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NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 5:19:33 AM)
I really haven't heard any cheesy pick-up lines. I've been lucky. This thread should be interesting. NBMG

Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 5:48:36 AM)
re: Egypt: Yeppers! :-) How sad that he thinks that will work [or worse, that it did once] Edited to add: Did you get also the first-e-mail pic of the obese bearded guy with the 50's army glasses and Bruce-Willis-grade marijuana man-boobs who was licking his own nipple, or just me?

Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 5:53:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact And I quote, "your Mistress has great taste in men." Or did you just not want to be thought of as adorable: you looked steadily into his green-flecked eyes; he, blushing slightly, looked away, then held your still gaze for a moment, his lips parting as his breath caught . . . [the rest depends on whether he was clothed or nude]. That's like a romance/pron novel for Dommes!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 9:22:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ARIES83 quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus As soon as I can remember the last time someone tried to pick me up, I will report back. I am reasonably certain it was in the typical mode. Let me help you, you sultry minx! quote: quote: ARIES83 I don't have a gold letter Hib, but I have a heart of gold... And it's addressed to you. (C) -ARIES ARIES83 may or may not have a heart of gold and all remarks relating to the aforementioned username may or may not be accurate, all pick up lines used by ARIES83 are copyright (C) 2012 http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=4222328 Remember now!? OH! That made me laugh, so WINNING! And you called me an oddball before, too!

MsGypsey -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 11:03:37 AM)
he: I'm in your town for a meeting. Wanna have coffee? Me: no thank you. he: I have a cam. Wanna dominate me online? Me: I don't think you even bothered to read my profile, did you? he: ..... I'm sure this isn't the worst pick up line, and similar scenarios a probably too frequent to mention. I always get a giggle out of it though.

Delilya -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 11:14:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu re: Egypt: Yeppers! :-) How sad that he thinks that will work [or worse, that it did once] Edited to add: Did you get also the first-e-mail pic of the obese bearded guy with the 50's army glasses and Bruce-Willis-grade marijuana man-boobs who was licking his own nipple, or just me? By the grace of all that is holy, no, I've not had him yet. I do have the human toilet, the burn me with cigarettes guy, the K9 boy, and the dude who was raised by his mother to be a slave to all women. How's a girl to choose?

Delilya -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 11:16:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact And I quote, "your Mistress has great taste in men." Or did you just not want to be thought of as adorable: you looked steadily into his green-flecked eyes; he, blushing slightly, looked away, then held your still gaze for a moment, his lips parting as his breath caught . . . [the rest depends on whether he was clothed or nude]. That's like a romance/pron novel for Dommes! How did I miss this LP? I think it's sweet.

PeonForHer -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 12:16:19 PM)
FR My favourite, which I've used only once so far, was 'Well, you're a pretty little thing, aren't you, hmm?' - in my best Terry-Thomas accent. And it worked! I mean, really, could you get purer cheese than that? (And, yep, the woman in question absolutely looked like the sort who'd break a man's face for calling her 'a pretty little thing' - which of course was why I used the line in the first place.)

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 12:21:26 PM)
Well. She must have started laughing, how could she not?

PeonForHer -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 12:24:59 PM)
She did indeed. Do you think that was what did it?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 12:26:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer She did indeed. Do you think that was what did it? I can only speculate. Would have worked for me, certainly. How many people have the Terry-Thomas love?

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 1:25:16 PM)
Opening... I'm into steampunk. Reply ANRK roolz = Blocked Opening... I want your credit card details. Reply... I know your Mum. = Blocked I( am 21 & lookig for a Domme to bring n me to Britain... Reply. I am a Boer in Capetown= Blocked

Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 2:26:10 PM)
I have the Terry Thomas like and respect; always thought of him as the wingman, not the plucky pilot. When heard he was languishing in a nursing home from Parkinson's, I contributed to the fund-raiser. I think he only lived a year or two after that, but I'd always hoped he literally benefited from the outpourings, and felt more comfortable and appreciated; le sigh!

PeonForHer -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 2:33:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu I have the Terry Thomas like and respect; always thought of him as the wingman, not the plucky pilot. When heard he was languishing in a nursing home from Parkinson's, I contributed to the fund-raiser. I think he only lived a year or two after that, but I'd always hoped he literally benefited from the outpourings, and felt more comfortable and appreciated; le sigh! I have a big framed photo of him. One of my perennial favourite comedians. He benefited very well from the publicity of his Parkinson's and so did others with the disease. It was truly awful seeing those pictures of him suffering in that nursing home on the news here. An odd thing that not many people know about him: he was immensely strong. Apparently he beat Marlon Brando in an arm wrestle once.

LadyPact -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 2:38:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Delilya quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact And I quote, "your Mistress has great taste in men." Or did you just not want to be thought of as adorable: you looked steadily into his green-flecked eyes; he, blushing slightly, looked away, then held your still gaze for a moment, his lips parting as his breath caught . . . [the rest depends on whether he was clothed or nude]. That's like a romance/pron novel for Dommes! How did I miss this LP? I think it's sweet. Oh, it was cheese with a capitol "C". Even the guy I sent it to thought it was a terrible pick up line. It seems I need work. [8D]

Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 2:50:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer I have a big framed photo of him. One of my perennial favourite comedians. He benefited very well from the publicity of his Parkinson's and so did others with the disease. It was truly awful seeing those pictures of him suffering in that nursing home on the news here. An odd thing that not many people know about him: he was immensely strong. Apparently he beat Marlon Brando in an arm wrestle once. Thanks for the update, Peon; I never knew on this side of the pond, so whenever someone mentioned him, I'd think of the photo that i felt in my pocketbook, a B&W still of him in a wheelchair with a very British rug over his frail knees, but definitely his dental gap ;-) Sneef. Had to get out my handkerchief there. I've only ever seen him covered in tweed or a uniform jacket, so thanks for the image of his beating Brando! I'll think of that instead.

PeonForHer -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 3:09:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu I've only ever seen him covered in tweed or a uniform jacket, so thanks for the image of his beating Brando! I'll think of that instead. I think he did, finally, end his days pretty happily, Tantriqu. And here's another thing: he had a tremendous vocal range - bass to highest alto. He was quite a singer. So you can think of that, too. [;)]

WomanlyWiles -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 3:20:33 PM)
I was messaging a sub last year for several months. He was in the UK but a different city, although he was moving to my city (he originally came from here.) He moved here, and told me that he wasn't ready for a d/s relationship and that he had got back with his old, vanilla girlfriend. Fair enough. He messaged me several months later to say that he couldn't live a lie any more, and asked me to date him. What about his girlfriend? Oh, he'd break up with her if I agreed to date him. You can imagine how much I enjoy being someone's plan B. He still messages me sporadically and always seems surprised when he's rebuffed. quote: ORIGINAL: pyschosubmission [smug] gloat [/smug] My would-be suitor even looks a bit like Psycho's evil twin.

WomanlyWiles -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 3:23:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu I have the Terry Thomas like and respect... An odd thing that not many people know about him: he was immensely strong. Apparently he beat Marlon Brando in an arm wrestle once. [image]http://a1.s6img.com/cdn/box_002/post_12/279196_13543313_b.jpg[/image]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 4:00:07 PM)
~pondering Psycho's EVIL twin~

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