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SweetSarijane -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 9:52:31 AM)
"my complaint is you obviously don't know why blowjobs were invented....... afterwards, I don't feel like killing anybody anymore." by mnottertail in the complaints thread.

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 10:43:35 AM)
lmao... I just read that too.... still trying to get all the coffee outta my nose....[:D][:D]

akisha -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 1:35:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul quote: One day in twenty years--Is about as effective as air-brakes on a turtle. ok I have got to nominate Lady Hugs for this post.... I about fell out of the chair rollin.... She comes up with some good ones [:D] ok everyone just looked at me like i lost my mind. i was laffing so hard. I really should remember to close my office door

Tikkiee -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 1:58:24 PM)
I don't know who said it, but I was reading through the posts one day and came across "well, someone sure woke up without a blow job this morning' or something to that effect. It had me rolling.

eroticangel -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 2:24:18 PM)
mostly everything Bita writes makes me smile......especially when she is sweetly saying what is so

mistoferin -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 3:48:23 PM)
"Go eat a bowl of dicks you cunt." said by rumtiger on his new contest thread

CERCKL -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 5:23:16 PM)
quote: Panties? What panties? Witches don't wear them *examines a claw Just saw this one... C

Level -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 6:13:11 PM)
This is from Ron, king of dark humor. The thread was "No limit slaves". quote: As I pen this missive from Attica, after violating mnottertail's account......I can understand the term of 'no limits' in a way. I will probably have to kill somebody today, because they want something I have or don't have....... but some days you wanna take a day off from the daily grind.......know what I mean? LOL, Be'nahd And one more ... quote: Well I happen to know that a couple of womens profiles are real on here cause I created them. Ron

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/8/2006 7:14:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin "Go eat a bowl of dicks you cunt." said by rumtiger on his new contest thread ROFLMAO Erin..... too damn funny.... you and Bita most certainly need to put warnings on your post...

mistoferin -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/9/2006 5:16:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BreakMeShakeMe quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin "Go eat a bowl of dicks you cunt." said by rumtiger on his new contest thread ROFLMAO Erin..... too damn funny.... you and Bita most certainly need to put warnings on your post... I laughed my butt off when I saw that. Gosh there have been so many funny things said on these boards.....if only I didn't have Alzheimer's........

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/9/2006 9:28:57 AM)
Welcome to my world Erin...LOL Got to say... the people on here.. DO NOT hold back any punches when it comes to humor... And Level... quoting Ron is too much... that name shows up and I know NOT to be drinking anything before reading anything Ron types up...lmao

zumala -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/9/2006 4:36:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster Why is everyone so upset? They're not getting laid enough.

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/9/2006 5:24:38 PM)
LOL...sounds about right.

smilezz -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/9/2006 5:33:28 PM)
grinz at dancer. Well gosh darnit........sometimes the flow from one's brain to their fingers do make sense. lol ~smilezz~

angelface183 -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/9/2006 6:59:38 PM)
bluebird: quote: I'm sure ANYONE would love to spend time with someone who is incoherently grumpy. Freakin' hysterical[sm=biggrin.gif]

LaMalinche -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/9/2006 7:11:01 PM)
quote: We're sure that if the O.P. scored a zero on his IQ test it was because he was cheating off the others in the classroom. Goddamn that's a lot of stupid. See it? He got it all over the walls!

SweetSarijane -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/9/2006 8:26:12 PM)
another good one is this one by BitaTruble in the bdsm is only a fantasy thread: "Now I'm confused and wondering why, if this is all in my head, that my ass hurts so much from the beating I didn't actually get."

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/9/2006 11:05:50 PM)
LOL...Too many good ones that time... this hasn't actully been said..to quote.. it's been action... Delight seems to like david hasslehoff tonight for some reason.. someone put him outta his troubled mind..lmao

TolerableCruelty -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/10/2006 2:00:52 AM)
quote: i am concerned about doing a2m and we've talked about my concerns it, but he still does it. Most of the time it's when we're in a group, so it's not easy for me to protest without feeling like a party pooper (no pun intended.) originally posted by SindyLewd I couldn't help but just sit and laugh like a maniac at that......

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/10/2006 7:33:12 AM)
LOL @ party pooper

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