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Moonhead -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/5/2012 12:33:19 PM)

Tell these ugly bastards that I am not going to tolerate any more of their bestial habits.
Sir William Packenham




LookieNoNookie -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/5/2012 4:57:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Oscar Wilde

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.
Oscar Wilde

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Oscar Wilde,


Last one....I buy.




littlewonder -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/5/2012 7:18:32 PM)

I have too many I like to just pick one so I'm gonna just list a few of my faves. [:D]


She tackles everyday life with a perverted innocence that just
makes you want to give her a big hug and then stand back quickly
while checking to see if everything is still attached.

The heck with top and bottom -- I want
relationships with strangeness and charm.

Do not be like servants who serve their masters expecting to receive a reward; be rather like servants who serve their master unconditionally, with no thought of reward. -- Antigonus of Sok

The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of a man she loves."
- Yves Saint Laurant






Sanity -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/5/2012 8:13:30 PM)


"They cant get away from us now men - theyve got us surrounded."

quote:

ORIGINAL: areallivehuman

"Where the fuck did all those Indians come from?"


George Armstrong Custer





IrishMist -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/5/2012 9:02:33 PM)

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social issues; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death"
Albert Einstein

"When I was five years old, my mother told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.
I wrote down HAPPY.
They told me I did not understand the assignment.
I told them they did not understand life."

John Lennon

I am not sure who this one belongs to, but I have always enjoyed it

"When you think you are screwed, just remember, we are on a big, wet ball floating in the dark"




ashjor911 -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/5/2012 9:04:37 PM)

ok here gose..
- I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people. (Isaac Newton).
- I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. (Thomas A. Edison).

My favorite is

- A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. Winston Churchill

but then i saw this
[image]http://www.trollquotes.org/image/971-morgan-freeman-troll-quote.jpg[/image]




DonGiovani -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/6/2012 1:22:10 AM)

"I drank what?"
Socrates.




DeviantlyD -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/6/2012 1:43:58 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

I have too many I like to just pick one so I'm gonna just list a few of my faves. [:D]


She tackles everyday life with a perverted innocence that just
makes you want to give her a big hug and then stand back quickly
while checking to see if everything is still attached.

The heck with top and bottom -- I want
relationships with strangeness and charm.


Do not be like servants who serve their masters expecting to receive a reward; be rather like servants who serve their master unconditionally, with no thought of reward. -- Antigonus of Sok

The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of a man she loves."
- Yves Saint Laurant



The green one MUST be in reference to the types of quarks...up, down, strange, charm, bottom, and top. :)

The purple one is just way too cheesey. I think I might just toss my cookies. :P

Okay, I confess...I like cheese. *grins*




LookieNoNookie -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/6/2012 4:48:25 PM)

quote:

"When I was five years old, my mother told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.
I wrote down HAPPY.
They told me I did not understand the assignment.
I told them they did not understand life."
John Lennon


That is more valuable than gold!




TheBanshee -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/6/2012 7:34:59 PM)


Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac - Henry Kissinger

Men are always whining about how we women suffocate them.
Well, in my opinion, if you can still hear them whine, you're not holding the pillow hard enough - Mae West






playfulotter -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/6/2012 7:55:15 PM)

Even though I love a lot of quotations myself I love this quotation by Somerset Maugham as it is so true....Some people never give their own opinions or words ever and just spew out quotes!

“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.” - W. Somerset Maugham




Muttling -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/7/2012 8:54:46 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b


quote:

"What the fuck was that????" - Mayor of Hiroshima



DUDE!!!!

That was nasty. Besides, it's not even the correct quote. The actual quote is: "Meh. It's just one plane... nothing to worry about."



ummmm........Nope.

There were three B-29's involved in the attack.




Muttling -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/7/2012 8:58:57 AM)

It's not a quote, but a funny as hell photo.......


[image]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/2/18/8/man-tattoos-leviticus-1822-that-forbids-homosexua-28846-1298035133-2.jpg[/image]


He obviously missed Leviticus 19:28 which forbids tattoos.




IrishMist -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/7/2012 12:35:31 PM)

"Elevate them guns a little lower"

Andrew Jackson




LookieNoNookie -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/7/2012 2:53:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: playfulotter

Even though I love a lot of quotations myself I love this quotation by Somerset Maugham as it is so true....Some people never give their own opinions or words ever and just spew out quotes!

“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.” - W. Somerset Maugham


:)




JstAnotherSub -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/7/2012 3:13:22 PM)

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
John Wayne




LookieNoNookie -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/7/2012 3:54:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
John Wayne



ROFLMAO




Paladin9 -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/7/2012 4:24:00 PM)

"Damn rev limiter". Me hitting 140 on the front straight Calif speedway.




Muttling -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/7/2012 7:00:48 PM)

"You're so gentle."

Me when a Domme asked what I thought of her during our first play date a few years ago. (I came out with bruises from that one.)




Soyokaze -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/8/2012 9:04:01 AM)

"The large print giveths and the small print taketh away" -Tom Waits




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