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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:50:33 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:50:56 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:52:42 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:56:51 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 10:57:55 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/10/2012 11:05:54 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 7:24:09 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 9:57:04 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 10:02:35 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 10:44:11 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 10:54:00 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 10:55:13 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 1:09:48 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 1:11:50 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 1:13:02 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 1:15:40 PM   
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Oooooh, the little fella is MAD. Oh Crikey!!!! He bit it!!!!

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 1:18:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Vituperation:  dusting the clown in a puffadders face....

Oooooh, the little fella is MAD. Oh Crikey!!!! He bit it!!!!

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Ack, Ack Ack!!!

Dusting the clown is a new one!


Putrification - what happens after you dust the clown in a puffadder's face!!

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 1:39:28 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 1:40:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: poise

Adjusting the (cough) antenna while watching Mary Poppins.
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Sufficiently bent?

(If they detach, those rabbit ears can welt like a viperous belt.)

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/11/2012 1:52:54 PM   
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