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BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 11:15:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul I saw your tired ass pussy on sale in the international house of cunt [:D] <edited to add the post tali was talking about...> quote: Buy a damn pacifier and shut up cause I personally dont care to hear it. Oh or better yet since there are no Mistressses here for you, click the off button on your computer terminal then proceed to stick it up your ass. [:D] Oh yes...RS... I see a tie here... that one through me outta my chair laughing so hard...lmao

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 11:26:35 PM)
Glad to have made you smile [:D]

CERCKL -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/6/2006 11:48:11 PM)
quote: I unzipped my pants, at least they could get on their knees. Thank you CrappyDom C

Level -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/7/2006 3:08:34 AM)
Almost anything by Lrod.. quote: WHEN THEY DO'NT REFER TO ME AS LRODNADMASTER I MEAN WITH LIKE ALL CAPS I GET VERY IRRITATING AND EVEN CONSDIER DUMPING THEM _____________________________ LRODANDMASTER TYPE LIKE DUMASS BUT HIM NO DUMASS

Dustyn -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/7/2006 4:59:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble Are you repeating yourself or does your pussy have an echo? ::OK, I don't know if that's actually been said.. but it should have been:: Celeste Ouch...

zumala -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/7/2006 7:06:10 AM)
nearly spews coffee reading about turtles and air-brakes Someone put up a beverage warning sign on this thread! zuma

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/7/2006 8:47:26 AM)
I thought I did put up a warning.. in title and OP.....LOL... silly me..I might of over looked it.... [:D]

CERCKL -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/7/2006 5:20:24 PM)
quote: Could someone please tell me what all the commotion is about because this thread is too boring to read. Sums up most threads... C

FloridaISIS -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/7/2006 5:45:55 PM)
A Lady's walking down the street, and a voice yells out "Hey lady you got a Nike sticking out of your pussy!" Dedicated to all the men who'll spend the rest of their lives trying to crawl back in. Thanks go out to my sweet friend Sgt Williams for the quote (aka the man with the talented tongue)...Never give up the dream Sgt. [;)]

desertdancer -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/7/2006 5:50:59 PM)
Actually, i can't hear you laughing.............i see you typed: HAHAHAHA. >smirks< Posted by Smilezz...this one had me squirting pepsi from my nose, I dunno why, but it tickled me.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/7/2006 5:55:34 PM)
Is it a bad thing if, not only do I not remember any funny posts, I also don't remember what this thread is about? Yours, benji

desertdancer -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/7/2006 6:12:25 PM)
Posted by slavejlb in the 'black Masters' thread... you mean master comes in colors, can i have a rainbow one * giggles*

SweetSarijane -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/7/2006 8:30:12 PM)
"It's a measure of your hotness on a date ... how long you can keep that lump in your date's pants, while he watches you eat a something smothered in ranch dressing." posted by caitlyn in the hard limits thread. Had me laughing so hard I had tears on my cheeks.

zumala -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 6:54:11 AM)
This one by Mistoferin gave me a chuckle. quote: ORIGINAL: understud How to deal with narrow minded selfrigitious; intollerant assholes ...lol always respectful Oh the irony.....

zumala -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 7:48:14 AM)
OMG, I am STILL laughing at this one!! Go Wolf! And as far as the virgins go some people say it was mistranslated and is supposed to be white rasins, what a screw up that would be "Wheres my virgins!" "Here are your rasins!" "WTF you mean raisins I didn't die for no damn raisins I want my virgins!"

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 7:58:39 AM)
LMAO... that came from Wolf? <Goes to get something to clean coffee off screen again....lol>

RavenMuse -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 8:18:35 AM)
As smart as a horse and hung like Einstein In a thread to give Kevin a new profile g Unfortunatly can't remember who posted it, but sounds like a Bita kinda thang [:D]

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 8:26:15 AM)
LOL.. yes it does sound like a Bita Quote.... I know you got one out there too RM......... and i'll find it.. I just can't remember where I seen it...but i'm searching..

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 9:13:28 AM)
OK.... bratty just hit me with one.... to quote her.... Why can't men suffer from PMS like women do......it's just not fair.. ( Quick... someone get her some chocolates....lol)

desertdancer -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 9:24:37 AM)
Me, I just tell them up front that I am a control freak and sexual predator and if they say "cool" then we are good to go. This one Posted by CrappyDom in the 'help me understand thread' I'm still having fits of giggles over this one ~dancer

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