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Moonhead -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 8:19:48 AM)

It's certainly a much healthier way of looking at the world than Confuscianism.




pyschosubmission -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 8:24:33 AM)

Men tire of singing and dancing before war




pyschosubmission -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 8:25:46 AM)

Also

"I told you I was Ill"

Written on Spike Milligan's tombstone




Kana -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 8:30:35 AM)

"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."

Voltaire, on his deathbed, when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.





mnottertail -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 8:32:39 AM)

Of course god forgives me;
it's his job.

Heinrich Heine




Hillwilliam -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 9:26:24 AM)

"Don't stick your dick in crazy"

Anonymous upperclassman talking to me when I was a freshman in college.




GreedyTop -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 9:37:57 AM)

Eddie Izzard: Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, "Is that Rod Stewart in first class?"




JanahX -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 9:39:22 AM)

ChrisT: JanahX, whats the moral of the story?

JanahX: The moral of the story Chris, is that people will do the exact opposite of what they say theyre going to do. Each and every time.

ChrisT: JanahX, youre an oracle of knowledge.


~ a conversation between my freind ChrisT and myself after smoking a big bowl of Matanuska Thunderfuck when I was a lot younger.




hlen5 -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 9:40:45 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MercTech

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-R.A.H.



This is exactly the quote I was going to quote! Love it!! Another Heinlien (sp?) - "There is only one way to console a widow - but beware."




mnottertail -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 10:09:33 AM)

I've never been this far before.

Author:  Every girl who ever has.




Kana -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 10:24:49 AM)

"Intelligent people know others.
Enlightened people know themselves."

The Tao Te Ching




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 10:31:39 AM)

Oh I love the Tao te Ching, I have a pocket copy that travels with me.

Here's a fav:

Fill your bowl to the brim
and it will spill.
Keep sharpening your knife
and it will blunt.
Chase after money and security
and your heart will never unclench.
Care about people's approval
and you will be their prisoner.

Do your work, then step back.
The only path to serenity.





GreedyTop -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 10:39:03 AM)

“Sometimes,' said Pooh, 'the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.”
― A.A. Milne




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 10:44:57 AM)

Nice one. I do love that pooh bear.




Hillwilliam -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 10:47:17 AM)

Wasn't there a book written called "The Tao of Pooh"? I'm not talking about meditating in scat either.




myotherself -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 10:48:15 AM)

yes, I have a copy [:D]

I also have the follow-on book, the Te of Piglet.

Must-have reading!




mnottertail -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 10:55:21 AM)

I am writing a book on the spiritual enlightenment that comes from monetary wealth.

It is entitled: The Tao Te Ka-Ching!!!!

You can quote me.

Ron 'Ganesh' Melby




GreedyTop -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 10:58:43 AM)

somewhere , I do have a copy of Tao of Pooh.

edited because I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE THE TOUCHPAD!!!!




Moonhead -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 11:07:11 AM)

It's a good read: what Taoist couldn't love a bear of little brain?

And if we're quoting from Milne, the last line of The House At Pooh Corner is one of the most beautiful in all of children's literature:
"And so as winter changes into spring, which changes into summer, there are things which go on forever unchanging. Such as the way a certain boy cares for a certain bear. And we will know, for as long as we care to remember that somewhere in that enchanted place on top the forest, a boy and his bear will always be playing."




GreedyTop -> RE: History's Greatest Quotes (7/10/2012 11:09:15 AM)

Pooh quotes always rock :)




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