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RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:50:33 PM)

Zipperbation - aye, there's the rub.




JanahX -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:50:56 PM)

Mastur-amputation = Jerking off while the surgeon removes your leg.




RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:52:42 PM)

Spazturbation - yelling out fanboy geek phrases while doing the deed.




RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:56:51 PM)

Chesturbation - Tuning In Tokyo to make still waters run deep.




RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 10:57:55 PM)

Afterbation - when your partner's asleep and you finish what they started.




RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/10/2012 11:05:54 PM)

Banterbation - arguing as foreplay.




RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 7:24:09 AM)

Disasterbation - what Edward Scissorhands tried.

(No wonder that bitch looked sad.)




RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 9:57:04 AM)

Caturbation - when Fluffy cleans himself just a little too often...




RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 10:02:35 AM)

mnotterbation = 'Mouth to Sac: There and Back Again, A Story of Appealing Kneeling'




pyschosubmission -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 10:44:11 AM)

This thread became epic a long time ago




RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 10:54:00 AM)

Tapperbation:

...

*tap tap, taptaptap*




mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 10:55:13 AM)

Tongueless lesbians will be tapping the panorama of it on their cage bars in ages hence.... 




hlen5 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 1:09:48 PM)

Console-bation, taking care of business yourself after a broken date.




mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 1:11:50 PM)

Veneration:   Beating off with diagrams. 




mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 1:13:02 PM)

Animation (can't say it here)




mnottertail -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 1:15:40 PM)

Vituperation:  dusting the clown in a puffadders face....

Oooooh, the little fella is MAD. Oh Crikey!!!! He bit it!!!!

Steve Irwin 




hlen5 -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 1:18:25 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Vituperation:  dusting the clown in a puffadders face....

Oooooh, the little fella is MAD. Oh Crikey!!!! He bit it!!!!

Steve Irwin 


Ack, Ack Ack!!!

Dusting the clown is a new one!


Putrification - what happens after you dust the clown in a puffadder's face!!




poise -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 1:39:28 PM)

Adjusting the (cough) antenna while watching Mary Poppins.
Supercalifragilisticexpialibation.




RemoteUser -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 1:40:42 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

Adjusting the (cough) antenna while watching Mary Poppins.
Supercalifragilisticexpialibation.



Sufficiently bent?

(If they detach, those rabbit ears can welt like a viperous belt.)




ELAYLADY -> RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N (7/11/2012 1:52:54 PM)

Hoping I do this right. My first time on this chat. In regard to Mary Um Poppins and the antenna. You know you can say it backwards which is Dociousaliexpiesticfragicalirupus. But that's going a bit too far, don't you think??
Indubitablly




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