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Level -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/10/2006 7:16:40 PM)
quote: Loki said: Damut cerckl yur drumen yur chest gooder than the rest. tries to drum his chest harder That whole goddam Hijacked thread is so chock full of nuttiness......

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/10/2006 8:24:26 PM)
LOL... not a damn thing wrong with that... makes it fun to come read the forums... to see people having fun... not having to be so serious all the time....

Wulfchyld -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/10/2006 9:29:20 PM)
quote: Man, I was eating, Fastlane... the thought of you nekkid just ruined THAT impulse... LOL - Dustyn [sm=biggrin.gif]

CERCKL -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/10/2006 9:39:42 PM)
quote: How the hell do you find this stuff? You are one sick puppy. :) I have to go place my order now. Another one from the Hijack thread... C

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/10/2006 10:15:11 PM)
to quote CERCKL in complaint thread..... quote: I want to complain that none of my obviously humorous and witty remarks made the humorous quote thread... [quote/] Hugssssssssssss sorry you miss lotus

CERCKL -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/10/2006 10:34:26 PM)
quote: I've gotta agree with Celeste and say that yes, you do really have a fucked up, piss poor attitude. It's whining, miserably pathetic posts like I just read from you that make me want to just reach out and slap someone. Dom, my ass. Stop being such a bitch. Don't know who originally posted this but saw it quoted... C

LaTigresse -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/11/2006 4:54:17 AM)
"Now if I slap the stupid cunt upside the fucking head because she won't shut the fuck up, would be an example." CrappyDom I am not sure I got that exact, word for word but theres the general idea. Now, all things considered that statement should just bug the shit out of me on so many levels but in the context it was written and given who wrote it.....I laughed so damned hard and just had to put it in here.

puella -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/11/2006 1:43:34 PM)
Omg this one by theRose4U in the 'mama's belt' thread under ask as submissive/slave had me rolling! "Are you done touching yourself now, or did you have an actual point I missed?"

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/11/2006 9:54:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: puella Omg this one by theRose4U in the 'mama's belt' thread under ask as submissive/slave had me rolling! "Are you done touching yourself now, or did you have an actual point I missed?" LMAO.... excellent.... Tigresse.... I about laugh at anything crappydom spits out....lol....

SweetSarijane -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/11/2006 9:58:47 PM)
There have been so many hilarious statements lately in the forums here lol. I no longer drink when reading here, I take breaks for a drink <grin>

CERCKL -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/11/2006 10:43:12 PM)
Proprietrix sez: I'll take my high horse over your immoral shoes any day. <g> C

CERCKL -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/11/2006 11:54:12 PM)
Crappy Dom has some of the best ones... quote: I would wonder why you feel you can't ask these sort of questions of the person you are with. If you can't, behavior modification, other than castration for "excessive" masterbation, aint got a snowballs chance in hell. C

OhBeMyMind -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/12/2006 1:54:26 PM)
Oh gawd.....almost pee'd myself reading this! From All Complaints Go Here thread....page 54: mnottertail quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I am gonna make you look like death warmed over, standing on the street corner, begging the fuck out of lifesavers. I am gonna make you look like the dogs had you under the porch and played with you.......... Then we are gonna have some rough sex. And you can quote me, by god!

glidewynd -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/14/2006 3:30:58 PM)
From Bearlee, in the "Are any of the woman's profiles real?" thread: "Personally, I'm just pixels in the wind; but real pixels, non the less!", she says haughtily...and skips out the door giggling wildly. And from RavenMuse, in the same thread: OK you spotted us, besides yourself there are only two others. Me and a one legged eskimo dwarf called malcom, everyone else is just a figment of our imaginations.

theRose4U -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/14/2006 9:57:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble Are you repeating yourself or does your pussy have an echo? ::OK, I don't know if that's actually been said.. but it should have been:: Celeste ROFL

theRose4U -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/14/2006 9:58:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble [8D] You need to sew your ass together because your butt plug is falling out and it's making you cranky! ::Now, I know for a fact that was said.. cuz I said it!:: [:D] Are you crabby or does your butt plug need adjusting?

theRose4U -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/14/2006 10:03:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zumala OMG, I am STILL laughing at this one!! Go Wolf! And as far as the virgins go some people say it was mistranslated and is supposed to be white rasins, what a screw up that would be "Wheres my virgins!" "Here are your rasins!" "WTF you mean raisins I didn't die for no damn raisins I want my virgins!" That's from Robin William live in NY Where's my bitches...here's your raisins.

theRose4U -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/14/2006 10:07:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BreakMeShakeMe LOL @ party pooper Starts singing the party pooper song...every party has a pooper that's why we invited you...george banks.

theRose4U -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/14/2006 10:09:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: Loki said: Damut cerckl yur drumen yur chest gooder than the rest. tries to drum his chest harder That whole goddam Hijacked thread is so chock full of nuttiness...... Finding a good sub is like sifting through trail mix. You find a few fruits, a lotta nuts and have to sift to get to the sweet and special ones

desertdancer -> RE: Funny Statements made by CM Members (6/15/2006 1:36:14 PM)
This one is from LA in the protected subs thread, if it's already been listed, please forgive my reposting, but whoah that one cracked me up But plenty of novice subs LOVE pretending to be an immature irresponsibile adult who needs protection. And plenty of doms LOVE being the protector/knight in armor who can cast their sheild of protection (+2) against the vile sins of this bdsm land. ~dancer

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