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BreakMeShakeMe -> Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 10:19:50 PM)

Petruchio told me to start this thread...lol...so on the "dare" i'm going to...lmao

Funny or moving statements made by other CM members that have made you laugh... spew coffee on screen... or just hit you awkwards....

Petruchio's favorite of mine.......

Anyone can suck a cock.... but can one truely enjoy just simply sucking a good cock.




VandalHeart -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 10:39:01 PM)

I think almost every post in the fake fakes thread is fuckin' priceless




CERCKL -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 10:40:49 PM)

Absolutely anything I post...

C




VandalHeart -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 10:41:51 PM)

OK, I nominate what CERKL just said as funny




BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 10:43:39 PM)

LOL... some turkish coffee should settle him down... got some brewing now for him...<grinzzz>




CERCKL -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 10:44:16 PM)

Damn straight.

Now could we get back on topic, the OP was posting about drums.

C




talibahh -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 10:45:52 PM)

yeah... when RS told Michael to shove his puter up his sorry jackass [:D]
 
tali




BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 10:47:43 PM)

LOL... damn.. I missed that one... 




Petruchio -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 10:48:04 PM)

Ah yes… (W.C.Fields accent)

A girl in every port…
and a port in every girl.




Petruchio -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 10:49:08 PM)

Good job, Break&Shake.

Here's another contribution:

It's now how fast you make a guy cum… but how slow.




VandalHeart -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 10:50:07 PM)

Wow...that's nice




BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 10:51:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Petruchio

Good job, Break&Shake.

Here's another contribution:

It's now how fast you make a guy cum… but how slow.



oh yessssss indeed <swoons>




BitaTruble -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 10:57:30 PM)

Are you repeating yourself or does your pussy have an echo?

::OK, I don't know if that's actually been said.. but it should have been::

Celeste




BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 10:58:38 PM)

ROFLMAO............ damn Bita.... 




BitaTruble -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 11:00:11 PM)

[8D] You need to sew your ass together because your butt plug is falling out and it's making you cranky!

::Now, I know for a fact that was said.. cuz I said it!:: [:D]




BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 11:04:37 PM)

LOL... yep... I read that in one of those many threads... forgot who said it.. should of known though...<grinz>




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 11:04:53 PM)

I saw your tired ass  pussy on sale in the international house of cunt [:D]

<edited to add the post tali was talking about...>
 
quote:

Buy a damn pacifier and shut up cause I personally dont care to hear it. Oh or better yet since there are no Mistressses here for you, click the off button on your computer terminal then proceed to stick it up your ass. [:D]   




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 11:07:02 PM)

quote:

One day in twenty years--Is about as effective as air-brakes on a turtle. 


ok I have got to nominate Lady Hugs for this post.... I about fell out of the chair rollin.... She comes up with some good ones [:D]




BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 11:09:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

quote:

One day in twenty years--Is about as effective as air-brakes on a turtle. 


ok I have got to nominate Lady Hugs for this post.... I about fell out of the chair rollin.... She comes up with some good ones [:D]


LOL... yep... good one... glad I was putting drink down while waiting for this thread to open...[:D]




MsSubMission -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 11:10:49 PM)

ROFLMAO!!  Hilarious!!  Thank you for making me smile!




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