracles like Aron and Moses did (clerics, if you play AD&D).

One of the more interesting and ambiguous passages, all in all.

ETA: Yes, as Kirata's source suggests, one who whispers curses remains a possible reading, if somewhat out of context. Note that it is khashep which is used for (among other things) curse whispering, so using that reading kind of leaves the prefix dangling, methinks. My biblical Hebrew is rusty, though, so I would welcome a clarification on that.

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/9/2012 8:58:09 PM   
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I've got to compliment you on some impressive narrative crafting, my problem with it is that Biblical scholars actually changed the passage to make the meaning more clear in the NLV version and it doesn't say anything about pedophilia.

Leviticus 18:22
NLV: Do not practice homosexuality...

Huh, 'cause it looks like as long as you aren't doing it in your wife's bed, it wasn't that big a deal.

http://www.homosexualeunuchsandthebible.com/id10.html

And the age of Manhood in the Jewish religion is 12, in most of the classical world in fact, so pedophilia a we define it wasn't really even a concept back then. For the most part, male or female, at the onset of puberty, you were considered an adult.

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/9/2012 9:01:09 PM   
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I've got to compliment you on some impressive narrative crafting, my problem with it is that Biblical scholars actually changed the passage to make the meaning more clear in the NLV version and it doesn't say anything about pedophilia.

Leviticus 18:22
NLV: Do not practice homosexuality...


Actually, first, saying that the meaning was made "more clear," does not mean it was more clearly the original intent. The early Jews had a problem with well poisoners, so they put a passage in the bible about witches (well poisoners), if you re-write the bible to make it clear that witches means women who cast spells, have you made it "more clear???"

Also, what the passage you quote specifically says is:
“‘Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable. "
So if you sodomize women, you can't sodomize men. If you don't sodomize women, go ahead and sodomize men, you are not having sexual relations with a man as you do with a woman...
The passage sucks for Bisexuals, but for Gays and Lesbians it doesn't really cause problems...

Lol, yeah, I like to point that out when they start going on about hetero anal being "gay".

I think those people just don't like sex, and don't want anybody else having fun doing something they don't like, is what I think.

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/9/2012 9:03:41 PM   
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I guess maleubs are cool, it doesn't say anything about a woman doing a guy with a strapon either.

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/9/2012 9:15:50 PM   
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In 1051 CE, Saint Peter Damian wrote a treatise called the Book of Gomorrah, and it was openly addressed to Pope Leo IX. The treatise was a complaint to the Pope that there was rampant child abuse in the church and that church superiors were hiding it. Saint Peter Damian also wrote attacks against priests who were married. (Payer) The Pope responded by only punishing the most serious offenders (those who abused the most for the longest period of time), and said abuse was a spiritual issue, not a criminal one. (Payer)

http://andrew-perry.suite101.com/roman-catholicisms-long-history-of-child-abuse-a331760

-In a manual for priests called Didache (Dih Dah KAY), which was already written and widely distributed by 100 CE, there is a rule that says, "Thou shalt not seduce young boys." (Coldrey) The Didache predates the canonization of the New Testament (circa 400 CE). (Lindberg)-

Guess it was not in the interest of the church to canonize something against childabuse.


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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/9/2012 11:44:07 PM   
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{Blah blah blah, lots of possible definitions of whiches}

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How about this, since we are not sure, we use all the definitions. So if you see an abortion doctor or nurse who is female, or a wiccan, or a woman who got pregnant and isn't married, or who got pregnant by a man her father doesn't approve of, it applies.
And since any father can tell you that no man is good enough for his little girl, it pretty much applies to all women.
But since we clearly can't kill the entire distaff portion of the population (plus I find them nice to look at), we can just burn their clothing or something.
mandatory biblical nudity for all women, works for me!!!

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/10/2012 5:50:15 AM   
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Huh, 'cause it looks like as long as you aren't doing it in your wife's bed, it wasn't that big a deal.

http://www.homosexualeunuchsandthebible.com/id10.html

*Face Palm* So I was just having this conversation with SoftBonds about how Christian Apologetics are full of outright lying and how when you come across an apologetic that spins the translation of a passage into something that has never ever shown up in a Bible you should be really skeptical. There's a very good chance that you're either looking at the work of someone who's seriously out there grasping at straws to justify their position or just plain lying to you.


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And the age of Manhood in the Jewish religion is 12, in most of the classical world in fact, so pedophilia a we define it wasn't really even a concept back then.

I think this is the sort of reason that the Catholic Church is still having trouble grasping the difference between healthy adult consensual relationships and pedophilia.

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/10/2012 7:01:54 AM   
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The Hebrew literally says: “You shall not lie with a male [on] the beds of a woman (or wife), it is a despising.”


I think the apologetics argument is much better than the revisionist one here: there is absolutely no historical or Biblical account of a homosexual actually being put to death or otherwise punished, it doesn't seem to have actually ever happened.

And it's always a much bigger stink when a married man is caught cheating - with another man - for whatever reason, whereas your confirmed homosexuals are just sort of part of the landscape.

I have no doubt it was discouraged by the Levite Priests, much as it is now, probably for much he same reasons, whatever those reasons are, mostly probably because as "shepherds", it's their job to oversee selective breeding and increase the flock, and homosexuals are just running around doing whatever they want, and telling the Rabbi to rotate.

It's an affront to their authority, in short.

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/10/2012 8:18:28 AM   
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The Hebrew literally says: “You shall not lie with a male [on] the beds of a woman (or wife), it is a despising.”


I think the apologetics argument is much better than the revisionist one here: there is absolutely no historical or Biblical account of a homosexual actually being put to death or otherwise punished, it doesn't seem to have actually ever happened.

And it's always a much bigger stink when a married man is caught cheating - with another man - for whatever reason, whereas your confirmed homosexuals are just sort of part of the landscape.

I have no doubt it was discouraged by the Levite Priests, much as it is now, probably for much he same reasons, whatever those reasons are, mostly probably because as "shepherds", it's their job to oversee selective breeding and increase the flock, and homosexuals are just running around doing whatever they want, and telling the Rabbi to rotate.

It's an affront to their authority, in short.


Amusingly, I think that prohibiting the activity may actually reduce birthrates-at least in some circumstances.
I mean, imagine you have two men who are gay, if they are not allowed to have sex, they are sneaking around, etc.
Now, tell them that they can do whatever they want in the bedroom, as long as they marry women and have kids. Sure, a gay man may have trouble getting it up for his wife, but his lover can probably get things started, and maybe provide stimulation during the act to help get him off. 9 months later, gay man has kid!
Of course, if that had been the case 2000 years ago, you might not have had a spiritual leader who hung out with 12 men and one hooker, and never got married...

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/10/2012 10:37:28 AM   
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mandatory biblical nudity for all women, works for me!!!


Sounds like summertime.

Course, the bible chicks are the perviest of the lot, going by how things worked back when I was in school (there was a Christian school across the street). And by the fact that the Catholic bishop actually had to clarify that oral and anal sex still qualify as premarital sex because it was rampant among teenage Catholic girls here.

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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/10/2012 11:06:50 AM   
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mandatory biblical nudity for all women, works for me!!!


Sounds like summertime.

Course, the bible chicks are the perviest of the lot, going by how things worked back when I was in school (there was a Christian school across the street). And by the fact that the Catholic bishop actually had to clarify that oral and anal sex still qualify as premarital sex because it was rampant among teenage Catholic girls here.

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Who are the teenage girls doing it with?


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RE: COCKsuckin is unChristian - 4/10/2012 12:23:27 PM   
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Who are the teenage girls doing it with?


Presumably the boys?

What a waste.

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