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WomanlyWiles -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 4:02:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

~pondering Psycho's EVIL twin~


Despite his bravado on here, in real life he's actually rather bashful. I regularly reduce him to a blushing, stuttering boy.



pyschosubmission -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 4:09:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WomanlyWiles

Despite his bravado on here, in real life he's actually rather bashful. I regularly reduce him to a blushing, stuttering boy.



Jus... but... They're not meant to know that!!

Wait a minute... I mean LIES! It's LIES and SLANDER! Heed no attention

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LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 4:13:37 PM)

I would be astounded if you didn't, WW. Part of his charm, that.

I used to think I was dreadful with the shy, turns out I'm not meant for the PASSIVE. The shy ones are quite the treat.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 5:56:41 PM)

Him: 'Would you turn me into a statue?'
Me: 'Well, it will take so long and doesn't sound like a bit of fun for me. Ummm, maybe $1000 would make it worth it, split between your local foodbank, humane society and Kiva international. Show me the receipts, then we'll talk. Oh, and the plaster-of-paris is on you, dude.'
Him: 'You don't have to be such a f*cking bitch'.
Me: 'And you don't have to be such an idiotic dumb*ass. Buh-bye, chumper! [>:]



LanceHughes -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 6:12:58 PM)

I think that Egypt one mentioned above might be the one that approached me, too. Turned into one of my favorite scams-to-be.  Something about his boyfriend was pimping him out but they still had lulz.  BUT if I would move to Egypt they would both be my slaves and whores.  That way, there would be money enough for all of us - since y'know Mid-eastern men fuck the boys and not their wives or mistresses 'cause the fuckers / johns are afraid of pregenacies.

The scam kinda fell apart after three go rounds since I don't think the whole thing was thought out.  I mean how did they intend to get money from me?

I played along then silence on their part.
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Actually, as a gay Dom, I simply don't get approached.  There seems to be this "Old Guard" attitude of wait until you are told to approach.  Oh, there was one that decided I would be his owner - since that is what HE decided.  YIKES!  Web-stalking anyone?



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 6:16:06 PM)

A few more:

'Mistress do you want to watch me drink my piss on cam for your pleasure?'?' Block, hide, spam, delete.

'Mistress do you want to watch me punch myself in the stomach for your pleasure?' on cam?' Block, hide, spam, delete.

Latest was this: a married guy in my general vicinity, listed as a dom:
Him: "Hello, I'm married but I really want to explore my sub side. Wife's not into the lifestyle. I know you are not looking and said no married guys in your profile, but I wonder if we might just get better acquainted?"
Me: "Get better acquainted for what purpose??"
Him: "Huh?"
Me: "Why do you want to get 'better acquainted' if you know I'm not looking and will have nothing to do with married men?'
Him: <silence>
Me: "Laters, chumpie-bump!" [>:]

Block, hide, delete.



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 6:31:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Delilya

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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

re: Egypt: Yeppers! :-)
How sad that he thinks that will work [or worse, that it did once]
Edited to add:
Did you get also the first-e-mail pic of the obese bearded guy with the 50's army glasses and Bruce-Willis-grade marijuana man-boobs who was licking his own nipple, or just me?


By the grace of all that is holy, no, I've not had him yet. I do have the human toilet, the burn me with cigarettes guy, the K9 boy, and the dude who was raised by his mother to be a slave to all women. How's a girl to choose?

lol lol I've heard from the human toilet, the K9 boy and the dude who was raised to be a slave to all women. They really get around, don't they!

NBMG



LadyPact -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 7:26:07 PM)

Some of you ladies weren't around for castration guy. There was a time that EVERY female Dominant received email from him.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 7:37:52 PM)

Oh, castration guy! Who can forget!

See, I donqt think of those...requests...as pick up lines. They're expressions of hope tossed on to a barren field, but they are not pick up lines.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 7:56:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Oh, castration guy! Who can forget!

See, I donqt think of those...requests...as pick up lines. They're expressions of hope tossed on to a barren field, but they are not pick up lines.


So poetically put, Hib. Love it.

Speaking of castration guy, I had one of those recently who presented me with this pic. Yanno, just ONCE I would like to see a castration cartoon where the guy awaits his 'snip' with his penis a shriveled little turtle-head trying to hide up inside his body. Why are the castration pics ALWAYS of some ridiculously giant-sized dick spraying cum while the domme approaches him with scissors when everybody knows they would run screaming in terror if it actually was about to HAPPEN? Would someone PLEASE find me a pic of a terrified dude with shrunken peen? That's what I REALLY want to see...


[image]local://upfiles/905271/C15E357A9FE44D698B56019C8F0F6074.jpg[/image]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 7:57:48 PM)

Ha! Damn, I've nwver seen anything like that! At least she's wearing gloves.[8|]



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 7:59:46 PM)

Oh, so Mr. 99-year old trans lesbian switch in Australia didn't contact you, Hib?



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 8:01:53 PM)

No one writes to me anymore. [:D]



MsSylverdawn -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 9:10:20 PM)

You HAVE MAIL



Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 9:15:24 PM)

Oh, just got a new pre-, intra- and post-op castration pic with his urethra re-routed into his anus in a kind of 19th-century surgical textbook B&W illustration.
[:@][:o]
Not even a hello, just a whack job . . . but illustrated!

Edited to add:
And they wonders why we screens our mails . . .



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 9:24:30 PM)

WHOA!!



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 10:42:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

Oh, just got a new pre-, intra- and post-op castration pic with his urethra re-routed into his anus in a kind of 19th-century surgical textbook B&W illustration.
[:@][:o]
Not even a hello, just a whack job . . . but illustrated!

Edited to add:
And they wonders why we screens our mails . . .


They never do say hello, do they? That's my biggest beef. And when the f*ck are they gonna show the real deal: somebody's big head rerouted up his anus? Wouldn't that be the anatomically correct version of 'dumb*ss'?





AthenaSurrenders -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 12:57:02 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

Speaking of castration guy, I had one of those recently who presented me with this pic. Yanno, just ONCE I would like to see a castration cartoon where the guy awaits his 'snip' with his penis a shriveled little turtle-head trying to hide up inside his body. Why are the castration pics ALWAYS of some ridiculously giant-sized dick spraying cum while the domme approaches him with scissors when everybody knows they would run screaming in terror if it actually was about to HAPPEN? Would someone PLEASE find me a pic of a terrified dude with shrunken peen? That's what I REALLY want to see...


[image]local://upfiles/905271/C15E357A9FE44D698B56019C8F0F6074.jpg[/image]


Well he has got a shrunken head, and pretty small shoulders, isn't that enough?

From the femdom drawings so many guys have in their profiles, I have learned that all you female dominants are about 7 feet tall and particularly voluptuous in the hip and ass region.

Do any of you enjoy that cartoonish femdom chastity/facesitting/castration pictures in any way? I always cringe when I see a profile full of them. Do they really think dommes look at their collection of unrealistic fantasy women acting out his fantasies and think, 'oh yes, I want to torture his penis'?



GreedyTop -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 1:09:52 AM)

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Do they really think dommes look at their collection of unrealistic fantasy women acting out his fantasies and think, 'oh yes, I want to torture his penis'?


I'd be more inclined to want to smash their fingers with a sledgehammer.



WomanlyWiles -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/4/2012 1:48:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
The shy ones are quite the treat.


Ain't that the truth?

I'm presuming everyone else got the one of the slave that was about ten pages long, with his philosophy minutely detailed? He was used to permanent nudity and chastity, and went on at some length about how disgusting it was when owners had sex with their slaves. Every time I blocked and reported him, he turned up a fortnight later with a new name and identical drivel.




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