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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 11:40:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Fornication = rodshining a rod with an unusually large foreskin.


Aren't you on a roll with these??!!

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 11:41:37 AM   
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ORIGINAL: JanahX

LOVED IT
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ORIGINAL: hlen5

Mastur-baton: doing it at Band Camp.




Thanks JanahX!

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 11:42:20 AM   
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< Message edited by mnottertail -- 7/12/2012 11:43:10 AM >

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 11:59:34 AM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 12:02:45 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 12:05:44 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 12:23:47 PM   
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since you are a phallus expert extrordinaire, I suspect you could audit the equipment orally and prepare an unbiased report.


What can I say? Expert is as expert does!

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 1:41:08 PM   
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using this

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 2:42:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

Not maturbation.

Not masterbution.

Masturbation.


Jeezum Fuck.


The worst part is I just took five minutes out of my life to Google "masterbution" to see if it really is some term that I don't know. Five minutes I will never get back. Five minutes that would have been better spent musterbutting myself.

I think it's terrible Kaliko should have to spend her time Googling variations on masturbation, and I hereby volunteer to go fuck the living daylights out of her.

Hell, I'll even give her a few good spankings.

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 2:45:43 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 3:15:58 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 3:57:51 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 5:32:54 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/12/2012 8:26:18 PM   
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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/13/2012 7:38:49 AM   
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"What's that for?"

"Well, a couple of things."

"Correct! And one of those things is...?"

"Best not mentioned, really."

"Right! And the other is fornication. And without fornication there is no marriage, and without marriage there is no diplomacy!"

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/13/2012 10:18:17 AM   
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perturbation  = paying by the pud per pound.



By the pound!!???

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/13/2012 11:23:25 PM   
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< Message edited by hlen5 -- 7/13/2012 11:41:52 PM >

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/14/2012 8:00:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: hlen5


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

perturbation  = paying by the pud per pound.



By the pound!!???


pud pounding pound


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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/14/2012 8:04:49 AM   
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I like to wrap up a fistful of my pubic hair, grab my sealclubber by the throat and start choking the shit outta that fucker, and saying to it stuff like:  Come for me right now you fuckin whore, or goddammit I am going to beat the dogfuck outta you..........

Sorta like a forced orgasm, yanno? 

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RE: It's M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N - 7/14/2012 2:45:39 PM   
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