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Karmastic -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/21/2012 2:17:18 PM)

[:)] lmao. u know my post coming after yours doesn't mean i was talking specifically to u, unless i said it did

*sends virus to your Linux box*




MissImmortalPain -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/21/2012 2:21:02 PM)

I'm on the wrong computer for you to do that so HA, FAIL! Besides I did make a joke and sometimes around here people don't know one when they read it.




TNDommeK -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/21/2012 6:42:10 PM)

Yes, yes..sometimes even the best of grasshoppers fail, lol. But since you have cookies, I am back.




MissImmortalPain -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/21/2012 8:44:48 PM)

Yay...umm, you know the cookies have poision in them right? If they don't kill you they will make stronger. I normally only give them to men but hey if you are up for it I am always willing to share.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/21/2012 10:37:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

Ok, sure...I'm awake and bored so I'll bite.

What's in it for those of us who are generous enough to help you get your freak on? Do you plan to pay us? Send us gifts? Clean our houses or mow our lawns? This is your first post, so one here knows you from Adam. You mean nothing to us so where's the fun for us? Why should we help you?



I see that as insensitive.....

The guy is trying to get his kink on and frankly, as a member of the fairer sex.....you should just simply say...."No shit????? Fuck man.....I wouldn't let you out for ages...."

etc.

I can't, of course because....well....I have no tits.....but you could give him all the fantasy wrecks he's looking for....and for what....such a small cost....

If I had titties.....I'd help a brother out but.....sadly, I do not.




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/21/2012 11:09:20 PM)

Insensitive? Really?

Oh, hi...my name's Sylvere and I'm a sadist. Nice to meet you.

But seriously, if he wants me to click his link, I want him to click the link to make a donation to the National Domestic Violence Hotline. And then I want him to post a screen capture of the confirmation page after he donates. I think that's a fair trade.




TNDommeK -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/22/2012 12:17:27 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain

Yay...umm, you know the cookies have poision in them right? If they don't kill you they will make stronger. I normally only give them to men but hey if you are up for it I am always willing to share.



My favorite flavor!




MistressDarkArt -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/22/2012 1:10:33 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

Insensitive? Really?

Oh, hi...my name's Sylvere and I'm a sadist. Nice to meet you.

But seriously, if he wants me to click his link, I want him to click the link to make a donation to the National Domestic Violence Hotline. And then I want him to post a screen capture of the confirmation page after he donates. I think that's a fair trade.



That sounds great! Maybe I'll suggest the same thing with Kiva.

OP, dude, would you do a little micro-loan to Kiva and post the screen capture? Please pick a woman-owned business in a female-oppressed middle-eastern country. Post screen capture or it didn't happen. THEN, I will click your link. Fair's fair, and think about how much good you will be doing in the world just by getting your kink on!




strangedesire -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/22/2012 2:42:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


quote:

ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

Insensitive? Really?

Oh, hi...my name's Sylvere and I'm a sadist. Nice to meet you.

But seriously, if he wants me to click his link, I want him to click the link to make a donation to the National Domestic Violence Hotline. And then I want him to post a screen capture of the confirmation page after he donates. I think that's a fair trade.



That sounds great! Maybe I'll suggest the same thing with Kiva.

OP, dude, would you do a little micro-loan to Kiva and post the screen capture? Please pick a woman-owned business in a female-oppressed middle-eastern country. Post screen capture or it didn't happen. THEN, I will click your link. Fair's fair, and think about how much good you will be doing in the world just by getting your kink on!



I want to do this now. Can we do this? Femdoms for good?




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/22/2012 4:15:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: strangedesire

I want to do this now. Can we do this? Femdoms for good?


Once upon a time in Ask A Mistress, we joked about setting up a PayPal account and requiring guys like the OP, who come in to troll for a fetish delivery service, to make a contribution. The money would be donated to charity on a monthly basis, IIRC. It didn't happen but I thought it was a darn good idea.




DommesLesEnigma -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/22/2012 5:29:08 PM)


There could also be another side to this whole thing as another poster suggested. My cousin who is a webmaster explained it to me so I hope I get it right. If not sorry ... She said something like this. Websites do something called pay per click. So to get a bunch of guys and a device that is associated with their Kink ie such as he is locked in...equal dollars for that website.

Ok he is the customer that buys a device that he paid for $$$. He in order to get his kink going and get his freak on seek others to click on his link$$$. He goes on forums and such to market his kink because he is horny$$$. Those that fall for it click on his link adding time to his chasity device and get him off, but the click is what the website want$$$. There you go this website and there creators are making $$$ off his kink and got him to pay for it. Can you say cha ching. They get their clicks and website traffic while getting some horny guy to foot the bill for putting $$$ in their pockets. I hope I explained it right. It is a really smart concept and makes me think what will they come up with next.

I think he is sincere about it. I also am not comfortable clicking on a link like this. Not only for the viruses but other behind the scene tactics the site might use. Real time folks that is what it is all about.




JanahX -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/22/2012 5:50:56 PM)

How bout this .. you come over and I'll just cut it off for you.




chatterbox24 -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/22/2012 6:16:15 PM)

I am not a sadist. I am not a masochist.
But I am bat shit crazy.
ANd if it gives you a kick I have clicked your kink link kind sir.
Good day.




smartsub10 -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/22/2012 8:08:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JanahX

How bout this .. you come over and I'll just cut it off for you.


I think this would make everybody happy. [:D]




thishereboi -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/23/2012 6:27:42 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JanahX

How bout this .. you come over and I'll just cut it off for you.



Judging from the amount of people who said they added days, it will probibly fall off by itself when he is finally allowed to take that lock off. I wonder how long you can safely keep a guy locked up like that. Maybe I should try to find a no-limit slave and do some experimenting.




kalikshama -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/23/2012 11:20:07 AM)

In case anyone else was wondering how this works:

http://www.chastityforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=13943

My understanding of how it works is that you change the combination on the lock without looking at it. You then take a picture of the lock and send it to them. Then, still without looking at it you disrupt the numbers on the combination lock. You are now locked (or the key is locked in the combo lockbox) and you don't know the combination. After some condition is met they will then send you the picture of the lock that shows the combination.

...Actually, you can setup an emergency release password. You can also setup a "Do not exceed" lenght time.

Just be carefull with the settings and the were you post the link. I did setup a dummy account over there and would have ended up with 176 weeks of chastity...

http://carlilock.com/login.php

Longest session held by Katherine with 9 months, 1 weeks, 5 days, 11 hours, 5 minutes, 58 Seconds




poise -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/23/2012 11:24:00 AM)

Interesting facts on the setup, Kalikshama. Thanks for posting them.
I wonder if there is a similar application for a full body rubdown, with ice cream on the side? [8D]




kalikshama -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/23/2012 11:45:51 AM)

I so miss the massage guy I had in Florida...not being licensed, he was cheap, and made house calls. No ice cream, but there were essential oils. Le sigh.




GotSteel -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/23/2012 1:20:38 PM)

Head over to fetlife, there will be a group for whatever it is that you're into over there and unless you're looking to be verbally harassed you're not going to find it here. 




Karmastic -> RE: A strange favor from a newbie (4/23/2012 2:00:39 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

In case anyone else was wondering how this works:

http://www.chastityforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=13943

My understanding of how it works is that you change the combination on the lock without looking at it. You then take a picture of the lock and send it to them. Then, still without looking at it you disrupt the numbers on the combination lock. You are now locked (or the key is locked in the combo lockbox) and you don't know the combination. After some condition is met they will then send you the picture of the lock that shows the combination.

...Actually, you can setup an emergency release password. You can also setup a "Do not exceed" lenght time.

Just be carefull with the settings and the were you post the link. I did setup a dummy account over there and would have ended up with 176 weeks of chastity...

http://carlilock.com/login.php

Longest session held by Katherine with 9 months, 1 weeks, 5 days, 11 hours, 5 minutes, 58 Seconds

very interesting, thanks for sharing this.




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