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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 3:59:35 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 4:16:55 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 4:34:26 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 4:39:19 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 4:39:59 PM   
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I'm glad some of our collective stupidity brought a little joy to that creepy wild void beyond the digital depths of our depravity.

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 4:46:59 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 7:26:00 PM   
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This was worth repeating!!

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 7:29:27 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 6:38:56 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 6:55:31 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 7:04:33 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 7:14:15 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 7:28:54 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 7:30:19 AM   
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Intubation = sticking it between your legs and pretending you are a girl like the guy in Hannibal. 

I gotta disagree with that definition.

Intubation would be shoving it down a chicks throat.

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 7:31:10 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 7:58:03 AM   
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Hoping I do this right. My first time on this chat. In regard to Mary Um Poppins and the antenna. You know you can say it backwards which is Dociousaliexpiesticfragicalirupus. But that's going a bit too far, don't you think??
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 8:18:42 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 11:05:15 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 11:06:22 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 11:08:19 AM   
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