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RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 3:59:35 PM)

Can't do wrong when you add a little chit to the chat.

Welcome, Elaylady. [:)]




Delilya -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 4:16:55 PM)

My Dad is in the hospital and I called and read this thread to him (well minus a few of course). He was howling. Thanks again.




pyschosubmission -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 4:34:26 PM)

I hope he gets well soon Delilya




JanahX -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 4:39:19 PM)

Master-blotation = fapping after eating a large pizza




RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 4:39:59 PM)

*hugs* to Delilya.

I'm glad some of our collective stupidity brought a little joy to that creepy wild void beyond the digital depths of our depravity.




RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 4:46:59 PM)

Crassterbarion - getting off on cheeky commentary.
Winterbation - how the Inuit stay warm.
Shysterbation - getting the big O from screwing someone over.




hlen5 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 7:26:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: RemoteUser

Shysterbation - getting the big O from screwing someone over.




This was worth repeating!!

Pouter-bation - bummed because no one mentioned post #20.




JanahX -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 7:29:27 PM)

LOVED IT
quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5

Mastur-baton: doing it at Band Camp.





Lucylastic -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 6:38:56 AM)


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ORIGINAL: RemoteUser

Shatnerbation - fapping to Classic Star Trek. (Anybody got green body paint...?)

SOOOO may of these made me laugh, but this is just for Trekkie fans

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mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 6:55:31 AM)

Consultation= young men around a campfire, circlejerking.




JstAnotherSub -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 7:04:33 AM)

casterbation, making a cast of ya loved ones manhood, then fucking your self with it




mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 7:14:15 AM)

Moderation = hand-cranking to moderator avatars.




mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 7:28:54 AM)

Intubation = sticking it between your legs and pretending you are a girl like the guy in Hannibal. 




JstAnotherSub -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 7:30:19 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Intubation = sticking it between your legs and pretending you are a girl like the guy in Hannibal. 

I gotta disagree with that definition.

Intubation would be shoving it down a chicks throat.




mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 7:31:10 AM)

It is no longer a single act. However; if you are having trouble breathing, I will clear your airway.




kalikshama -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 7:58:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ELAYLADY

Hoping I do this right. My first time on this chat. In regard to Mary Um Poppins and the antenna. You know you can say it backwards which is Dociousaliexpiesticfragicalirupus. But that's going a bit too far, don't you think??
Indubitablly


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mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 8:18:42 AM)

lamination = hiding in the bathroom from your mom's prying eyes cuffing the boxers.




mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 11:05:15 AM)

Appropriation = pounding somebody elses pud.




mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 11:06:22 AM)

Aggregation = swallowing multiple dicks at one time.




mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/12/2012 11:08:19 AM)

Fornication = rodshining a rod with an unusually large foreskin.




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