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Kaliko -> It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 1:32:15 PM)
Not maturbation. Not masterbution. Masturbation. Jeezum Fuck. The worst part is I just took five minutes out of my life to Google "masterbution" to see if it really is some term that I don't know. Five minutes I will never get back. Five minutes that would have been better spent musterbutting myself.

mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 1:35:50 PM)
Not masterbution.... It is when I do it. You can quote me. I beat that fucker like I own it. Master.

DesFIP -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 1:45:34 PM)
Years ago on b.com there was a group called Master Baiters. For those of us who self identified as brats and those who loved them.

Hillwilliam -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 1:46:34 PM)
I used to tell people I was a Mistress Baiter. I teased Dommes. ETA. Still do occasionally.[sm=biggrin.gif]

JstAnotherSub -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 1:48:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko Not maturbation. Not masterbution. Masturbation. Jeezum Fuck. The worst part is I just took five minutes out of my life to Google "masterbution" to see if it really is some term that I don't know. Five minutes I will never get back. Five minutes that would have been better spent musterbutting myself. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this made me snort! I was thanked for mentioning spell check, but, obviously it wasn't used in that thread.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 4:08:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko Not maturbation. Not masterbution. Masturbation. Jeezum Fuck. The worst part is I just took five minutes out of my life to Google "masterbution" to see if it really is some term that I don't know. Five minutes I will never get back. Five minutes that would have been better spent musterbutting myself. Sorry...I was jacking off....what were you saying?

Lucylastic -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 5:15:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko Not maturbation. Not masterbution. Masturbation. Jeezum Fuck. The worst part is I just took five minutes out of my life to Google "masterbution" to see if it really is some term that I don't know. Five minutes I will never get back. Five minutes that would have been better spent musterbutting myself. Gets to be like an ear worm huh:)

RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 5:57:38 PM)
Learning How ~ Mentorbation Trying To Remember How ~ Mystrybation Doing It With A Hammer ~ Masherbation Doing It While Dancing ~ Mosherbation Politically Correct ~ Masterslavedomdommesubmissivedominatedominalordladysirmistressvanilla-bation (PLEASE add to that) Doing It To Flavour Food ~ Mustardbation Doing It While Beaming To The Surface of the Planet Below ~ Matterbation (formerly known as the Particle Stroke) This kind of shit is what happens when I am not duly distracted. Juuuuuuuust sayin'.

JstAnotherSub -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 5:59:48 PM)
Doing it bloody well....menstrubation

Lucylastic -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 6:22:49 PM)
Fondling when you pee?? micturbation?

mummyman321 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 7:00:27 PM)
Micro-bation - masterbation for small penises

pyschosubmission -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 7:30:30 PM)
Touching yourself and chewing gum, Masti-bation

JanahX -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 7:34:10 PM)
Mastur-bacon = using lightly crisped bacon as a dildo.

pyschosubmission -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 7:46:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX Mastur-bacon = using lightly crisped bacon as a dildo. [sm=rofl.gif] That image, right there. Ended me.

poise -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 7:58:26 PM)
Heck, some people spell much worse with both hands.

hlen5 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 9:11:24 PM)
Doing it while fishing - Bass-turbation.

Dunamis2009 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 9:21:10 PM)
Not doing it for awhile (OR: doing it incredibly quickly): Fasturbation

pyschosubmission -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 9:25:43 PM)
as a result of doing it too quickly, Cast-urbation

LanceHughes -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 9:32:28 PM)
Shower-bation - Making drain babies.

hlen5 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/9/2012 10:20:16 PM)
Mastur-baton: doing it at Band Camp.

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