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RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:31:09 AM)
Smacksterbation - getting off on her cheeks without using her mouth. (It's not wrong if she bibbles your balls, Ron.)

ashjor911 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 12:51:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko Not maturbation. Not masterbution. Masturbation. Jeezum Fuck. The worst part is I just took five minutes out of my life to Google "masterbution" to see if it really is some term that I don't know. Five minutes I will never get back. Five minutes that would have been better spent musterbutting myself. 1- i dont give a damn which one is correct. 2- well, I use Wanking....& i am doing it tonight[8\|]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 5:16:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 Doing it while fishing - Bass-turbation. "Master Bater".....someone who is skilled beyond question as to putting bait on a hook.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 7:09:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Delilya Thank you all for the giggles. [:D] [>:] [sm=biggrin.gif]

RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:07:01 PM)
Keeping It Right, All Night Long - Mantrabation Ommm. Ommmm. (OMGOMGOMGOMFGOMG)

JanahX -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:12:20 PM)
Disaster-bation = when your mom walks in on you watching fucked up porn.

RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:15:07 PM)
Plasterbation - fixing the holes in the walls afterwards.

JanahX -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:15:16 PM)
Plaster-bation = trying to get busy with a cast on your hand.

RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:16:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX Plaster-bation = trying to get busy with a cast on your hand. Pretty sure that's casterbation. (And I beat you to it, ha!)

RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:17:55 PM)
Shatnerbation - fapping to Classic Star Trek. (Anybody got green body paint...?)

JanahX -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:18:42 PM)
that was awesome +1 (This might be one of my alltime favorite threads -)

RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:19:50 PM)
Fasterbation - a self-imposed quickie.

RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:21:11 PM)
Lasterbation - what you do to get the Viagra out of your system when your date bails.

JanahX -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:25:27 PM)
Mastur-situation - Jerking off to Jersey Shore

JanahX -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:28:30 PM)
Mastur-menstruation = messy

RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:32:32 PM)
Flusterbation - rocking the boat and getting nowhere. Assturbation - hitting the wrong hole for all the right reasons.

JanahX -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:36:44 PM)
Mastur-procreation = jerking off to Fox News.

RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:45:34 PM)
Pasturebation - what you do with cows is your own damn business.

JanahX -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:46:02 PM)
ick quote: ORIGINAL: RemoteUser Pasturebation - what you do with cows is your own damn business.

RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:49:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX ick quote: ORIGINAL: RemoteUser Pasturebation - what you do with cows is your own damn business. It was that or sheep...but I didn't have any Scotch.

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