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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/9/2012 10:49:14 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 3:15:25 AM   
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Yeah, you're all pretty proud of yourselves, aren't you?

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 3:28:01 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 4:48:10 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

Yeah, you're all pretty proud of yourselves, aren't you?

:)

You Inspire Us Kaliko:)

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 4:49:25 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

Yeah, you're all pretty proud of yourselves, aren't you?

:)


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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 5:34:19 AM   
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Thank you all for the giggles.

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 5:39:43 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 5:41:36 AM   
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hahaha sounds like someone was using their iphone and it kept changing the spelling, as iphones are famous for doing..

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 5:50:40 AM   
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A feature of the iPhone i both love and hate. When it works, its a great time saver. When it doesn't, you spend an inordinate amount of time arguing with it, or you fail to notice the "incorrection" and wind up sounding like an idiot.

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 9:02:06 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

Yeah, you're all pretty proud of yourselves, aren't you?

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Yep!

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 9:51:01 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:03:15 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:05:11 AM   
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what a slave does with her mouth.

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:12:18 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:13:23 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:13:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

MastersOblation:

what a slave does with her mouth.


I would say you're stretching it...but that would be on topic.

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:18:37 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:21:16 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:22:20 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:24:30 AM   
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