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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:31:09 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 12:51:29 PM   
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Not maturbation.

Not masterbution.

Masturbation.


Jeezum Fuck.


The worst part is I just took five minutes out of my life to Google "masterbution" to see if it really is some term that I don't know. Five minutes I will never get back. Five minutes that would have been better spent musterbutting myself.


1- i dont give a damn which one is correct.
2- well, I use Wanking....& i am doing it tonight

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 5:16:13 PM   
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Doing it while fishing - Bass-turbation.


"Master Bater".....someone who is skilled beyond question as to putting bait on a hook.

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 7:09:16 PM   
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Thank you all for the giggles.



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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:07:01 PM   
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Ommm.

Ommmm.

(OMGOMGOMGOMFGOMG)

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:12:20 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:15:07 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:15:16 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:16:53 PM   
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Plaster-bation = trying to get busy with a cast on your hand.


Pretty sure that's casterbation.

(And I beat you to it, ha!)


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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:17:55 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:18:42 PM   
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(This might be one of my alltime favorite threads -)

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:19:50 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:21:11 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:25:27 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:28:30 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:32:32 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:36:44 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:45:34 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:46:02 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:49:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RemoteUser

Pasturebation - what you do with cows is your own damn business.




It was that or sheep...but I didn't have any Scotch.

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